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Extreme joy produces sorrow, extreme sorrow produces joy
1. Everything that exists must be matter.
2. Jokes are low-level humor, while humor is high-level jokes.
3. Intelligent laziness becomes a talent, intelligence and diligence become a genius.
4. Animals let nature take its course, while humans go against nature.
6. Desire and pain exist, and body and soul exist.
7. Lying is a woman’s instinct, and thinking is a man’s instinct.
8. A rich man and a beautiful woman will have both wealth and appearance, and a talented woman and a beautiful man will have both talent and appearance.
9. Success does not require retirement, and great achievements do not come late.
10. Reading is worse than writing books, and reading people is worse than reading yourself.
11. Some science is like superstition, and some superstition is like science.
12. Humans choose mates, animal mates.
13. Following the mirror makes people progress, and adversity makes people regress.
14. The more inspiration you have, the less difficult things will be. The better the inspiration, the easier things will be.
15. Useful knowledge is power, and useless knowledge is waste.
16. Some people regard friends as brothers, and some people regard brothers as friends.
17. When you read, your brain is eating, and when you eat, your stomach is reading.
18. Some good things are bad things, and some bad things are good things.
19. People who affirm themselves think they are right, and people who deny themselves think they are not.
20. You don’t have to be the first to do it. If you want to do it, be the first.
21. It is better to have empty dreams but no action than no empty dreams.
22. Rich people despise money, while people without money value money.
23. Benign abnormal people benefit society, while malignant abnormal people harm society.
24. The smaller the achievement, the more arrogant you have to be; the greater the achievement, the more humble you have to be.
25. Men are driven by sexual desire to find girlfriends, and women are driven by lust to find boyfriends.
26. Some people become smarter when they read more, and some people become smarter when they read less.
27. Men are visual humans, and women are auditory humans.
28. Love makes the mind faint, love makes the mind confused.
29. A man’s eyes like a woman’s appearance, and a man’s brain likes a woman’s heart.
30. We do not have to have great achievements to be qualified to have a great soul.
31. I play games, and games play with me.
32. Anyone who has life will definitely have time.
33. Friends who exist because of interests will cease to exist because of interests.
34. It is better to transcend than to escape.
35. If the direction of success is wrong, persisting to the end will lead to the end of the mistake.
36. People have Buddha nature, and Buddha has human nature.
37. Happy life is short, painful life is long.
38. Extreme happiness gives rise to sadness, and extreme sadness gives rise to joy.
39. Be the first to do it, not necessarily the first.
40. Men are lustful and women are affectionate.
41. The human soul is the God of brain cells, and the soul of the earth is the God of mankind.
42. A mentally ill person with clear mind is a genius, and a genius with unclear mind is a mental patient. Le Xiaomi Liangsheng
1. The scenery passing through the car window is as fast as the picture, cannot be grasped in the hand, and cannot warm the heart.
2. There is never love without reason in the world. It's just that, for some reason you can't understand, I didn't confess. Or when we met, you happened to smile, or you frowned. So, I love it. So, here I am.
3. Who has passed through your life quietly from this thin date? Who is it, waiting devoutly at the next intersection of the wheel of life, quietly waiting for you to pass by again?
4. If you remember, be sure to write it down quietly. Because, I am worried that some of the small details will be very important to me.
In fact, I also know this--perhaps, you will tell me. Maybe you don't say anything.
5. Just like the ancient legend, if you bury your name under the sycamore tree, can you expect happiness to appear?
6. Sometimes, the road is a little long; dreams are a little far. However, at the end of the road, in the distance of the dream, you appear. So, I never stop moving forward.
7. Is there such a man who will come to you like a god and take you away when you are most helpless? If so, then no matter how time changes, you will remember his face in tens of thousands of reincarnations.
8. A person walking in the wind is like a piece of paper. At any time, we will wonder, will there be such a gust of wind blowing that we can't find the original direction? Is it true that sometimes, we are thinner than paper and less powerful?
9. The sun shines on the glass window like crazy, and the shadows fall all the way down, looking like it is riddled with holes.
10. The reason why there is night in the world is to leave it to those who have wounds, to give them a piece of darkness that they can lick their wounds alone without being easily discovered.
11. In fact, sometimes, some words can only be regarded as sophistry to cover up the sadness that one does not want others to know.
12. The only thing in the world that cannot be deceived is your own heart. It always exposes your joys and sorrows when you least expect it.
