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Sentences in Moments about accidentally being ticketed (40 sentences)

Quotes on Moments for accidentally getting a ticket (Part 1)

1. If you drive slowly, others will call you "Afanti" at worst; if you drive too slowly, Come on, no one will think you are an "Avatar"

2. Warning? You want a warning to end it all? Well, I'm warning you not to think that, or I'll give you another ticket.

3. I am also very helpless. Of course, I am not the one who violates the rules. It’s been six years since I got my driver’s license, and it’s the first time I’ve had points deducted.

4. The moon is full for production safety, but half of it is missing for illegal work.

5. Even if your car is ticketed, you should touch up your make-up first and take a selfie to record it.

6. Drinking before class is like falling into the mouth of a tiger.

7. A ten-minute trip to the People's Hospital can also result in a ticket, so please transfer it as soon as possible.

8. If procedures and measures are not followed, peace will not be guaranteed if an accident occurs.

9. I got a ticket today. I thought it would be better if I knew it was enough, why would I end up like this?

10. Safety creates your own happiness, while violations leave pain to the world.

11. As many smiles as there are on my face, there are as many stories behind them. After receiving the fine, I want to make corrections.

12. I was fined 20 for riding an electric bike, which really made me speechless, because I crossed the sidewalk!

13. The stakes that trip people up are not high, and the violations are not small.

14. Put an end to violations, start with me, pay attention to safety, and make the whole family happy.

15. Always keep the traffic lights on and drive safely with you in life.

16. Safety comes from the carefulness when doing the job, and accidents come from the carelessness when doing the job.

17. Safety is between you and me.

18. On the way to drink, even the wind was sweet. I got a ticket today, can I say a dirty word gracefully?

19. If you can’t block the road to illegal operations, you can’t take the first step toward safe construction.

20. Today I heard that there is a new regulation on deducting points for driving licenses. One license can only cancel the violations of three vehicles. That is, one car can only deduct points for three licenses. Help others eliminate it. Be careful when sharing! ! ! Sentences on Moments for accidentally getting a ticket (Part 2)

21. Don’t ignore minor safety issues, and don’t ignore minor violations.

22. The first car has been parked for more than a year, and I have seen at least three tickets for it. The second car is a private car, and it is also parked outside the parking space like the first car. I often get tickets...

23. Ooooooooooooo, I was afraid of being fined. I wanted to move to a parking space, but then my car got hit. It was only the next day. Woo.

24. Cherish life and make every family full of joy.

25. Life is discounted for drunk driving.

26. I advise you not to be busy while driving, lest your beloved wife guard the empty house!

27. We can sleep until my manager calls and wake up. Even if we are late, we will be fined.

28. Paving the road to happiness safely, breaking the rules is tantamount to digging your own grave.

29. The car was parked illegally and was ticketed. I followed the car too closely and ran a red light. When I entered the community to avoid the vehicle, the front of the car rubbed against the flower bed and was damaged. When leaving the community, the old lady was riding an electric scooter fiercely in the wrong direction at the gate... This bull was really in trouble. Waiting for bottoming out!

30. In the afternoon, my mother insisted on buying me clothes in the year of my birth year. I went out for a walk but didn't buy anything, and even scratched the car. I was ticketed yesterday and injured again today. It’s not a bad year for me.

31. After eating the fine today, I feel that the wind does not understand the drifting of the clouds, the sky does not understand the downturn of the rain, and the eyes do not understand the weakness of tears, so I don’t care about the choice, and it doesn’t understand my sadness. , not everyone must be happy, and not every pain must be described.

32. No violations for two years. As a result, 4 were done in one month.

There is one more.

33. Do you think we don’t ticket pretty ladies? You're right, we don't ticket pretty ladies. Please sign here.

34. My day: I got a parking ticket in the afternoon, bought milk tea in the evening, the milk tea was taken away by the delivery boy, and I made it again. On the way home, I found that the car had no oil at all, so I immediately went to refuel. .

35. I saw a beautiful girl on the road who looked familiar. I stopped the car and asked her to get in the car. She said she would give you a ride. After the girl showed up, she frowned and said she was not wearing a uniform today. If I catch her next time, she will follow the rules and regulations. Got it! When I woke up, wasn't this the girl at the front desk who went to the traffic police detachment two days ago to help me check for traffic violations?

