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Test your boyfriend's jokes about how much he loves you.

1. I haven't moved yet, but on the boat, I will lose my strength one day, and I will eventually go with the flow

2. If you love me, is it not that far between us? If you don't love me, is it that I will never see you again, and three thousand hairs will grow old? Do you love me or not?

3. I never lie, I only lie to myself

4. Don't say that you know someone easily, and you are growing every minute. What you know is only a vague memory.

5. People who live in memories will never be happy.

6. It's the wrong world, but so what? You're not the same. You can only be timid.

7. Please give me more advice when you are a first-time person.

8. Don't think that it's easy for a girl who has never seen the world to catch up with her. It's just that the world is small enough for you.

9. On the other hand, we played together when we were young, although you were playing at your home and I was here.

11. I saw a happy ending, and I also saw the sadness I predicted. In the end, I found it was just a dream.

12. Where are so many favorites? I just met too few people. It's not yours. Please put it down. You're not his only paradise.

13. Soymilk is hot, steamed buns are soft, and my palms are sweaty, but it can't warm her heart after all.

14. I hope that you will not change your mind after all kinds of hardships and hardships, and you will come back full of pride and enthusiasm and look forward to the future.

15. I like this sentence very much: staying in one place and waiting for someone who doesn't belong to me are 2 happy habits. We might as well try the guide

Happiness is the eternal pursuit of people, but often the pressure of reality makes many people forget how to find their own happiness. In fact, happiness is a habit. As long as we are good at training, each of us can be very happy. Cindy Holbrooke summed up 2 happy habits that we might as well try.

1. Be grateful for life. Keep a childlike sense of surprise about life, pay close attention to the beautiful things around you, and know how to cherish everything you have.

2. Make friends carefully. Making friends with optimistic and like-minded people will help you realize your dreams and help you see your own advantages.

3. Be considerate of others. Respect and be kind to others, learn to accept their personalities and lives, and don't try to change them.

4. Keep learning. It is never too old to learn. Pay attention to new knowledge related to your career and hobbies. Dare to try things you are interested in, such as skiing, surfing and skydiving.

5. Solve the problem. Believe in yourself, face challenges, see difficulties as opportunities and learn to solve problems creatively.

6. Do what you like. Choose a job you like, and set aside time to cultivate hobbies to meet your special interests.

7. Enjoy life. Pay attention to the beauty around you, such as watching the sunrise and sunset with your loved ones, and learn to live in the present and cherish the present, instead of living in the past or the future.

8. Laugh often. Don't be too serious about yourself and life. Try to find a little fun around you, humor it at the right time, and make life full of laughter.

9. Learn to forgive. Resentment is an act of self-harm. Forgiving others will calm your mind. At the same time, we should learn from our mistakes and forgive ourselves.

1. Be grateful. You should be grateful for any blessing, big or small. You should be grateful for your family, work and friends. You might as well tell them yourself that you are happy because of them in your life.

11. Strengthen interpersonal relationships. Spend more time with family and friends, never break your word to them, and always support them.

12. Be honest and trustworthy. Honesty is the best policy. Actions and decisions should be based on honesty. A clear conscience is the most practical and pleasant.

13. Meditate. Doing yoga or meditation is helpful to relax your body and mind, so you might as well take a vacation for your mind.

14. Focus on your own business. Concentrate on creating the life you want, and don't care too much about what others say and do, even gossip or abuse. There is no need to make any judgment on this, because everyone has their own way of living.

15. be optimistic. Look on the bright side and stay optimistic. Everything happens for a reason. Let positive thoughts replace negative mentality.

16. Love unconditionally. Be good at accepting others' personalities. Do not set any restrictions for love. No one is perfect, even if you don't always like what your friends do, it doesn't prevent you from continuing to love them.

17. Never give up. In the face of every challenge, I firmly believe that I have taken a step closer to my goal. You can't fail if you don't give up. People feel happier when they pursue something of value.

18. Take positive actions. Everyone has limitations. Don't waste your energy on things beyond your control, but take active actions instead of waiting passively.

19. Take care of yourself. To ensure rest, exercise and a healthy diet, you should always practice your brain in an interesting and exciting way to activate your thinking.

2, full of confidence. Know who you are and what your hobbies are. Be the best you can, and don't doubt yourself.