13. If, when I can't do anything for you, let me bear the mud and stones that fall on you together!
14. I am the human world, and you are my April day. I am a drifting ship, and you are my sail. However, I am the starting point, but you are the destination. The distance between us is called: forever.
15. I will not ask you for stars, nor will I ask you for the moon. I just want you to know that I like you.
16. A blur of pain, and those blurry times. Flashing on my shiny nails, it looked like tears.
17. In the beautiful memories of the past, everything about me, you, and the three of us is like crystal. And this crystal finally broke one day. Although we are reluctant to admit it. But, this is reality after all. The three of us will never go back to that innocent era. Run together, laugh together, let your hair fly together.
18. Summer, turn here. Dear, dear, dear, we can never go back to the past.
19. The saddest thing is the fleeting years, when white hair covers a beautiful face. Don't ask about the traces of grass in front of the court, how many springs have been left in the world. (I don’t know if it was written by Mi Dian, but I liked it very much, so I uploaded it...)
20. In life, there will always be such a man who will make us sink into the dust. Go, but flowers bloom.
21. The moon is in the sky at night. However, after today, there will no longer be any place in the world where you can see the moon today.
22. In this world, there are people who will risk their lives for you without any consideration.
23. Our most true love often fails to meet the most true people; and many times we are unwilling to hand over our love to those who are true to us.
24. In this world and in love, never compare who has a harder heart! That just makes you colder, colder.
25. It turns out that fate will not stop giving you sadness just because you want to cry but have no tears.
26. No one but time can heal those scars of youth.
27. The hatred in love must be repaid with laughter and heartbreak.
28. I think, I am really tired. I think I really need peace, stability and happiness. I think he is my warmest harbor. Therefore, I no longer want to wander.
29. From then on, this city. There is no longer a man whom I can entrust to my whole life. There is no longer that youth, that arrogance.
30. One day, we met the most right person in the best years, at the most suitable time and place, but in the end we still missed each other at the next intersection of destiny. Le Xiaomi Liangsheng's classic quotations
1. The scenery passing through the car window is as fast as the picture, cannot be grasped in the hand, and cannot warm the heart.
2. There is never love without reason in the world. It's just that, for some reason you can't understand, I didn't confess. Or when we met, you happened to smile, or you frowned. So, I love it. So, here I am.
3. Who has passed through your life quietly from this thin date? And who is waiting devoutly at the next intersection of the wheel of life, quietly waiting for you to pass by again?
4. If you remember, be sure to write it down quietly. Because, I am worried that some of the small details will be very important to me. In fact, I also know this--perhaps, you will tell me. Maybe you don't say anything.
5. Just like the ancient legend, if you bury your name under the sycamore tree, can you expect happiness to appear?
6. Sometimes, the road is a little long; dreams are a little far. However, at the end of the road, in the distance of the dream, you appear. So, I never stop moving forward.
7. Is there such a man who will come to you like a god and take you away when you are most helpless? If so, then no matter how time changes, you will remember his face in tens of thousands of reincarnations.
8. A person walking in the wind is like a piece of paper. At any time, we will wonder, will there be such a gust of wind blowing that we can't find the original direction? Is it true that sometimes, we are thinner than paper and less powerful?
9. The sun shines on the glass window like crazy, and the shadows fall all the way down, looking like it is riddled with holes.
10. The reason why there is night in the world is to leave it to those who have wounds, to give them a piece of darkness that they can lick their wounds alone without being easily discovered.
11. In fact, sometimes, some words can only be regarded as sophistry to cover up the sadness that one does not want others to know.
12. The only thing in the world that cannot be deceived is your own heart. It always exposes your joys and sorrows when you least expect it.
13. If, when I can't do anything for you, let me bear the mud and stones that fall on you together!
14. I am the human world, and you are my April day. I am a drifting ship, and you are my sail. However, I am the starting point, but you are the destination. The distance between us is called: forever.
15. I will not ask you for stars, nor will I ask you for the moon. I just want you to know that I like you.
16. A blur of pain, and those blurry times. Flashing on my shiny nails, it looked like tears.
17. In the beautiful memories of the past, everything about me, about you, and about the three of us is like crystal. And this crystal finally broke one day. Although we are reluctant to admit it. But, this is reality after all. The three of us will never go back to that innocent era. Run together, laugh together, let your hair fly together.