36. Driving is irregular and relatives are in tears. Please wear seat belts when driving.

37. You can reverse the car savagely, but life cannot be reversed.

38. I was accidentally blocked by a concrete mixer from running a red light today. It is really a sin to run a red light in a familiar place.

39. Those who do not respect themselves will be humiliated, and those who do not follow the rules will be in trouble.

40. The lower part of this road is closed and the corner in front of the culvert is a dead-end road. The cars parked on the roadside have been ticketed. I guess the car owners who have been ticketed don’t know yet. , Alas, parking is difficult. A summary of forty humorous and humorous quotes from people who have been ticketed on Moments

A humorous and humorous summary of those who have been ticketed in Moments 1

1. On a particularly bad day, the car was ticketed Tickets, parking fees, lost money, ugh, it’s really hard for me.

2. A ten-minute trip to the People's Hospital can also result in a ticket, so please transfer it as soon as possible.

3. I was worried about getting a ticket when parking at the door. The boss said, it’s okay, this is an urban-rural area.

4. Everyone needs civilized transportation, and everyone needs civilized transportation.

5. On the same day, first the car was ticketed, then the car was hit, and at night the phone was flooded with water.

6. The last question will determine whether you drank or not. Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?

7. I feel really speechless. I was fined for driving and riding a bicycle, which really made my mood hit rock bottom. I have always been the one who doesn't obey traffic rules!

8. I was not selected in the lottery, so I was eating alone... This grilled chicken skin is more delicious than the roasted bird in Osaka... I hope I won't get a ticket... Hmm... …tasty.

9. Old things are dreams frozen in memory, and you are my only unique memory. The mist on the green leaves is the tears of missing you. Paying the fine is a thing of the past.

10. Safety prefers those who obey the rules, but accidents favor those who violate disciplines.

11. If you can’t block the illegal road, you can’t take safe steps.

12. I'm glad to hear you say that the traffic police captain is your friend, so you don't have to worry about no one bailing you out.

13. Those who do not respect themselves will be humiliated, and those who do not follow the rules will be in trouble.

14. I accidentally ran a red light. I glanced at the left side and thought it was a green light and walked away. But they were turning left. I was too naive!

15. Do you know? No red light is redder than the one you just ran.

16. You don’t know how fast you are driving? I guess that means I can write whatever I want on the ticket, right?

17. When you work against the rules, disaster strikes.

18. You go, I go, everyone goes, safety awareness is in mind: you give way, I give way, everyone gives way, safe travel is guaranteed.

19. Safety is the foundation of life, and traffic violations are the source of safety accidents.

20. Safe production is glorious, but illegal operations are shameful. Part 2 of humorous stories about people who were ticketed in Moments

21. Walk on the sidewalk, or walk on the side of the road if there is no sidewalk.

22. When one person gets out of the car, the whole family recites, and when one person is safe, the whole family takes a photo.

23. Punishing violations without mercy, seemingly ruthless and affectionate.

24. The corner of this road in front of the culvert is closed and has a dead end. The cars parked on the roadside have been ticketed. I guess the car owners who have been ticketed don’t know yet. , Alas, parking is difficult.

25. Traffic safety requires everyone to follow their own rules.

26. Standards are the basis of safety, and violations are the root of accidents.

27. Cherish life and make every family full of joy.

28. Walking without eyesight, running at red lights again, crying for fines, and unable to see your parents.

29. Obeying traffic rules should become our code of conduct.

30. Through spring, summer, autumn and winter, safety will always be in your heart.

31. The first car has been parked for more than a year, and I have seen at least three tickets for it. The second car is a private car, and it is also parked outside the parking space like the first car. Frequently getting tickets...

32. Drunk driving has a life discount.

33. The moon is full when it comes to production safety, but half of it is missing when it comes to illegal and reckless actions.

34. Don’t do “passing” on the road, just be a civilized “driving” person.

35. The electronic violation processing hall is overcrowded, and each person has a numbering sheet in his hand. The eldest sister asked me: Brother, you came later than me, why did you finish it at the front of the queue? Me: Beauty, my car is forced to be deducted and 12 points are deducted at one time. I am a VIP! Sister. . .