Editor's note: Keep a childlike sense of surprise about life, pay close attention to the beautiful things around you, and know how to cherish everything you have. Pay attention to the beauty around you, learn to live in the present, cherish the present, and not live in the past or the future. You should be grateful for your family, work and friends. You might as well tell them yourself that you are happy because of them in your life. A hen laid a huge egg, and a journalist came to interview it. The hen was shy and silent, so she had to interview the rooster. The cock rolled up his sleeves. I won't comment on this matter at present, until I catch the ostrich!

2. A person swallowed the artificial eye by mistake, and finally got stuck in the anus, so he went to the hospital. After seeing it, the doctor fainted on the spot, and after waking up, he said, I have been looking at the asshole all my life, but I didn't expect to be looked at by the asshole at last.

3. Henan Baby asked Henan Mom: How does ABCDEFG make a sentence? Henan mother: A, this B child, from the C family? Standing barefoot on D, EF is not wearing, GG is still exposed! Haha

4. When a person is always farting in the office, his colleagues can't help but say: Can you keep quiet? Then I saw him sitting there rocking and shaking. Colleague asked: What? Answer: I tuned it to vibrate.

5. A woman selling eggs was walking on the road at night, and suddenly a man jumped out and tried to behave badly. The woman fought bravely, but the man finally succeeded. After that, the woman got up and patted the dust on her body: what a big deal! I didn't say so earlier. I thought I was robbing eggs!

6. A man went shopping to urinate in a corner. When the old lady saw it, she said, urinating anywhere will be fined five yuan. Who said I urinated? Can't I take it out and have a look?

7. Just when I was screening resumes, I saw the award-winning experience of a graduate's resume: I won Master Kong several times during my school days and got another bottle of awards.

8. In history class, the teacher asked Xiaoming: Do you know how the Japanese laughed at us? Xiao Ming: Hehehehehehehehehe

9. Nietzsche went for an interview, and the interviewer asked: What's your name? Nietzsche. Guess what a grandmother you are! Au Suivant!

1. When crossing the street, I met a red light, and my friend wanted to move forward. I stopped him: wait for the light! My friend turned to me with disdain and said, Only you have Intel!

11. A brother chased his girlfriend, and every morning he packed a bag of heart-shaped biscuits and a bottle of milk. Perseverance, finally got it. One morning, he went to see his girlfriend with a heart-shaped biscuit. His girlfriend asked: Where did you buy this biscuit? I went to many supermarkets, but I just couldn't buy this shape. He proudly said, of course I can't find it. I chewed it out.

12. My uncle came to visit my home, but Xiaowen said to his mother, Mom, I'm going to the zoo to see monkeys. Mother immediately snarled, What monkey are you looking at? Your uncle is here. What zoo are you going to?

13. When I was in college, my teacher once asked me to fill out an important form, and declared that everyone should have one, and if there was no surplus, it could not be altered. When a buddy came up, he filled it in, only to find that the ethnic Han was filled in the gender column. Because he said that it would not be altered, he thought about it and added a sub-word after Han.

14. Several little boys scraped together more than ten dollars to buy toys, but they didn't know what to buy. One of them suggested: Go buy sanitary napkins! People don't understand, ask why? The boy said: I don't know, but it is said on TV that with it, you can climb mountains, water ski, play ball games and skate, and you can be happy without worry. Try it, I wish you all a successful sentence

Try it, I wish you all a successful sentence

414. Spring is coming, dreams are blooming, water your ideal water, sprinkle the fertilizer of your wisdom, prune the branches you created, stretch the tip of your potential, walk through the spring breeze and autumn rain, and wait to reap your ideal fruit. 4.14 Give it a try, friends, and work hard. I believe 2xx is the best!

2. Laugh happily today, get rid of all your worries and sorrows, keep your youth and live a happy life step by step, 414. Give it a try. I wish you good luck and good luck for tomorrow.

3, 4.14, try to tell your family how much you love them. Try to tell your friends that you care about them. Try to tell him/her your true love for him/her. Give it a try, Emotional by going up one flight of stairs.

4. Look for reasons for happiness in crying, footprints of success in failure, and bright shadows in darkness. 4.14, give it a try, in fact, there is nothing wrong with it.

5, give it a try, it is difficult to get rid of the dangers on rough roads; Give it a try, entrepreneurship is hard and hard; Give it a try, the peak of your career is in front of you; Give it a try, and happiness is around you. 414, give it a try, happiness does not turn, good luck is often accompanied!

