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Chapter 7 1: Romance of the Gods. On the last day of Dr. Mei Bo's visit, Castle Peak was lucky enough to bury Loyal Bone.

Paradise prison, the land of death row.

Today, Miss Mei got up early, and her grooming was simple.

Although the hair is still scarred, it always looks fresh and energetic.

After all, it is the last journey on the road to death. Mr. Mei thinks that he should be aboveboard all his life and always be clean when he leaves.

The wind blows the sleeves to the sky, so as not to talk short.

Can't help the country punish rape.

A person is not melodramatic, right?

After washing and dressing, the jailer brought breakfast.

As the last meal before the execution, this meal is quite rich in food.

Four side dishes, vegetarian dishes, a pot of thin wine and two cakes.

Mr. Mei is smiling, eating, drinking and carefree. If it weren't for the darkness here all the year round, no one would see it. This is the behavior of a dying man.

In fact, Mr. Mei was not so strong from the beginning.

When he first entered the prison, Mr. Mei was also terrified, and his death was even worse. The unheard-of brand torture made him almost desperate.

Once, he wanted to die, too.

After all, compared with branding, self-destruction is also a way to end well.

But he is unwilling!

I died lonely and loyal to my country, so calm and plain?

Is it funny? Is it sad? Or is it sad after the ages?

Only fear of sin will commit suicide!

I, Mei Bozhong, am patriotic. Why should I die and be unknown?

Thought of here, Mr. Mei gave up the idea of suicide, learned from a bitter experience and decided that a gentleman was born in heaven and earth and died with a bang!

Don't you Zhou Wang want to see my jokes about Mabel?

Do you want to scare civil and military officials with my beautiful blog?

All right!

I am determined to scold you in front of the temple!

I am determined to call you a bad king in front of the world!

For the next three days, as always, Mr. Mei didn't have any suicidal thoughts, not even half a tear.

It was not until Shang Rong, the old prime minister, finally said goodbye that Mei Bo, who was about to take the lead, turned her back and burst into tears.

Shui Han, the strong man is gone forever!

Shang Jun, be careful!

Take your time, old friend!

Shortly after they broke up, it was time for execution.

Some jailers were ordered to wear the king's law, and Mr. Mei died generously and fearlessly.

Out of the prison, looking at the sky, Mr. Mei smiled, he murmured:

It's cute, but unfortunately, I'll never see it again.

In a word, the jailer urged them to go to the execution ground at once. Hundreds of civil and military officials set up a hatchback above the throne, which was the bad king Zhou Wang and the demon princess da ji.

The two are complacent, and there is quite a condescending contempt for ants.

Three people sneer at a way:

Mabel, an ordinary person, died today. Have you ever regretted it?

Mr Mei sneer at 1:

But Bill is half a step ahead. Why bother your company?

Three rides flew into a rage:

Very close to death, I don't know what my charge is, Mabel Mabel, you should die!

Mr. Mei laughed:

Born in Shang Dynasty, it is my misfortune to meet you in Zhou Wang. I deserve to die! But do you think you killed me? You killed the words of a hundred officials and civil servants, you killed the general in the battlefield, you killed eight hundred princes, you killed the people, Wang Min! Bad king, bad king, from the past, I only think that you are ridiculous and can't be happy, so you will do many ridiculous things. But I didn't expect that your mind was vicious and in a rage, you dared to kill Zhongliang! What's more, you actually adopted the demon princess's words and set an unprecedented tragic punishment, and your flesh and blood were thrown into the fire! Zhou Wang, Zhou Wang, do you know that once winter is over, the sun is red and three cups of tears fall into the sky? Where is the chicken sausage song? I believe in the retribution spirit on the earth! One day, you will be buried in the fire and burn your soup for 600 years!

Three times in anger, drink and execute!

Loyal body, go up in smoke.

Above the court, many people have tears in their eyes, but they dare to be angry and dare not speak.

Zhou Wang negative hand, harsh voice said:

See, this is what happens when you fight me. Which one of you dares to be like Mabel in the future? That's what it looks like!

Say and Zhou Wang and da ji go hand in hand.

A court, but never took action.

For a long time, Huang and Bi Gan picked up a bone and left the hall, and set up a stone tablet on Qingping Mountain not far away.

Grave, than dry prime minister in tears, he gently way:

Castle peak has the honor of burying loyal bones, Mr. Mei. Have a nice trip!