Fifth grade jokes in less than 20 words.

1, a man who looks like an onion, cried when he walked.

2. A fat man jumped from a tall building and became a dead fat man.

One day, a male deer ran faster and faster and turned into a high-speed male deer.

4. marshmallows: I'm so tired. I think I'm getting soft.

One day, the little yellow duck was hit by a car crossing the road and shouted "melon". From then on it became a cucumber.

6. After being injured by my wife, I cured my wound with rubbing wine and my mind with drinking.

7. The headmaster said: There is nothing on the school uniform except the school badge. You don't have to do anything!

8. Four Monsters in Rainy Days: No umbrella when it rains; Buy an umbrella and the rain will stop; Throw an umbrella when you go out; If you take an umbrella, it will be sunny.

9. I asked my boss for a raise, and the boss said you should not forget your initial salary.

10, toothpaste is really amazing. Everything can be painted white except teeth.

1 1, the thought of being a rich cloud, eating spicy crayfish and peeling shrimp shells suddenly made my heart balance a lot.

12, the word "anyway" is full of negative energy wherever it is used. I don't know if you like it or not, but I don't need it anyway.

13. If love is like prison, I have been at large for 30 years.

14, it is increasingly found that there are few interesting souls around, there are a few.

15, the refrigerator is a good thing, you can keep fruits and vegetables for a week and then throw them away!