36. When others violate the rules, please scold them loudly.

37. Even a ten-minute trip to the People’s Hospital can result in a ticket, so please transport me as soon as possible.

38. Driving carefully is less than a thousand times, driving carelessly is more than once.

39. Every day when I drive, I have to worry about whether I ran a red light or not. Just now I was not paying attention and I seemed to have run a red light.

40. Today is really an unlucky day. I was fined 20 yuan for riding an electric bicycle, which made me feel very helpless! Copy of the mood of a novice driver who was given a ticket

Copy of the mood of a novice driver who was given a ticket (Part 1)

1. For example, when a traffic police officer in a certain place was cracking down on the indiscriminate use of high-beam headlights, Let the driver choose whether to feel empathy for 30 seconds or pay a fine of 200 yuan.

2. In addition to getting a ticket, I was photographed for my first violation, speeding! ! How about driving at the slowest speed ever? You also said you should restrain your road rage, not speeding, and control your fuel consumption, but this is the result? ! On the first day of moving bricks, I was treated like a dog by the leader. I was not happy!

3. Life discount for drunk driving.

4. You can really get the benefits of being an author. For example, when you are worried about whether your character will get a ticket for parking on the roadside, you can mark a parking space for him.

5. Be respectful and civilized, and keep traffic safety in mind.

6. Paving the road to happiness safely, breaking the rules is tantamount to digging your own grave.

7. I got a ticket today. I think the wind doesn’t understand the drifting of the clouds, the sky doesn’t understand the desolation of the rain, and the eyes don’t understand the cowardice of tears. So you don’t understand my choice, you don’t have to understand me. Not everyone must be happy, and not every pain must be described.

8. Obeying traffic rules should become our code of conduct.

9. The vehicle was punished because of my own carelessness, and it was all my fault. Thank you friends from the traffic police team for your hard work.

10. Everyone has rules for traffic safety.

11. If the operation is not careful, accidents will come to your door.

12. A car accident in one second will cause a lifetime of pain.

13. Don’t be sloppy in safe operation. Violation of regulations may lead to accidents.

14. Since the tickets have been posted, let’s just drive away tomorrow morning. As a result, we were issued another ticket in the morning and watched helplessly as the car was towed away.

15. Overloading and speeding are always dangerous.

16. I was ticketed twice for parking illegally this week. The horoscope blogger’s weekly fortune prediction was so accurate that it made me laugh!

17. We can keep nothing in time, including pain, happiness and life. After eating the fine, I wanted to make things right.

18. I heard today that there is a new regulation on deducting points from driving licenses. One license can only cancel the violations of three vehicles. That is, one vehicle can only deduct points for three licenses. Help others eliminate it. Be careful when sharing! ! !

19. After eating the fine today, I feel that the wind does not understand the drifting of the clouds, the sky does not understand the downturn of the rain, and the eyes do not understand the weakness of tears, so I don’t care about the choice, and it doesn’t understand my sadness. , not everyone must be happy, and not every pain must be described.

20. There are no points or fines for illegal parking on expressways. Surprise, unexpected, happy! Copy of the feelings of a novice driver who was given a ticket (Part 2)

21. Failure to follow the procedures and measures will lead to an accident.

22. Do you know? No red light is redder than the one you just ran.

23. Don’t ignore minor safety issues, and don’t ignore minor violations.

24. Today is such an unlucky day! I feel extremely irritable, driving impatiently and breaking the rules, and then my hand is pinched by the door... I am about to suffer from depression, come and save me...

25. My day: I got a ticket for parking in the afternoon, and I bought it at night Milk tea, the milk tea was taken away by the delivery boy and made again. On the way home, I found that the car had no oil at all, so I immediately went to refuel.

26. Safety comes from observing rules and disciplines, and accidents come from carelessness.

27. Commemorate the first violation in your life.

28. Obey traffic laws and care for the journey of life.

29. Safety in production is associated with a happy life, while illegal operations shroud a life of pain.

30. Last month, I dealt with a car violation and was fined 800 yuan. I went to the bank to pay the money. The bank staff said that the system could not be connected and asked me to pay it another day. I had something to do when I returned to my hometown the next day, so I never paid it. , I went to pay the money today, and I have to pay a late payment fee of 360 yuan. It has only been 20 days. The country really cannot afford the money. I just want to say how many years it will take me to deposit 800 yuan in the bank to earn 360 yuan in interest.

