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At the class reunion, the young man ordered hot and sour shredded potatoes and was laughed at by his classmates. How should he fight back?

At the class reunion, the young man ordered hot and sour shredded potatoes and was laughed at by his classmates. After dinner, everyone was dumbfounded by what he said. Class reunion is the most popular dinner in today's society. It is a pleasure for old classmates who haven't seen each other for years or even longer to chat while eating and drinking. However, with the improvement of people's living standards, class reunion is no longer a simple emotional continuation, but has gradually changed its taste.

Students in Class 04 13 of Wang Peng High School have been out of touch for many years. Recently, with the popularity and convenience of using WeChat, Wang Peng, as the representative of the math class in that year, set up a WeChat class group. However, as soon as the group was formed, many naughty students began to become active. Wang Peng also posted some inspirational videos and chicken soup for the soul in the WeChat class group from time to time.

In fact, with the connection of the Internet, people's communication has gradually increased. Some time ago, some people posted their former graduation photo in the class group, and some even found out their previous transcripts and examination papers and sent them to the group. And this move made some students who like nostalgia suddenly feel very sad.

In fact, many middle-aged people around the age of 40 will be particularly sad when they see these things in the middle of the night, and even miss the good times of going to school together. A classmate party was proposed two days ago.

Although some people in the class are not in the county, some people have gone to other provinces, but under the rendering of these photos and environment, many students have promised to come to the reunion. However, it was not the monitor who organized the party, but a rich classmate, a fat man, who lived in the county.

Because Wang Peng returned to the county town after graduation to do food inspection in a food factory, she also agreed to attend this time. But not many people went to the party that day, and less than 20 people came to a class of nearly 50 people. Because there are few people, some people suggest that everyone order a dish before eating, and then AA after eating, so everyone starts to order. Some people think that it will be divided equally anyway, so try to order something expensive. But in Wang Peng, he ordered a "hot and sour potato shreds", which is the cheapest dish in the hotel. He was laughed at by the whole class after ordering this dish. Someone said to him, "Wang Peng, are you not eating enough shredded potatoes at home?" Wang Peng just smiled and kept silent.

Male students can drink more when eating, and each person can order a dish, so the dishes on the table are rarely eaten, especially the meat dishes, those meatballs and fish. Basically, I didn't move much, but several vegetarian dishes ate the most. Wang Peng had already finished the dish of shredded potatoes.

After dinner, there are many dishes left on the table, which can be packed and taken away. However, in order to show their identity, no one wants to package them. Only Wang Peng called the waiter and asked for a dozen bags. Just as he was packing, another classmate began to laugh at him. At this time, Wang Peng said, "You all know only beer and skittles. Do you know why our monitor didn't come? Have you ever cared? Is this a real reunion? The monitor didn't come because his daughter had leukemia, and now she is waiting for money in the hospital. Look at your crap. You have never eaten such expensive food. I ordered a shredded potato and laughed at me. I saved this money and donated it to the monitor! "

After listening to Wang Peng, everyone was dumbfounded and blushed, because everyone was already an adult, so the fat man who organized the party took the lead in taking out his mobile phone and said, "Students, otherwise, let's form a group now. If there is a red envelope that we are willing to donate, I will personally send the money to the hospital to visit the daughter of the old monitor! " Just do as you say, and then everyone will take out their mobile phones and send out red envelopes to donate money. Seeing this, Wang Peng smiled happily. Maybe this is the real meaning of class reunion!