How to explain jokes

On the subway, I heard a couple talking: "I sent you a message, why don't you reply immediately?" How anxious are people? ""But I'll be right back, you come back to me right away, and I'll come back to you right away. This is endless. Think of it this way: this is a tennis match. You smoke, I smoke back, and you smash again. No exercise, which means you got a point! "Oh," the girl nodded thoughtfully, and several passengers and I nodded ...

My friends can be roughly divided into the following categories according to their familiarity: "I went to see him after taking a shower", "I went to see him after washing my head", "I went to see him after washing my face" and "I am too lazy to see him". . .

Today, I discovered that flappy bird was originally inspired by Wong Kar-wai's True Story of Teddy Boy: "I heard that there is a kind of bird in this world that has no feet. It can only keep flying and flying. When it is tired of flying, it sleeps in the wind. This bird can only land once in its life, and that is when it dies. "

Colleagues said in an ostentatious manner that my sister-in-law showed her thighs in front of her all day, hugged him, shook his hand and kissed him. What's more, she changed clothes in front of him as if nothing had happened. We all think he is bragging. I went to his house on a business trip to see if his sister-in-law was really like what he said! Sure enough, he didn't cheat us. I was shocked! Her sister-in-law must be five years old. . .

If you can't catch up with a person for a long time, then ask yourself, first, are you poor with only one bed left? Second, are you so fat that there is only a pile of meat left? Third, do you only have an ugly back? If you have done everything and still can't catch up with that person, just ask yourself one last question, are you so cheap that you are only bones? ...

A pusher named noantica said that owls at home will have a strong stress reaction as soon as they see strangers, and instantly lose weight as shown below ... completely different! !

I have studied animation for three years and achieved something. The 3D animation Dragon Ball produced by Really3D Studio! Their slogan is "the best 3D animation in the world"! After watching it, I was moved, with cool special effects, fierce fighting and a perfectly restored scene of the Monkey King VS Buo the Magic Man.

In order to reduce traffic accidents caused by reindeer, Finland sprayed fluorescent substances on antlers ... this. . The first thing to remind everyone is Harry Potter's guardian deer. . . -"is broken, your father appeared again. Gryffindor deducted five points! ! ! !

In kindergarten, the teacher asked Xiaoming, "Xiaoming, what is your real name?" Xiao Ming asked curiously, "What is the birth name?" The teacher said, "Your real name is the name your mother gave you when you were still nursing." Xiao Ming thought for a moment: "I can't remember clearly, but I know that my father's real name is a dead fool."

I especially like watching the small theater in the last few minutes of You from the Stars. Very healing, which can probably be summarized as this sentence: I love you wherever you can see or can't see. Whether you know it or not, I'm protecting you.