How to make unhappy people laugh?

Hey, hey, tell a cold joke. 1 There is a hide-and-seek club, and the person in charge hasn't been found yet. There is a man who looks like an onion, crying as he walks. On a hot afternoon, a match tickled, scratched and caught fire. Why not say hello to your rare steak? Because they don't know each other. On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. The banana walking in front suddenly felt so hot. He said it was too hot. I want to take off my clothes. As a result, he skinned it. As a result, the banana in the back fell down. Once upon a time, a steamed stuffed bun walked on the road and felt hungry, so it ate itself. Once upon a time, there was a loaf of bread walking in the street. He felt hungry and ate himself. Once upon a time, there was a marshmallow who went to play ball for a long time. He said, "I'm so tired. I feel that I am soft. " Once upon a time, there was a bird. He passed a cornfield every day, but one day the cornfield caught fire and all the corn turned into popcorn! After the bird flew by ... it thought it was snowing, so it was very cold. Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged, so he ran outside crying and flew away. The fish said, "I kept my eyes open to leave you." The water said, "I have been flowing tirelessly all day and want to hug you." The pot said, "I'm so stubborn when I'm fucking ripe." Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why? Because: it's really like Dabai. A polar bear stayed alone on the ice in a daze. When he was really bored, he began to pull out his hair. A man drew a V on two fingers. What is this? Yeah! Hands are shaking, reach down. What is this? It's fallen leaves! 13 stretch four fingers, what is it? Fourth, bend four fingers. What is this? Wonderful! (bend four)