Middle school students have happy moments.

Middle school students have happy moments.

Happy event, a middle school student, jokes:

1, one person said:? I'll give you ten dollars if you can lie to your face. ?

The liar said: You just said twenty dollars. ?

2. A man was walking in a flea market, and a boss recommended an old wardrobe to him, saying, Take this old wardrobe, it can save you half the money. ?

? What's the use?

? Use it for clothes! ?

? So I'll run out naked?

3. An artist, a lawyer and a computer expert discuss the value of a lover.

Artist description:? When having a tryst with a lover, I am very afraid of the scandal brought by the exposure of love, but it also brings strong excitement and tremor. ?

Lawyer's comment:? Lovers will bring guilt to the parties, lead to divorce and ruin their reputation? Too much trouble, not worth it. ?

The computer expert proudly said: This is the best thing that has ever happened to me. My wife thinks I have to be with my wife, and my wife thinks I have to be with my wife, so I can stay with the computer all night. ?

4. It took 4 minutes and 37 seconds to get up this time, only defeating the slackers in China 1%. Please contact your boss to optimize the system!

When the graduation ceremony was held in the school near the unit, He Jiong's "Gardenia Blossoms" was played on the loudspeaker. I told my colleagues that we were listening to Nicky Wu's Have a Happy Journey. A colleague said that "you are going to marry me today" should be released.

Middle school student happy event joke 2:

There are so many life guides in the world, but I am in The Journey to the West.

2. Always treat yourself as a grandson, because the whole world is your uncle.

3, spending money as fast as lightning, making money as difficult as climbing the sky.

I don't want to hear what you said, and I can't understand it. If I knew, I wouldn't do it. If I do, I will make mistakes, so I skip class every day.

5. A person shows off to his classmates: Recently, all the students in the dormitory like to play with angry birds. A strong man asked, Who is angry?

6. The husband challenged his wife's IQ and asked: Dear, do you have the ability to say something that makes me happy and angry? The wife was silent for a while and said, I found that among all your friends, only you didn't eat Ge Wei. . .

7. In the office building, the office is busy with work, and busy people earn money and change rooms.

8. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

9. Boss: Everyone should have a life outside of work! So, everyone began to work overtime. ....

10, give me a love and give you a one-night stand.

1 1, I forgot my mobile phone again today, and my head really became an ornament. I looked at the mirror and shook my head helplessly: it's also called embellishment!

12, grandma said today: the price of vegetables is really awesome now.

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