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All the lines of Peking Opera sit in the palace.
Princess Iron Mirror: Girl!
Maid: Yes!
Princess Iron Mirror: Lead the way!
Maid: Ah!
Xu, Xu, here comes our house!
Yang Yanhui: The princess is here? Please sit down!
Princess Iron Mirror: Sit down, Xu.
Princess Iron Mirror: I said Ma Xu, since you came to our country, you have been happy 15 years, and you have never worried about a day. I see you are always so sad these two days? What's on your mind?
Yang Yanhui: I have nothing on my mind, Princess. Don't doubt.
Princess Iron Mirror: Oh, you said you didn't have anything on your mind? Look, your tears haven't been wiped clean yet!
Yang Yanhui: Oh, this.
Princess Iron Mirror: Hey, it's too late to wipe it now.
Yang Yanhui: Princess, I have something to, um, think about. Not to mention the princess, it's hard to guess even if you pick a lot of fairies.
Princess Iron Mirror: What? I can't guess what you're thinking. Slow down, what you are thinking about is my mother's national affairs, so don't guess!
Yang Yanhui: What if I'm right?
Princess Iron Mirror: Want to guess? Also guess 89 points.
Yang Yanhui: If you have nothing to do today, please let the princess guess.
Princess Iron Mirror: Yes, being idle is also idle. Let's guess. girl
Maid: Yes!
Princess Iron Mirror: Go ahead quietly!
Princess Iron Mirror: Did you guess?
Yang Yanhui: Ah! Princess, guess first ...
Princess Iron Mirror: You guessed at the first guess?
Yang Yanhui: Wrong!
Princess Iron Mirror: Yo, how can it be wrong?
Yang Yanhui: I miss the Queen Mother. I am the king of the country. If I speak slowly, I will not ignore it. Even if I am negligent, how dare I?
Princess Iron Mirror: Yes! I miss my mother, but I am the head of the country. Your son-in-law has a job for half a penny, but he is a little slow, not to mention that there is no place to neglect. How dare you treat her like this?
Yang Yanhui: Wow!
Princess Iron Mirror: No?
Yang Yanhui: No!
Princess Iron Mirror: Oh, oh, oh, yes!
Princess Iron Mirror: Did you guess?
Yang Yanhui: You guessed wrong again!
Princess Iron Mirror: Hey, how did you guess wrong again?
Yang Yanhui: I miss you and my husband and wife and love each other. Worse.
Princess Iron Mirror: Yes! Miss you and my husband and wife, love each other, how can you say it is "cold"?
Yang Yanhui: Yes!
Princess Iron Mirror: Wrong again?
Yang Yanhui: No!
Princess Iron Mirror: Oh, oh! Yes!
Princess Iron Mirror: Guess what?
Yang Yanhui: Think about the Chu Pavilion in Qin Lou. Although the scenery is beautiful, isn't it better than the inner court of the palace? The princess can't guess. Don't guess.
Princess Iron Mirror: Yes! Do you think Qin Lou Chu Guan is better than the inner court of this palace?
Yang Yanhui: Look!
Princess Iron Mirror: Oh, oh, yes!
Yang Yanhui: Oh, Princess! I miss you, my husband and wife, and I gave birth to a little brother. What do you mean by holding the pipa and thinking about not playing it? You talk like that and bow to me!
Princess Iron Mirror: Yo! Listen, you cry baby. Our family didn't say anything and cried. If you guess wrong, guess again!
Yang Yanhui: Princess, stop guessing.
Princess Iron Mirror: Well, you must guess. Well, that's difficult!
Princess in the mirror: Xu, come here for a moment. I guess this time, I guessed right.
Yang Yanhui: Oh, please guess, Princess.
Princess Iron Mirror: Yes!
Yang Yanhui: Oh!
Princess Iron Mirror: Did you guess?
Yang Yanhui: Oh!
Princess Iron Mirror: Xu, have we been guessing for a long time?
Yang Yanhui: But the princess was right! It's no use not taking charge of me.
Princess Iron Mirror: Well, as long as you explain it clearly to our family, I will make a decision for you!
Yang Yanhui: Princess!
Princess Iron Mirror: What? After talking for a long time, do you want our family to curse?
Yang Yanhui: Yes!
Princess Iron Mirror: What a coincidence! I just can't swear!
