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100,000 jokes, a classic sentence by Shi Guangji.

1, this seems to be a narrow room.

Like a narrow time room,

Like a narrow space of time,

In the limited time,

In a narrow,

A cramped room,

The space between/between/between/rooms. .....

So simple,

Oh, simple,

Simple,

asy，

Sai,

y .......

This is not the place where you should waste your land.

Not that you should come to the wasteland,

No, you should go to the wasteland,

You should go to the wasteland,

It's time for land shortage,

Come to places where land is scarce,

Land shortage,

bleak ........

Young man, don't mess around,

Don't fool around with people,

Don't mess around,

If you want to mess around,

Mess around,

come ........

2. Young Lang, I am with you! He's the director and I'm just his assistant! The workload is very heavy, and there is no commission. I also work overtime when people are on holiday. I haven't paid off my mortgage, so I bought insurance myself. Fortunately, I don't have to pay the parking fee, because I can't afford a car at all! Your father and I are on the grassland, thirsty to drink dew and hungry to eat grasshoppers. I want you to know that not all chickens are called Shi Guangji, Shi Guangji and Shi Guangji.

3, Sun Tzu is flat, and the mobile phone is not turned off.

4. Time machine! Leave me alone. Time machine! Leave me alone. Time machine! ! ! You forgot your gecko! ! Leave me alone!

5. I am a time machine, a time machine, a time machine, a time machine.

6. Don't call me miss, call me wife! ! ! !

7. You solve the rest, and Snow White gives it to me!

8.my broom! Lu's!

9, Lu, Benirall women must be good to themselves, how can there be only one broom?

10, your father was very lucky when my last name was given!

1 1, your father and I grew up on the grassland, thirsty to drink dew and hungry to eat grasshoppers.

12, isn't that good? You don't need to spend any more money. Nowadays, milk is muddy and unreliable, and maybe it will grow like this after spending money.

13, the wood is so good that you don't even have to learn to swim. I am a chicken, and I can't even learn.

14 Not all chickens are called Shi Guangji.

15, banana guava for you.

16, Yubei Oh, only feathers without fingers!

17, and one last thing, which is often difficult to do, is to find Little King Kong. Little King Kong's holiday is in the Temple of Time and Space. The dimensional gate must be unlocked for three time and space to appear, and all three time and space must be unlocked at the same time. ....