18. Summer, turn here. Dear, dear, dear, we can never go back to the past.
19. The saddest thing is the fleeting years, when white hair covers a beautiful face. Don't ask about the traces of grass in front of the court, how many springs have been left in the world. (I don’t know if it was written by Mi Dian, but I liked it very much, so I uploaded it...)
20. In life, there will always be such a man who will make us sink into the dust. Go, but flowers bloom.
21. The moon is in the sky at night. However, after today, there will no longer be any place in the world where you can see the moon today.
22. In this world, there are people who will risk their lives for you without any consideration.
23. Our most true love often fails to meet the most true people; and many times we are unwilling to hand over our love to those who are true to us.
24. In this world and in love, never compare who has a harder heart! That just makes you colder, colder.
25. It turns out that fate will not stop giving you sadness just because you want to cry but have no tears.
26. No one but time can heal those scars of youth.
27. The hatred in love must be repaid with laughter and heartbreak.
28. I think, I am really tired. I think I really need peace, stability and happiness. I think he is my warmest harbor. Therefore, I no longer want to wander.
29. From then on, this city. There is no longer a man whom I can entrust to my whole life. There is no longer that youth, that arrogance.
30. One day, we met the most right person in the best years, at the most suitable time and place, but in the end we still missed each other at the next intersection of destiny. Xi Murong is extremely beautiful
1. There is no fate of separation and aging in this world, only hearts that are willing to love and those that are unwilling to love. ——Xi Murong
2. "If life is just like the first time we met, the beauty of beauty can only be frozen in memories. Maybe one day you will turn around and leave, leaving behind a beautiful far away figure. A perfect arc The thread will tell the attachment to yesterday. ——Xi Murong's "First Encounter"
3. If one day I can finally forget you, however, this is not a casual story, nor is it tomorrow. The drama that is about to be performed, I cannot find the original manuscript and erase you with one stroke. ——Xi Murong's "Mistake"
4. In the fragrant season, because of the flowers falling, because of loneliness, because of your looking back, I sang with tears, but it was just an atonal song, but suddenly because of When the lights came on and everyone applauded, I realized that my song turned out to be the highlight of the play - Xi Murong's "Encounter"
5. I finally believe that every road that comes has its own consequences. Reasons not to trek that way. Every path you want to take has its own direction. ——Xi Murong
6. Please forgive me for not saying goodbye and trying to hide you in the deepest corner, so far that no one can reach you in any age. ——Xi Murong's "Farewell"
7. In the deep blue and light blue tears on the pages, there are sentences that no one knows - Xi Murong
8. I also sandwich my crying in the pages of the book, just like us Those few jasmine blossoms in my youth may fall from the occasionally opened title page many years later at dusk, leaving no fragrance and no sound - Xi Murong's "Zen"
9. I also know, Before that, I must first learn to be independent. In the deepest part of my heart, I must learn not to seek dependence on anyone - Xi Murong's "The Single Tree"
10. Don't refuse to say something just because it might change. A beautiful vow; don't dare to ask for a heart-to-heart meeting just because you may be separated. ——Xi Murong's "Seal"
11. I once stepped on the moon and came here only because you were in the mountains, the mountain wind blew your hair, your neck, your bare shoulders, and the moonlight clothed me in Chinese clothes. ——Xi Murong, "Mountain Moon" 》
12. You go, I have to get used to being alone. ——Xi Murong
13. Time is still invincible. ——Xi Murong's "Nine Chapters of Time"
14. When I was young, because of shyness and many strange concerns, I could never say some words, and I never dared to make some requests, and I missed them all in vain. So many wonderful nights. And after so many years, if we let this night end here, we would have no excuses to forgive ourselves. ——Xi Murong's "Home Under the Maple Tree"
15. When I was young, in those long sunny afternoons, I had nothing to do and nothing to fear, just because I knew that There is an eternal waiting in my life.