Yang Yanhui: Huh? Don't women in different countries even swear?
Princess Iron Mirror: What are you like? Swear for nothing, I won't.
Yang Yanhui: Anyway, I will teach you.
Princess Iron Mirror: Yes, please teach me!
Yang Yanhui: Kneeling in the dust, he said, "God is above, and rural women are below. Master Xu told me the truth. If I leak the news, as long as it is short! " !
Princess Iron Mirror: Is this it? I will. Listen: "God is above, and women from all countries are below. Master Xu told me the truth. If I let the cat out of his bag, I will be told how long I am and how short I am!
Yang Yanhui: Hey! I hope you can look at the sky for the rest of your life.
Princess Iron Mirror: Do you really think I won't curse? Dude, grab it,
Princess Iron Mirror: Swear to our family!
Yang Yanhui: How's it going?
Princess Iron Mirror: Alas!
Yang Yanhui: You are serious!
Princess Iron Mirror: Xu, swear I got up, too. If you have something to say, please say it quickly!
Yang Yanhui: Ah, Princess, you are from Daoben Palace. Is your last name really Mu?
Princess Iron Mirror: Ouch! Is this not a joke? Who doesn't know you are Xu!
Yang Yanhui: No!
Princess Iron Mirror: No? Ha ha! It has been 15 years since you came to our country. What? Don't even have a real name? What a coincidence! Tell the truth today! Or play the queen mother, haha, brother! I want your brain to work! You're gonna kill me!
Yang Yanhui: Uh, I'm talking to you. Why bother you with my brother?
Princess Iron Mirror: What you said, can you stop my son from peeing?
Yang Yanhui: Princess!
Princess Iron Mirror: Say yes!
Princess Iron Mirror: Say it quickly.
Yang Yanhui: Ah! Xianfei, my wife!
Princess Iron Mirror: Ah!
Yang Yanhui: Princess!
Princess Iron Mirror: It is said that there is a lot of kindness between husband and wife, and we will marry you thousands of miles away. Why do you frown all day? Speak your mind.
Yang Yanhui: If I'm sad these days, I'm afraid to say something. Xiaotian went to Tianmen, and my mother came to Beifan with hay. I want to go to the camp to see my mother, but I can't pass the exam here.
Princess Iron Mirror: If you want to change your argument, I won't stop you from worshipping Tom Gao.
Yang Yanhui: Although the princess didn't stop her, it was in vain without an arrow.
Princess Iron Mirror: I'm going to give you a golden arrow in case you don't return it when you go.
Yang Yanhui: As soon as I see my mother, I will return the golden arrow that the princess gave me.
Princess Iron Mirror: Song Ying is far from here. How can you return it overnight?
Yang Yanhui: Song Ying is far from here, so hurry up and return it overnight.
Princess Iron Mirror: I just ask us to swear, so that you can express your gratitude to heaven.
Yang Yanhui: The princess made me swear that I would kneel on the ground. If I don't look back,
Princess Iron Mirror: How's it going?
Yang Yanhui: Stop it! Yellow sand covers the face and the bones are incomplete.
Princess Iron Mirror: It's too serious! Seeing Xu's vows, our family was relieved. You pretended to be Joe in the harem.
Yang Yanhui: The princess stole the golden arrow so that she could go to Song Ying to pay her respects. Turn around and call Fan Xiao!
? Extended data:
Sitting in the palace is a fold in the Beijing opera "Shiro Visiting Mother". It is about the establishment of the "Shuanglong Club" in Youzhou during the Northern Song Dynasty, and invited Song Taizong (Guangyi) to attend the meeting. Yang Bahu followed the guards, and the ambush was defeated. Yang Silang was captured by Liao on the beach at the junction of Song and Liao, renamed as, and married Princess Iron Mirror.
Fifteen years later, when Shiro heard that Shiro was in command and that his mother She Taijun was coming with the camp, he was homesick. However, the war was tense and I was depressed because I had no plans to meet my mother. The princess asked the secret and stole the instructions. Shiro went through the night. He was caught by Yang Zongbao patrolling the camp and arrested Shiro as a spy.
Seeing that it was the fourth brother, Liulang untied himself and went to see his mother and other family members. Everyone is sad and happy, crying. Just in a hurry, and don't leave.
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