6. Trying is the beginning of success, the beginning of innovation, the process of exploration and the necessity of pursuit. 414, I wish you a try and you will succeed!

7. When you are upset, try happiness to get a good mood; When you are timid, try your courage to break through the predicament; When you have an idea, try it, and your wish will come true. 4.14, give it a try, and success will always accompany you.

8. Try to let go of your bad feelings and accept strangers around you, and you will have an extra friend. Try to let your guard down and give others more trust, and you will gain a sincere heart. 4.14, try bravely to open your heart.

9, because of the attempt, the electric light was born; Newton became famous because of his attempt; Because of the attempt, Shenba flew; Because of the attempt, success is not far away; 4.14 It's time to try, please try to act! Don't give up doing things!

1, the husband fights, the courage is also, trying is a kind of courage, a kindling for hope, a moment when a bright future emerges, and the beginning of a beautiful poem. 414, give it a try and act, you are the best!

11. Try something you are not sure about. Don't hope, then you won't be disappointed. If you can't figure out that person, try 414. Don't ask him to do something for you. Try not to let him have a chance to refuse you, and you won't be disappointed. Try 414 Don't fall in love with someone who doesn't seem to fall in love with you, then don't be disappointed. Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are because you overestimate yourself. Therefore, if you are not sure, you should learn to try first, so as not to lose too much.

12. The most precious feeling in the world is affection, which gives us a lot of warmth; The most precious thing in the world is air, which gives us a lot of life; The bravest move in the world is to try and give us a lot of success. "Try 414", dare to try, I wish you success!

13, 414, try to remove difficulties, life will be very sweet, try to overcome difficulties, life will be very full, try to break through difficulties, life will be very happy, try to break through obstacles, life will be very happy, 414, try, I wish you a sweeter life than honey and an infinitely better life.

14. Give your dream a starting point, choose to try, give your heart a goal, dare to try, give you a belief and start trying. Give it a try, I believe you are the best!

15. Struggle forward over the bumps of 2xx, sail against the unfavorable wind, gallop at the pace of 2xx, and show your talents at the auspicious clouds of 2xx. 4.14 Give it a try, struggle, struggle, dream and success will be my main melody melody melody, come on!

16. Try to forget your troubles and get endless happiness, try to erase your sorrow and get endless happiness, try to erase your sadness and get endless happiness, try to delete your melancholy and get endless happiness, and try it. I wish you a good mood every day.

17. Life is a foreign language, and no one can pronounce it well. Only when you dare to try and read it boldly will you know whether your pronunciation is accurate or not. 414, give it a try, try it boldly, and there will be surprises! I wish you success and happiness!

18. Don't give up easily if you haven't tried, even if things are difficult; Don't retreat easily if you haven't tried, even if you are in a bad mood; 4.14 Give it a try. Don't say no today. Why not give it a try? Wish you success!

19. Try to sing in your heart, and your soul will no longer be lonely; Try to pursue in difficulties, and the opportunity is in your hand; Try not to give up, regret or look back, and life will be full of achievements. 4.14 Give it a try, I wish you try to put it into action, and happiness is firmly in your hand.

2, 4.14, have a try. May you try to be brave, and the road to success will be less blocked; Try hard work, and the harvest day will be bluer; Try love, warm hands are held. Give it a try, and a good life will be immersed in enthusiasm and present a brand new one.

21, 414' Give it a try', I hope you will show full confidence and courage to' give it a try'; May you open your mind to the door of wisdom and' try it'; I hope that your persistence is a successful mentality to' try'; Give it a try, and I wish you success.

22, "try" the mule "try" the horse and pull it out for a walk; "try" gold and "try" silver, and try it; Real gold is not afraid of "fire test", and real people are not afraid of "experiment". Give it a try, I wish you success, all the best, and your "true self"!

23. Try a grateful heart to repay your hardworking parents; Try a sincere heart to touch the beloved girl; Try to be grateful and thank those who have helped you; 4.14 Give it a try, try to open your mind and face everyone around you sincerely, and luck will come to you.

24. Believe that hope is at hand, be sure that hope is around, have a clear goal, go forward bravely, be full of lofty sentiments towards victory, try to struggle, try to challenge, and have a brilliant life ahead. 4.