Frustrations will come and pass, tears will be shed and put away. Nothing can make me discouraged, because I have a long life, and you, you will definitely come. ——Xi Murong "Written to Happiness"
16. Then I opened the yellowed title page. Destiny had bound it extremely poorly. With tears in my eyes, I read it again and again, but I had to admit that youth is a book too late. A hasty book - Xi Murong's "Youth"
17. Don't refuse to say that beautiful vow just because it may change. Don't dare to ask for a heart-to-heart encounter just because there may be separation. There is always something. Leave it behind, leave it as an immortal mark so that people who don’t know you can know how deeply I loved you - Xi Murong’s "Mark"
18. Youth All the endings have been written, all the tears have started, but suddenly I forgot what kind of beginning it was. In that ancient summer that will never come back, no matter how I pursue you, young, you are just passing by like a cloud shadow. And your smiling face is very light and pale, and gradually disappears in the mountains after sunset. Then you open the yellowed title page. Destiny has bound it extremely poorly. With tears in my eyes, I read it again and again, but I have to admit that youth is a book that is too hasty. ——Xi Murong's "Youth"
19. If it was a mistake from the beginning, then why did it become so beautiful? ——Xi Murong
20. The banquet has ended, Everyone has gone away, but you are among them. The dusk is so thick that you can no longer be recognized and will never meet again. ——Xi Murong's "Puzzle"
21. Let me shake hands with you, and then gently pull out my hand, knowing that my longing will take root from now on. The years have come to a halt, and hot tears have merged into rivers in my heart. I am staring at the ferry with such helplessness. I can't find a flower to send to you, so I pin my blessings on my lap. Tomorrow and tomorrow will be another world away ----- the ferry - "Qili Xiang" by Xi Murong
22. We are all actors, shedding our own tears in other people's stories. ——Xi Murong
23. In fact, what I look forward to is just that moment. I never asked you to give me your life. If I could meet you on a hillside full of gardenias, if I could After loving deeply once and then parting again for such a long time, isn't it just a short moment when you look back - Xi Murong's "Hope"
24. Those who once waved goodbye so easily and experienced vicissitudes of life Twenty years later, our souls return every night - Xi Murong
25. Every song that will be handed down should be sung from the most painful place in our hearts, right? ——Xi Murong
26. In the years after Autumn, I can almost be mistaken for a hopelessly optimistic woman——Xi Murong "After Autumn"
27. Money is a useful thing, but it will only bring you happiness when you feel satisfied. Otherwise, it will have no positive meaning except giving you trouble and jealousy. ——Xi Murong
28. There are many things in this world that you think you can continue to do tomorrow; there are many people you think you can definitely see again tomorrow; so, before you temporarily let go When you turn around first or temporarily, all you have in your heart is the hope that we will be reunited tomorrow, and sometimes you won't even feel this hope. Because, you think that since the days are passing day by day like this, of course they should also be passing by day by day like this. There should be no difference between yesterday, today and tomorrow. But, there will be that one time: the moment you let go and turn around, something will completely change. The sun sets, but before it rises again, some people will say goodbye to you forever. ——Xi Murong "Little Red Gate"
29. Not everyone knows the meaning of time, and not everyone knows how to cherish it. There is no fate of separation and aging in this world, there are only hearts that are willing to love and those that are unwilling to love.
——Xi Murong's "Monologue"
30. If each other had appeared earlier, maybe they would not be intertwined with the other person, or if they had met later, it would have been too late for the two people to go through their respective love experiences. I slowly learned tolerance and consideration, kindness and compromise. Maybe when we come together, we won't give up so easily, turn around willfully, and let go of love. ——Xi Murong
31. "Just because each flower can only bloom once, it is extremely careful not to miss a step. There is not a single flower in the tree that blooms wrongly. They Welcoming the only spring so cautiously and seriously”
32. They gave me a riddle and asked me to guess it correctly. A love that I longed for. ——Xi Murong "Puzzle"
33. How to let you meet me at my most beautiful moment. For this, I have been praying to the Buddha for five hundred years, begging him to let us form a mortal relationship. ——Xi Murong "A Blooming Tree"
34. If you know that what you are doing is not wrong, then you can continue to do it and ignore how others will laugh at you. ——Xi Murong's "Transparent Sorrow"
35. Please don't believe in my beauty or my love. Under the face covered with oil paint, I have the heart of an actor, so please don't. Take my sorrow seriously and don't let your heart break with my performance. My dear friend, in this life, I am just an actor. I will always shed my own tears in other people's stories - Xi Murong's "Collected Poems of Xi Murong"
36 . If love can be explained and vows can be modified. If the encounter between you and me can be rearranged, then life will be easier. If, one day, I can finally forget you. However, this is not a casual legend nor will it be performed tomorrow. I can't find the original manuscript of the drama and then erase you - Xi Murong's "Error"
