Chengdu traffic police joke

During the Traffic Safety Week in Johor, the Ministry of Communications posted this poster in some places in Ma Lukou.

The following placards are given:

"When you drive a car, if you keep about 30 kilometers per hour, you can enjoy it along the way.

Beautiful scenery; If the speed exceeds 50 kilometers per hour, please visit the court; More than 80 kilometers, please see a doctor.

Stay in hospital for observation; Over100km, please rest in peace. "

A 70-year-old aunt is driving a car and carrying three old people who are also aunts slowly along the provincial road. The traffic police stopped her and said, "Aunt, you drive so slowly, which affects the traffic."

The aunt who was driving said, "Didn't that sign say 20?"

The traffic police said, "That's Highway 20!"

The aunt driving said, "Oh! Oh! Which highway is that, not the speed limit! "

The traffic police said: "Yes, doubt? Why are the other three aunts behind you so ugly? "

The aunt who was driving replied, "We just drove from Highway 245!"

One day, a taxi took people to the barracks. A white sports car came from behind him at a speed of 40 kilometers per hour. At this time, his driver said to him, "Master, do you know which country the car that passed just now was made in?" Run so fast. "The shopkeeper said he didn't know.

He said derisively, "You drive, too!"

The shopkeeper ignored him. After a while, another sports car will pass by them in turn. Then his passenger said, "Do you know which country this car was made in?" The owner said he didn't know.

The passenger was a little upset and said, "Hey, do you know which country I'm from?"

Then the shopkeeper said, "I know, you are from Japan." You said that the first time you got on the bus. "

The passenger said happily, "Yes, the two express trains that passed just now are both made in Japan. What Japan wants is speed, you know? " Master. "

At this time, the owner stopped the car and said, "Here we are, go well, the fare is 100 yuan."

He said, "Why is it so expensive?"

The taxi driver said happily at this moment: "Sir, we also want speed in China, which is on the meter on the car."

A policeman pulled a speeding man over, and then he started the following investigation:

Policeman: Can I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have a driver's license. My driver's license was revoked because of the fifth drunk driving.

Policeman: May I see your license plate?

Driver: This is not my car. I stole it.

Policeman: The car was stolen?

Driver: Yes. But let me see ... I remember, the owner's license plate ... Oh, it's in the cupboard on the dashboard. When I put the pistol in the cupboard, I saw the license plate.

Policeman: Is there a pistol in the cupboard on the dashboard?

Driver: Yes, sir. I killed the owner of this car, put her in the trunk of the back of the car, and then put my gun in that small cupboard.

Policeman: You mean there is a female body in the trunk?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the police were frightened and immediately called the police station for help. Soon, the car was surrounded by a group of policemen. A policeman went to the driver to deal with the emergency.

Officer: May I see your driver's license, sir?

Driver: Sure, here you are.

Officer: Whose car is this?

Driver: mine, officer. This is my license plate.

Officer: Can you open the cupboard on the dashboard and show me the pistol inside?

Driver: I can open the locker, sir. But there is no pistol in it.

The cupboard is open, and there is no pistol in it.

Policeman: I heard that there is a body hidden in the trunk of your car. Would you mind opening it?

Driver: No problem.

The suitcase was opened and no body was found.

Officer: I don't understand what's going on. The policeman who stopped you said that you didn't have a driver's license, your car was stolen, there was a pistol in the cupboard and a body in the trunk. Did our police lie?

Driver: Of course! He even lied that I was speeding.