100,000 funny animal jokes

One hundred thousand cold jokes about playful animals

The parrot said: It is so accustomed to following what others say that even if its owner has a cold, it cannot help but cough along with it. Animals are also very cute when they are humorous. Come and watch 100,000 funny jokes about cute animals!

100,000 funny jokes about cute animals (1)

1. Rooster After a month of business trip, I heard that quails always come to play with hens when they have nothing to do!

The rooster began to doubt the hen!

Sure enough, within two days, the hen A quail egg was laid!

The rooster was furious! The hen hurriedly explained: ?Kao, it’s premature!?

2. The mouse’s dissatisfaction: racecourse, cattle pen, pig pen, Doghouse, honeycomb, ant nest, and bird's nest sound so nice. Why do we call our home? Mouse hole?

3. The weasel marries a firefly as his wife

The fox laughs at the weasel for his lack of vision. .

The weasel covered his mouth and said with a smile: What do you know? If you go out to steal chickens later, you will not need a flashlight to illuminate your way!?

4. Cicada: always be sure I don't have a good voice, so I accidentally sing a high note. One Hundred Thousand Funny Animal Jokes (2)

1. The little pig went to a restaurant with his mother to eat. The little pig wanted to eat "braised fat sausage", but was scolded by his mother. ?Are you sick? Eat your own sewer and we will eat dumplings!?

?What kind of filling do you want?

?Pork and green onions. ?

2. Under the scorching sun, the camel met the cactus by chance and asked: What are you doing?

The cactus said: I am suffering from heat stroke due to the heat and am undergoing acupuncture.

The cactus asked the camel: What are you doing?

The camel said: I am exhausted from the heat and am cupping.

At this time, the ostrich happened to pass by and said: Oh, why don’t you know how to carry two fans with you?

3. Borer beetle: Your mouth really stinks! Eat it! What happened?

Moth B:? I accidentally crawled into the pile of socks. ?

4. Brother Monkey, who came back from the experience, was proud of his talent and thought that he would have a job as long as he opened his mouth. But after several interviews, no company issued a letter of appointment. One day during the interview, the great sage rushed to the interviewer and shouted: Why don’t you want me!?

The interviewer was shocked and said: Because we are selling peaches. ? One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes About Funny Animals (3)

1. Panda: Boss, don’t work overtime today, just look at my eyes!

2. Kangaroo: Get one It’s not easy to have children, my pockets are empty.

3. Squid: Why don’t you quit smoking in a public place? It makes me uncomfortable!

4. Donkey: Brother, don’t ride me if you drink too much. I have to stay in the detention center!

5. Monkey: Your dad is Li Gang, and my grandfather is Sun Wukong!

6. Spider: I recently invested in a website, and you are welcome to place ads.

7. Dog: As a single person, I pray that a sister Lin will fall from the sky and bring bones.

8. Zebra: Hey, what about you, please walk on the zebra crossing!

9. Camel: The homework load is too heavy, and my back is weighed down by the schoolbag.

10. Ant: There are too many college students, and it’s hard to find a good job. Let’s just do physical work like carrying rice.

11. Snail: Don’t let mortgage interest rates rise any more!

12. Dragonfly: My dream is to be a stewardess when I grow up!;