Who knows some jokes about zombies?

He made a bet with his friend that he would spend the night in a small mountain village haunted by legendary zombies.

A year ago, a zombie suddenly broke out in this quiet mountain village. It is said that they were strangers who had an accident near the mountain village. Because of their resentment, they hurt the living everywhere. After half a year's efforts, a few residents in the small mountain village escaped cleanly, and this place became a famous ghost village.

He doesn't believe in ghosts or zombies, but he also made some preparations. He made a cage out of thumb-thick steel bars, leaving only a gap half an inch wide between the fences of the cage. He sat in the middle of the cage, wearing infrared night vision goggles and holding a double-barreled shotgun. Even if the zombie does come, he can't penetrate the cage and can only eat his gun.

His friends left one after another, and he drank some wine and felt a little sleepy.

Evil wind is terrible. He woke up and the zombie was outside the cage. He first smiled, then suddenly paused, and then dialed the last phone call in his life: "Damn it, why didn't anyone tell me that this zombie was crushed before he died?"