These humorous quotations are protracted and philosophical.

1, the danger of being angular is that it is convenient for others to pick you up.

2, there is no way to go, just take the car.

3, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.

4. Parents' meeting and mistress are essentially the same, both of which provoke family relations.

5, handsome and can drive, that's chess, money and house, that's bank.

6, don't always say that the little three prostitutes, who let you hook up.

7, life is breathing, breathing is to take a breath, sucking is to fight for a breath.

8. Don't tell me that you are not short of money. In that case, in the future, you throw it out and I'll pick it up.

9. Don't squeeze into a world you can't get into. It's hard to humiliate yourself for others. Why bother?

10, no matter who pours cold water on us, we must have the backbone to turn it into boiling water and pour it back.

1 1, whose old love is not someone else's new love, whose new love is not someone else's old love.

12, the quality of the teacher's class determines the traffic of the mobile phone in that month.

13, don't be defiled by love for such a pure thing as sex.

14, the biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.

15, God gave you a pair of wings, and you should be braised.

16, I have no merits, but I have a strong ability to be praised.

17, it is said that men become bad when they have money. I have been a good person for more than 20 years.

18, I've been really busy recently, and it's hard to guarantee even one 16 hours' sleep.

19, so what if I think I'm beautiful? I despise it, and I'm not a mistress in the end.

20. Every time you scold others, have you considered their feelings? Anyway, I do. I try not to use dialect, for fear that the other party will not understand.

Very procrastinating children use these personalities to talk about it.

First, I love you! What do you care?

Second, the man forgot to bring money, so he left the bill on the counter. The cashier took the bill and shouted, "Your bill, sir!" The man smiled and replied, here is your bill.

Third, the university is to learn!

Fourth, Chopin of Niu B can't play the sadness of Lao Zi!

Anyway, my life is always different from their calculation. I don't know whether they are wrong or I am wrong.

Six months ago, in order to urge myself to lose weight, I insisted on recording my weight every day, filling out Excel forms and generating trend charts. My colleague passed by my seat, only to see him fall back thoughtfully and whisper in my ear: Can you tell me which stock you are? The trend is quite good.

Pick up a mouse pad and want to match a computer. What do you say is missing?

Who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.

Nine, long ugly, live for a long time; Handsome, dying.

Ten, look at you! Looking at the back, I was anxious and turned my head to scare away millions of lions.

Eleven, the sky is used for wind and rain; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I was used to prove the greatness of the world.

In chemistry class, the chemistry teacher asked: What should I do if your gas leaks? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.

I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than that man's mouth.

Fourteen, most of us who are alive have only done three things in our lives, deceiving ourselves, deceiving others and being bullied.

I'm not a TV, so don't stare at me all the time.

Sixteen, I finally know why I lick Oreos, because then no one dares to rob them.

Seventeen, when you are an onion, who the fuck will eat you with sauce?

18. Blame me me for being too young to see if I am a human or a dog.

Nineteen, one by one, isn't it that I haven't finished my homework yet, as for it? I don't know what homework is.

Twenty, spit is used to count money, not to make sense!

Twenty-one, rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, the quality is not good, why not look around?

Twenty-two, I say I am introverted, others say I am abstract.

Twenty-three, there is a kind of yearning called autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear long pants.

You are very kind, especially when you are sorry for others.

Twenty-five, I won't say anything if I die. You haven't made a beauty plan!

Twenty-six, when I was a child. Cry, cry, laugh, grow up, laugh, laugh, cry.

Twenty-seven, Valentine's Day is over, should we share it?

Twenty-eight, the most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

I play computer too much, so I want to watch TV quickly.

Thirty, a gentle gentleman, an eager lady.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am not in Weibo and you are in Weibo.

I don't tidy my room. I'm a beauty in a messy room.

In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.

Thirty-four, I wrote a composition when I was a child and learned to lie; Writing a thesis in a university, I learned to plagiarize; Write a report after work and learn to disguise; When you are in love, write love letters and learn to be melodramatic; When I was old, I wrote an autobiography and studied packaging.

Thirty-five, when our summer homework teacher has finished all the homework, there will be many cars parked in the school to collect waste.

36. Don't look at what you shouldn't see, and don't say what you shouldn't say. Don't listen to what you shouldn't, don't think about it, please concentrate on soy sauce.

Honey, you must believe me. I feel dizzy even by boat, not to mention having two feet on both sides.

Not only am I lucky, but also athlete's foot!

Thirty-nine, the fox is not demon, sexy and not coquettish.

Forty, I'll hit you if I hit you. Do you want to carry a heavy load?

Forty-one, pleasing to the eye, chasing, um, kissing, quarreling, being indifferent, tired, scattered, pretending not to know, scolding you behind your back, not knowing at all, making me collapse.

Forty-two, this is completely unnecessary shit. Do you regard others as martyrs' cemeteries?

If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.

Forty-four, be like Conan, have a spirit that makes people die wherever they go.

45. I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me.

Forty-six, at first glance, you are not so good, you might as well take a closer look.

Forty-seven, when I went to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to that time. As a result, my classmate chatted with it all noon.

Forty-eight, tell me from childhood, there is nothing else, nothing else, no money, no feelings.

49. The teacher came into the classroom and said, Who is sitting in the village? Don't even clean the blackboard!

Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time. They can't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

Interesting sentence, interesting sentence

1, I feel the most tired when I have nothing to do. I never bully the weak ~ ~ ~ I didn't know he was weaker than me before bullying him.

Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.

You take your overpass and I will take my underground passage.

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

6. Stand at the O-junction of life.

7. heartbroken and indigestion.

8. It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

9. Life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical.

10, you get what you pay for, and you're not hungry after eating porridge.

1 1, you can't treat me as a holiday just because we have a holiday.

