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A Study on the Consumption of US Treasury Bonds

You really don't understand, hehe! If you want to be a leader, we can't even eat steamed bread.

Can't you take it back and pay old-age insurance for the elderly? It was originally the money promised to provide for the elderly. Because the people of China are so popular, they only have money, money, money!

First, bankruptcy is a gambling agreement. You must find out that you have lost money before you can go bankrupt, not if you want to break it. Gave 900 billion to the United States, owed 900 billion to the United States, and then went bankrupt. Tall!

Second, if I sue you for dumping, you will earn 50 million yuan, with 10 billion. How high!

Third, semi-finished industrial products are more expensive than your finished products. You bought other people's things, you gave money to America, where did you spend it? If China lowers tariffs, a large number of foreign goods will flow in. 2800 apples, who will buy 2000 millet? China's private enterprises have boasted.

Every time RMB appreciates by 1 cent, China's foreign trade exports will evaporate by10 billion yuan, and the more RMB depreciates, the better. For example, at the beginning, 800 billion RMB was exchanged for 654.38+000 billion US dollars, and 2 yuan appreciated. Now it is 600 billion. I hope you understand! Debt alone is missing 200 billion for no reason. When the RMB rose to 4: 1 against the US dollar, China's economy collapsed. Just because the American government has no money doesn't mean that American companies have no money. The United States is a poor country and a rich country. You use your brain to use the big American capitalists. They are all PhDs from Harvard and Yale. Are you kidding? 80% of China countries are losing money in foreign investment and trade simply because they can't compete with these financial schools.

The following are all jokes. China's economic "take-off" was established only by the injection of foreign capital and the scientific and technological output of developed countries, which made the United States brag and let China people go back to eat corn? Five of China's nine pillar industries are controlled by foreign capital. Now that the United States has caught the pulse of China, it still wants to move the United States backhand and die.

If I were the United States Congress, who would dare to infringe on our national interests? The first economic sanctions, RMB appreciation, the US dollar 1( 1.2 trillion national debt, only 200 billion the next day), science and technology, talents, capital and foreign trade were all blocked for three years. IPHONE 10 is out, and you are still I5. No matter what you do, you will be punished as long as you dare to encroach on American interests. You're great. You can solve one. Not to mention China, which is the Japanese allied with the United States. With the rapid economic development in 1990s, the per capita GDP once surpassed that of the United States, and the economy is about to catch up with the United States. The United States immediately let the yen appreciate, disguised economic sanctions, and the Japanese economy instantly became a bubble. Even today, Japan has recovered.

Europeans and Americans invented cars, airplanes, computers, electricity and light ... and established modern civilization. Why should China be rich? You think too much. The company established by "my" dad is yours if you have a brain teaser. Do you think it's possible? I can't kill you.