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The Monkey King obviously can't beat the immortal mount, why can he make a scene in the sky?

500 years ago, when the Monkey King made a scene in the Heavenly Palace, he had just returned from his studies. He ate flat peaches, drank nectar and stole elixir to improve his skills. So there is no way for ordinary immortals to take the Monkey King.

There is also the fact that all immortals know that the Monkey King's master is the founder of Bodhi. Although his master doesn't allow Wukong to mention his name, all the gods in the sky know who the Monkey King's master is.

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When the Monkey King made a scene in the Heavenly Palace, the immortals who were against the Monkey King did not use their own equipment to deal with the Monkey King. The Monkey King met the immortal mount in the Western Heaven. They didn't know the origin and identity of the Monkey King at first, so they didn't have to worry as soon as they met. They were bent on eating the Tang monk's meat and living forever. He used a lot of housekeeping skills to kill the Monkey King, and most of them stole the magic weapon of the fairy to help him.

And in the sky, in fact, the Monkey King's actions did not have much feud with the gods in the sky. At most, after going to heaven, I ate flat peaches, drank nectar, ate elixir and so on, breaking the rules of heaven. It can be said that sin is unforgivable, and there are other sayings that other gods didn't fight him too much because the Tathagata Buddha can press him on Wuzhishan according to this cause and effect, and then learn from the Tang Priest in the West.