31. You said that drinking two bottles of beer has no impact on your driving, but do you think two tickets will have any impact on you?

32. The law of the country is like a mountain, and those who escape must be caught.

33. The first car has been parked for more than a year, and I have seen at least three tickets for it. The second car is a private car, and it is also parked outside the parking space like the first car. I often get tickets...

34. Solid and dotted zebra crossings are lifelines: big cars, small cars and bicycles, all cars should be treated as civilized vehicles.

35. Wow, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I was afraid of getting a ticket, I wanted to move to a parking space, but then my car was hit, oh, oh, oh, only the next day.

36. Safety is the root of life, violation of regulations is the root of disaster.

37. Safety comes from responsibility, and accidents will only happen to the violators.

38. The corner of this road in front of the culvert is closed and has a dead end. The cars parked on the roadside have been ticketed. I guess the car owners who have been ticketed don’t know yet. , Alas, parking is difficult.

39. Everyone needs civilized transportation, and everyone needs civilized transportation.

40. I was fined 20 for riding an electric bike, which really made me speechless, because I crossed the sidewalk! Sad sentences about accidentally choking while playing in the water in summer

Sad sentences about accidentally choking while playing in the water in summer

1. The small fish in the water swim at a brisk pace go.

2. Get up early and drink water on an empty stomach, an orange a day, eat less takeout and work overtime, walk for an hour every day, go to bed at 10:30 pm, swim and play in the water every week, and be happy every day, please supervision.

3. Is swimming and playing in water something you are born with? The first time I took my baby to swim and play in the water, it was as if he was a new person. He was so excited and so happy that he flew into the air. He was like a self-taught child.

4. Doubao cried like a little girl when he swam and played with water for the first time. Don’t all little boys like to play with water? It seems that his doll is a different kind of chubby Dou who loves me.

5. The joy of playing with water is really not something that ordinary people can give.

6. The weather is getting hotter and hotter. It’s time to take my baby to swim and play in the water. I’m really looking forward to his performance. He shouldn’t be choked by the water, right?

7. The baby is so brave. The first time you swam and played in the water, you were much better than your mother. Compared with me when I didn’t dare to go into the water, you are several levels higher.

8. When the cool breeze blows across the water, a long and narrow silver foil will suddenly appear on the water.

9. I met a cute "Ponyo" on the road, jumping happily in the water bubbles. I was very happy. After all, there are not many parents who can let their children play in the water happily.

10. The weather is really nice. Although I am very sleepy, my child wants to play in the water. Let’s play with him.

11. It’s so fun to play with water in the summer, but it’s not fun to choke on water. Just drink a bottle’s worth.

12. Adults and children swam or played in the water in small groups. The slightly warm river water washed away people's fatigue and heat of the day.

13. Falling into the deserted sea. Backed by mountains and close to the sea, the beach is soft and soft.

14. The endless cycle of summer: swimming and playing in the water - swimming for two days without wanting to move - taking a rest - continuing to swim and play in the water, it feels so comfortable to lean on the water.

15. I am grateful for swimming and playing in the water. I love swimming and playing in the water. It has led me to grow up, taught me a lot, and made me know many good friends!

16. A child in one pond and half a pond has no shame and no shame. Childhood sweethearts are in perfect harmony, who is like a fish and who is like a frog?

17. Deep in the garden and stream, the setting sun sweeps in the dust. The koi fish are playing with each other, as if there is nothing to rely on. Part 2 of sad sentences about accidentally choking while playing in the water in summer

18. It’s still hot in the south, so I started to learn to swim and play in the water. My summer is not over yet.

19. Those fish scales flickered in the sun, really like wearing a suit of silver armor. Fish swim around in the water, under the early morning sun.

20. Swimming in summer, I like summer. In summer, you can wear beautiful skirts, eat sweet ice cream, and swim freely in the water. Summer is both passionate and full of vitality, ilovesummer!

21. I was so happy playing in the water that I changed five or six sets of clothes. The more I got in touch with nature, the more my children liked Liuyang Daguang Cave and successfully checked in.

