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Hit the zodiac by mistake

It is misinformed that the Monkey King once went to the underworld to make a scene in hell, snatched the judge's book of life and death, and deleted his and all the monkeys' names. It can be seen from this "allusion" that there are no monkeys in the underworld because of "bad luck"; And "Yang Cuo" means that monkeys can only behave honestly among the dead and make no mistakes.

The zodiac monkey is humorous, confident and generous. People who belong to monkeys attach great importance to fame and fortune, are possessive and quick-thinking. They are self-centered and sociable. Emotionally, people who belong to monkeys have many heterosexual friends, which is not qualitative enough. But as long as you meet true love, you will immediately become lovers. However, because their feelings are always vacillating and not long-lasting, they often feel that they can't find happiness and their love relationship will not develop satisfactorily.

If the people of the zodiac monkey want to have the level and courage to be a boss, they must also have the support of experts and their long-term tempering. Therefore, people who belong to monkeys must be down-to-earth, stick to a set goal and not give up halfway. People with zodiac monkeys are interested in their work. If they don't want to do something, they may be careless and take it lightly. However, they will devote themselves wholeheartedly to the work they are interested in, and they will succeed no matter what difficulties and interference they encounter.

The woman of the zodiac monkey is sociable, well-spoken and active. Be considerate, attack others, and control others with your shrewd calculation. They never give up money easily, and her demands are very high, almost harsh. The woman of the zodiac monkey is full of heroic spirit and natural charm, and will become the central figure in social places. People are always unconsciously attracted by their enthusiasm and beauty. Because they are smart and easy-going, they can cooperate well with anyone.

People with zodiac monkeys are usually smart, enthusiastic and responsible, and have the spirit of practice and innovation. They are humorous and eloquent at ordinary times, and make good use of them, so sometimes they often appear rude to cool thin. People who are born with monkeys are humorous in life, and like to amuse and bring happiness to people around them with various jokes. And they are usually tolerant, tolerant of other people's shortcomings, not too picky, and will choose to forgive those who accidentally offend themselves.