37. When you say you are not good, it hurts me so much that I don't know how to comfort you. You said that when you were drunk, it hurt me so much that I couldn't control myself and my thoughts were confused. My language is too pale, but my heart aches because of every word you say. Too many things I can't do, I can't do as I wish, I want to leave, leave this you who makes me hurt. Turning around, it was too difficult to fall in love with someone else. I just cared about you and forgot to leave. Time and time again, I got used to you, used to having you, and used to love everything about you. ——Xi Murong
38. If it’s still rain after rain, if it’s still sadness after sadness, please let me calmly face the separation after separation and continue to look for a you who can’t appear again with a smile. ——Xi Murong Realization in the Rain"
39. I know that no one is beautiful and will not stay for anyone, so I hang my love and sadness on the wall for exhibition and sale - Xi Murong "Art Exhibition" p>
40. She once made a very gentle promise to me, and the mountain moon once illuminated her young and bright face in the forest, exchanging all my sadness and loneliness for a long time with a fragrant moment. Among the people who are singing in pain, does she know that I am still the one with no regrets - the one with no regrets - Xi Murong's "Youth Without Resentment"
41. If I really loved I will never forget you. Of course, I still have to walk on calmly, saying that the weather is so nice and gentle, and I can smile tiredly in the setting sun, saying that life is so ordinary and that there are no twists and turns or sorrows. But if I really loved you I will never forget that it was at this crossroads that the young you and I waved our hands and separated from each other - "Crossroads" by Xi Murong
42. What we can do now is to find a quiet place and let ourselves Think quietly and understand what to do to prevent precious things and important people from being lost again. Understand what to do so that the same mistake will not happen again. Learn from it, draw strength, continue to move forward firmly, find what you like, meet the person you truly love, and do the right thing. ——Xi Murong
43. All the joys and sorrows have been turned into ashes. No matter which road in the world, I can’t walk with you.
——Xi Murong
44. It turns out that time does not really pass away. It just disappears from our eyes, but turns around and hides in our hearts, and then slowly changes our appearance. ——Xi Murong "Transparent Sorrow"
45. Plants and trees have sex even if they are sexless, and people in the world are both aware and ignorant. Dandelions bring sunshine into their gloomy hearts and add bright colors to their gray lives, but people create shackles and imprison themselves firmly in a small world. Facing the social reality full of temptations and impetuousness, if we are envious of the wealthy life of spending a lot of money, indulge in the mediocre days of doing nothing, lament the injustice of the society and the lack of talent, think of the dandelion. Tie is a good medicine for clearing away heat and reducing fire, allowing us to understand the essence of life, make our mentality calmer, and our souls become purer. ——Xi Murong's "Home Under the Maple Tree"
46. Suddenly I felt that maybe life is really like this. We are all walking on the same road, walking very slowly and far apart. But there is an endless stream. ——Xi Murong
47. If all the wanderings are because of me, how can I not love your frosty face? If you have tasted all the misery in the world for me, how can I not love your haggard heart? Saying that you are old and hard as a rock and extremely cold, but no one knows that I am still the deepest and softest corner of you with tears and untouchable. I thought I had hidden you well, hidden in the past that was so deep and so cold. Deep down in my heart, I thought that as long as I never mentioned it and just let the days go by, you and I would finally become an ancient secret. But the sleepless nights were still too long and the premature gray hair revealed my sadness. Please look at me again in the wind. Look back and stare once more in the rain. Please remember this moment firmly, just because after this moment, when you turn around, you and I will become strangers - Xi Murong's "Rumors"
48. I am a blooming flower Xia He, I wish you could see me now. The wind and frost have not yet come to corrode it, and the autumn rain has not yet fallen. The green season has gone far away from me again. I am now tall and graceful, not worried or afraid. Now, it is the most beautiful moment, but the door has been locked. Behind the fragrant smile, who knows my lotus's thoughts. You who are not destined, either you come too early, or you come too late... ——Xi Murong's "Lian's Mind"
49. Why in a long life, happiness always fades away as soon as it appears. The most urgent moments are the most beautiful ones. ——Xi Murong's "Why"
50. In this world, some roads must be faced and trudged alone. No matter how long or far the road is, no matter how dark the night, I have to walk alone and silently. ——Xi Murong
51. Instead of writing a diary like a running account, I replaced it with dense and fuzzy handwriting. There are sentences that no one knows in the dark blue and light blue tears on the pages. ——Xi Murong " Mature》
52. Love, it turns out, has no name. What you wait for before meeting is its name. ——Xi Murong
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