Who has a joke? How many/much?

A woman works the night shift and a man follows her. This woman is scared. She passed by the cemetery and had a brainwave. She said to the grave, Dad, I'm back. Open the door. The man was frightened and ran away screaming. The woman was relieved and was about to leave when suddenly a gloomy voice came from the grave: Daughter, you forgot your key again. The woman was frightened and ran away. At this moment, a grave robber emerged from the grave and said, Shit, I delayed my work and scared you to death! As soon as the voice of grave robbery fell, I found an old man carving a tombstone with a chisel. I was curious, so I asked him. The old man said angrily: NND, they carved my name wrong ... The great fear of robbing the tomb screamed and ran away. The old man sneered, "Shit, you dare to steal my business, it's still tender ..." Just then, the chisel accidentally fell to the ground and the old man was about to pick it up. When he bent down, he found a chisel in his hand in the grass. The old man was shocked, and suddenly a voice came: "You want to die! Change my house number! ! "。 Old man, stop fooling me and get down the hill! Then a scavenger climbed out of the grass. "Damn, it takes such a big god to get a piece of iron. An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant got into the soil and only one leg was exposed. " Little Nutbrown hare was puzzled and asked, "Why are your legs exposed?" The ant said, "Shh! Don't make any noise, I'll trip his son! " The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants waiting in line in a hurry and asked why. The ant replied, "Yesterday, an elephant was tripped by one of our brothers and was seriously injured. Let's go and donate blood to that girl. " Not long after, the rabbit saw a large number of ants coming back and asked what was going on. An ant said, "Oh, only one of them has the same blood type as that elephant. It is enough to leave him there to draw blood. " ? On the third day, the rabbit came to ask the ant: Is that ya still alive? The ant said helplessly: I carried it back, damn it, my waist was bent and I fell too hard! When an elephant is sick, it should sue ants. The court ruled that ants tripping over elephants were malicious injuries and imprisoned for 6 months. The ant refuses to accept, "the crime of personal injury is imprisoned for up to 2 months. Why did you sentence me to half a year? " Judge: "The crime of personal injury is sentenced to February, and tripping an elephant is a crime of racial discrimination, plus four months ..." So the ant filed a complaint with the High Court: We are equal to elephants, how can we "discriminate"? Please ask the high court to make a clear judgment, return our innocence and sue the judge for framing. A few days later, the elephant suddenly died and everyone ran to see it. I found a female ant next to me. Just ask it how the elephant died. The mother ant cried and said, I told it that I was pregnant with its child, and it just ... The mother ant laid a bunch of eggs, hatched and hatched, and finally hatched a group of ostriches, damn it! How unfair the elephant's death is! ! ! One day, the rabbit suddenly saw an elephant hiding behind a tree and sticking out a leg. He asked, "What are you doing?" The elephant said, "Shh! Don't make any noise. I'll wait for the son of the ant turtle, so that I can mix him up and avenge my brother. " As soon as the rabbit left the elephant, he heard the elephant's cry, so he ran back to see it at once and met an ant panting on the roadside. After listening to the ant, the rabbit asked him: TMD wants to provoke Lao Zi, but fortunately I found out early and broke my foot! The elephant was sent back to the hospital again, because the femoral artery was broken, and this time it lost more blood, not even 80L. The blood bank is in an emergency, and the only ant that matches the blood type of the elephant has collapsed after the last blood transfusion.