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If Su Shi met Zhou Yu in Chibi, what dialogue would they have?

Zhou Yu said, Dongpo, why is your hair all white? You are only 47 years old! How much has such white hair achieved and how many victories have been won? How many enemies have been destroyed?

Su Shi said, General Gong Jin, you are shameless. You are only a teenager, and you have already led a hundred thousand troops and defeated Cao Jun. Unfortunately, my younger generation was born in Fahua, and books and swords were nothing, so they were banished to the ends of the earth. Shameless ~ ~

Zhou Yu laughed, loudly way:

The husband has become famous;

Make a name for yourself and comfort yourself for life.

Comfort my life, I will get drunk;

I'll get drunk!

Dongpo clap your hands and laugh, should way:

Trying to hang Wu Dong Gong Jin, and singing Willow Spring Breeze.

Needless to say, everything is empty. Dream without turning your head.

Two people smile at each other, unconsciously, time flies.