What is the funny version of tongue twisters in Northeast dialect?

There are the following tongue twisters in the funny version of Northeast Dialect:

1. Lao Qi wants to sell fish, so he happened to meet Lao Lv to lead the donkey, and Lao Qi wanted to use Lao Lv's donkey to carry fish. Lao Lv said that if Lao Qi wanted to use my Lao Lv's donkey to carry fish, he would have to give me fish. If he didn't give me fish, he wouldn't use my Lao Lv's donkey to carry fish. Both of them argued and went to the market by mistake.

2. Talk less and do more. Too much nonsense is boring. Who is the most awesome and who is the hottest, except Lei Feng, is that I say mountains are mountains, rivers are rivers, and provoking Brother Tian is a shell. He said he was not afraid of too many enemies, but he was afraid of not knowing Brother Tian. Black stockings, long legs, come and hug the bed. It is said that sages have been lonely since ancient times. When you go to the disco bar, you wake up half drunk, hug the chick and go to sleep. One mountain is higher than the other.

3. "The key seems to be gone, so please don't lock it", "It's gone", "I don't know what to do", "Don't tell me not to, don't leave it, don't be rude, you're an individual", "I'm an individual" ... The key is found and the lock is broken. "I said no, you all have to say no, no, nothing else", "I didn't say nothing just now, so don't don't, don't don't don't do something, don't break it. Buy another one, what did you lose?" "What did I lose?" "What did you lose?" Farewell! " "If you don't have it next time, you won't have it. If you don't, don't, don't, don't say goodbye."