22. Swimming can not only lose weight, but also bring a lot of happiness.

23. The hot summer is a great time to swim and play in the water.

24. The lake sparkled in the morning sun, like many diamonds sprinkled on the lake.

25. After the power outage, there was about 20 centimeters of water accumulated downstairs? Just like when it rains heavily, the children go crazy and have fun playing in the water.

26. It was my first time to go swimming and play in the water. I didn’t cry or fuss or be afraid. The baby is very brave and can swim very well. The baby is awesome.

27. Lotus can be picked in the south of the Yangtze River, where there are fields of lotus leaves, fish play among the lotus leaves, fish play with the lotus leaves to the east, fish play with the lotus leaves to the west, fish play with the lotus leaves to the south, and fish play with the lotus leaves to the north.

28. In summer, the creek flows tinklingly, like a passionate girl humming a melodious and beautiful song. In the crystal clear stream, fish are swimming leisurely in the stream, which makes people want to stop and take a look. When the stream reaches the center, there are several large stones, dark and shiny. The collision of the stream and the splashing of water add a bit of fun.

29. When we came to the beach, we saw a red sun slowly rising from the sea level, dyeing the entire sea and sky golden red. Looking from a distance, the water and sky merged. 1. The sun is shining all over the earth, and the sand looks even more dazzling and beautiful under the sunlight.

30. Children like to play with water. They are so happy to see water.

31. What I like is that summer is great. You can eat ice and play with water, sit on the beach and read a book to pass the time, split a watermelon in half with one knife, and stroll on the street with the wind blowing at seven or eight o'clock in the evening. , so happy that no one could find a reason to leave and go home. As for love, I waved goodbye to summer and whispered to it that I fell in love with someone. Even though I like you so much, I still want to accompany him to visit spring, summer, autumn and winter.

32. This is the childhood I want to give my children, with nature, playmates, and the company of blue sky and white clouds.

33. The joy of soaking in water is the meaning of summer.

34. Bad abdominal muscles can’t stop me from going to the beach to swim and play in the water. Part 3 of sad sentences about accidentally choking while playing in the water in summer

35. It’s summer and I’m so excited to finally be able to swim and play without restraint.

36. Two tasks this summer, the first is to prepare for the self-examination. Second, learn to swim. You can’t always envy others and you have to improve yourself!

37. I ordered a swimsuit passionately late at night. I can’t swim and play in the water, but I also want to play in the water happily this summer!

38. Mommy took her baby to swim and play in the water for the first time. The little girl was very happy.

39. No matter you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow cleanly from your fingers, drop by drop.

40. Record the baby’s first time swimming and playing in the water. Not very good at swimming, it felt like I had been soaking in a hot spring for a few minutes. A little nervousness floated inside.

41. The world is like the sea, and we are like children playing in the water on the beach. No matter how hard we play, it is only a moment of fun and cannot take away a trace of moisture. Rather than cherishing every day, it is better to grasp the main lesson. This is the only wealth.

42. The fish swung their tails briskly on the bottom of the water, playing with their companions.

43. I don’t even want to move my feet when swimming and playing in the water. I just want to wear swimming rings and float on the water. It feels like my whole body is made of sweat after summer, and I feel tired even if I blink.

44. Playing with water in summer is a very happy thing for children. ?

45. The friends took a big boat to go sightseeing together. It was so fun.

46. Landlubbers are addicted to swimming and playing with water~

47. The first time I learned to hold my breath and dive, I jumped into the swimming pool, and the water entered my nostrils, which made my nose sore. I was a little scared. The coach said: If you are afraid of water, you can still learn how to swim. I mustered up the courage, held my breath and dived my head into the water. () After doing this many times, I learned how to swim. The second time I learned to draw and hold water, I practiced again and again. Finally, with the help of the coach, I learned how to draw and hold water.

48. This season, probably every child likes water guns and playing with water! Every evening, there are the most people by the pool.

49. The fish were darting back and forth among the aquatic plants, as if they were playing hide and seek.

50. The sky is clear. The sky is clear today, which is perfect for playing in the water.

51. Summer is hot, and water is super sweet. If you don’t play with water, it won’t be childhood. If you don’t get wet, it won’t be summer.

52. Sunshine, beach, waves, old captain. This is my childhood longing for the beach and the sea. As I grow older, these yearnings become memories.