12, standing at the crossroads of life, I am even more confused.

13, language is not amazing, it is not shameful to die.

14, a bad man must have a good appearance, otherwise, he doesn't deserve to be a bad man, nor does he deserve to be a bad man in a woman's heart.

15, where you fall, where you get up, you always fall there. I suspect there is a pit!

16, don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will cause the laughter of the sea.

Honey, my eyelashes are drowning.

18, the weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

19, don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die rhythmically!

20. Bad guys need strength, while scum need taste more.

2 1, it's getting light.

22, alas ~ this person is not straight, even the headache is partial.

23. Mixed society is a physical activity. Pay attention to four lessons: flash and move.

24. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

25, both house and rot, the future is uncertain.

26. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?

27. I have been running in the field of hope, although I occasionally stumble over disappointment.

28. From heaven to hell, I pass by!

29. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

30. If you make a mistake, forget it. It's over anyway.

3 1, unreasonable, there must be a plan!

32. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

The difficulty of marriage is that we fall in love with each other's advantages, but live with her shortcomings.

34. Traveling means going from one's own tired place to another's tired place.

35. It is easy to stand outside the pain and convince the suffering people.

36. People are iron and fans are steel. If you don't pretend to hold it for a day, you will panic!

37. Time is like a river. The left bank is an unforgettable memory, the right bank is a youth worth grasping, and there is a touch of youth sadness in the middle.

38. Ask who is the most generous person in the world and tell me to do my duty well.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

40, born down and out, five elements are short of money.

The classic quotations about the philosophy of life are very artistic and charming.

The classic quotations about the philosophy of life are very artistic and charming.

1, I hope you will become such a person as soon as possible: pain beyond words, smile beyond words, fascination without loss, surprise without confusion.

2. Before getting married, Liang Sicheng asked Lin: There is a saying, I will only ask this time, and I won't ask it again. Why me? Lin replied: The answer is very long. I have to answer you all my life. Are you ready to listen to me?

I told you, and finally you ignored me. I want to talk to you again. Open it and see, the last one was sent by me, so I won't pay attention to you. I feel like I'm trying to please you.

Before you, I didn't have a decent heart, and after you, I didn't get its pain.

Sometimes you can't let go of a person, not because that person is irreplaceable, but because you spend too much time and energy on that person. Once separated, it's like a castle carefully built by yourself with time and youth crashing down.

6, as long as you want, as long as I have, do my best, do my best. I gave it to you, but I can't give it to the second person. Please don't give it to the second person.

7. The real inner strength is to live in your own world, not in the eyes and mouths of others. Life is nothing more than laughing at others, and then letting others laugh at themselves.

8. Why do you run every day? Why do you write something every day? Why do you want to read before going to bed? ..... Because most people have nothing to insist on every day, any kind of persistence can distinguish others from themselves.

9. One always looks up to and envies the happiness of others. When he looked back, he found himself respected and envied. In fact, everyone is happy. However, your happiness is often seen by others.

10, life is not so complicated. As you sow, you reap what you love. If you dare to try, the world will dare to answer.

1 1, I don't know if I am getting more and more independent or guilty. After walking for so long, I found that the only reliable person is myself. Now I want to do one thing, learn to live alone, no matter whether someone around me loves me or not. Do what you should do, and treat it safely with or without love.

12, at first, we pretended to understand with confusion. Later, we played dumb and understood. It is not that we want to live in ignorance. However, many things, once hard, will be exposed, once exposed, will lose the adult world, always so fragile.

13, I dare not look at your dynamics, for fear that you have a new love.

14, I believe that the goddess of fate will one day lift the skirt horn to give you a panoramic view. All you have to do is jump on it and hug it.

15, I used to think that women are moths, good at putting out fires and not afraid of death. Later, I learned that there is another kind of woman who is a migratory bird, flying peacefully along a quiet track anyway.

16, sometimes forgetting is the best liberation, and silence is the best telling.

17, guessing is always people, always feelings.

18, the saddest thing is to meet a special person and realize that you can never be together and give up sooner or later. People who really like you can't be friends. Even if you look more, you still want to have me. I never gave up loving you, but I changed from being strong to being silent.

19, the closer you are, the less you know where the bottom line is. We make jokes and expose the deepest scars, thinking that this is the evidence of true love, but forgetting that feelings also have accounts and need to be saved. The difference is that zeroing the balance does not mean starting over, but ending forever.

20. When you are in a bad mood, always tell yourself that the world is big, there are many opportunities and life is short. Don't curl up in a small shadow.

2 1, life is so short, life is the only way, I don't want to die of old age slowly-San Mao.

22. I have a good life myself, so why bother me with one more person? Being single for a long time will be addictive.

It's easy to forgive someone, but it's not so easy to rebuild trust. It takes many years to warm a heart, but only a moment to cool it.

24. Bottom line thinking: Consider the worst result first, and don't set your expectations too high, otherwise the greater your expectations, the greater your disappointment.

25. Making friends is like choosing clothes. Don't choose the best, choose the one that suits you best.

26. People can't live without enemies, and the smartest people can do everything possible to turn enemies into friends.

27, the principle of making friends: disrespect for parents, abandoning family, treachery, mercenary.

28. You have to believe that there is no unattainable tomorrow. Someone always stays up with you, picks you up in the rain and says I love you.

29, porridge rules: there are three bowls of porridge in life, one for yourself, one for family and friends, and one for passers-by who have nothing to do with you.

30. Beautiful love, in fact, the final result is the rest of the soul, no tension, no flattery. After taking off the mask, both of them can be themselves, and they never have to worry that the other party can't accept their true appearance. In the happy relaxation and cross-eyed dedication, they get the charged energy of love-that is, two hearts that understand each other and find a real home for each other.