Valentine's Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day jokes.

The jokes about Valentine's Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day are as follows:

1. On Valentine's Day, I received a special gift, which was a card that said, "Happy Valentine's Day! I wish you and your other half happiness forever! " I looked at the greeting card and couldn't help sighing: "What a blessing, but I'm single.".

2. When I was in Tomb-Sweeping Day, I was sweeping the grave when I suddenly saw a bird flying over and stopping on the tombstone. I can't help thinking, "Does this bird miss its owner, too?" So I said to the bird, "Do you miss your master too?" Hearing this, the bird flew away.

3. On Valentine's Day, I went shopping with my friends, and suddenly I saw a big sign hanging in front of a shop, which read: Valentine's Day Promotion! Buy one get one free!

4. On Valentine's Day, my boyfriend asked me for a gift, and I said, "I don't want the stars in the sky, just the happiness on earth." He asked blankly, "What is earthly happiness?" I smiled and said, "Just send me flowers, go shopping with me, cook for me and wipe my saliva." After listening to this, he left pale.

5. On Valentine's Day, I received a special gift, which was a flower. A small note was attached to the bouquet, which said, "Dear, you are the only one for me, and I love you!" I looked at the note and couldn't help but sigh: "What a romantic confession, but I'm a man."

The customs of Valentine's Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day

The customs of Valentine's Day include dating, exchanging gifts and celebrating anniversaries. On Valentine's Day, couples usually choose a special place to date, such as a restaurant, cinema or park. Giving gifts to each other is a way of expressing love, usually some small gifts symbolizing love, such as heart-shaped chocolates, roses and jewels.

Tomb-Sweeping Day's customs include sweeping graves to worship ancestors, outing and enjoying the spring scenery. On this day in Tomb-Sweeping Day, people will go back to their hometown to sweep graves for their ancestors and offer wreaths, candles and wine to show their respect and nostalgia for their ancestors. In addition, people will choose this season to travel, go for an outing in parks, mountains or villages, enjoy the beautiful scenery of spring and enjoy the breath of spring. People will worship their ancestors and pray for a bumper harvest and happiness on this day.