Taobao met a liar and wanted to write a long bad review.

Product name: Osman-—30g pearl moisturizing eye cream

Bad review [details] How to return the goods?

Explanation: Wrong. After the photo was taken, I didn't pay or deliver the goods. What about returning the goods?

Product name: Tesco kitchen knife set of 5 pieces

What is the bad review [details]? It's a little uncomfortable to use. Bad review # #

Explanation: You are a nymphomaniac. You should pull a man in the street to despise you! !

Product name: 500g plums with kernels

Comment [Details] Why can't a plum become a plum? Not at all what I want. 2006.03. 19 20: 19

Description: It's probably been done for a long time. Just as delicious.

Product name: * Earrings * Bird Earrings

Why don't you respond to the comments? Try to comment.

Commentary: How did this happen? Hey, your computer can be upgraded: (very, very depressed.

Product name: crystal ball

Poor: the ball is good. Why don't you give me the bottom seat in the photo?

Explanation: Wrong! That's my LG ashtray.

Mediocre comments

Mr XX has a good service attitude. But the quality of the goods is too poor. Obviously it's fake, and I don't know what material it is, so I dare not use it.

Explanation:

It doesn't matter, you can use it. Others enter our retail and still sell well.

Although the evaluation still failed ~ ~ but' thank you anyway ~ ~ [details]-August 29, 2004 at 20: 45

Explanation:

Failure. What? I can't stand it if you shoot and don't buy it.

Bad review: Sorry, I won't change it to good review. [Details]-29 April 2004 15: 22

Explanation: When did I exchange favorable comments with you? Really! Wicked! !

Bad review: before remittance: enthusiasm+patience+sincerity, which makes me very happy; After remittance: cold heart+cruel heart+desperate heart, which makes me so sad. The YY purchased is completely different from the YY received (style and color). No exchange, no return, no refund

Doors. Without tens of dollars of credit, it is enough for such a seller to meet one. You have to be careful when shopping online. I don't know what reason the seller will make up to defend himself. [Details]-September 2004 10 at 22: 04

Explanation:

Miss, did you send it wrong? !

Zhong Ping: The pearl necklace is good, the ring is good, the pillow feels good, and the mobile phone pendant is also good. I like them all, but the seller has a better attitude.

Description: I don't have what you bought in my shop. I guess you must be a very rich man. You bought so many things at once. ...

Platinum-plated necklace *9 yuan ~

The girlfriend's evaluation is "average"

Explanation:

You bought her a diamond ring!

Bad attitude, things are ok, [details]-2004.12.0313: 31

Explanation:

When did I treat you badly? I wonder if I should say I love you and feel that I have a good attitude! ?

Comment: I didn't buy it.

Explanation: alas!

Dialogue between buyers and sellers on Taobao

Buyer: Friend, 660 postage!

Seller: grind your teeth ...

Buyer: Khan! Did you bite it off?

Seller: No, it's still 680 ~

Buyer: Then take another bite.

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Buyer: Hello, I want to buy shoes in your store.

Seller: Hello, which one do you like to shoot?

Buyer: Can I buy your shoes with Q coins?

Seller: No.

Buyer: I will charge your mobile phone directly according to the commodity price.

Seller: dizzy

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Me: Can your pink balls be repackaged?

Seller: We don't have any packaging. ...

Me: Everyone else is repackaging, but you are not repackaging!

Seller: How unsanitary repackaging is! You women don't know how to move your breasts ..

Me: Go ... Move what?

Seller: Oh ... I mean the brain! It's over! My reputation will last forever! ! !

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Buyer: Are you there?

Me: Hello, yes, what can I do for you?

Buyer: What's your postage?

Me: Me? ... including postage (being calculated ...)

Me: My mother said not to sell.

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Buyer: Is face-to-face transaction ok?

Tian Hongyan: Hehe, sorry, I can't. We only accept mail order.

Buyer: You name a place and I'll go.

Tian Hongyan: Face-to-face trading is really inconvenient.

Buyer: You can cover it, and I can cover it:)