Are there any super funny plays? The script should be as short as possible. Please give it to four or five people. If you don't want it online, you will get extra points. Thank you.

Time: date: location: indoor characters: father and son

At noon, my son came home from school, and my father sat on the sofa reading the newspaper.

Father: Xiao Fa, come here.

Son (reluctantly): What are you doing, Dad?

Father: Nothing. I just want to tell you a few idiom stories.

Son: Dad, are you bored? My teacher can't talk at school, so I need to come back and listen to you!

Father (very proud): The teacher said it was the teacher's, and dad told you it was called extra-curricular tutoring, so it would be nice not to let you pay tuition. How's it going?

Son (seeing his father's arrogance, he is determined to discourage him): OK, I'll listen.

Father (thinking): Let's talk about "poaching" first.

(Son gasps helplessly)

Father: Why, I don't want to hear it!

Son (forcing a smile): Yes, why not? Go ahead.

Father: In the Han Dynasty, there was a young man named Kuang Heng. He is very diligent. In the evening, because his family was poor and couldn't afford candlelight, he quietly cut a small hole in the wall and borrowed the candlelight of his neighbor's house to read. ...

Son: Wait, then why didn't he turn on the light?

Father: Because there is no electricity.

Son (wrangling): Is that because of the lack of electricity?

Father (panting): No, the Han Dynasty was two thousand years ago, before electricity was invented.

Son: Oh! (Thinking for a moment) When did he dig the hole?

Father (pause): Huh? It should be at night.

Son: At night? Didn't he see it at night? How did he chisel it out?

Father (speechless, paused): It was ... it was daytime.

Son: Do you still have time to dig holes during the day? Why not use this time to read?

Father: this ... this I can't remember clearly. Tell me another story.

(Son snickers)

Father: Tell the story of Kong Rong Jean Pear. During the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was a four-year-old boy named Kong Rong. He gives pears to adults when he eats them.

Son: Wait, how many adults are there? Are they his parents?

Father (impatient): I don't know, just one.

Son (suddenly enlighted): I see, the big pear must be ripe and not delicious, and the small pear must be natural green food, right?

Father (eager to slap him): Change another one!

The son resisted the desire to laugh. )

Father: Cao Chong is an elephant! During the Three Kingdoms period, there was a child named Cao Chong. Someone gave his father an elephant. His father wanted to know how heavy the elephant was, so he asked Cao Chong, Do you know what happened to him?

Son (proudly): I know, just kill the elephant, cut it into pieces and weigh it.

Father (eyes wide open): How did your boy listen to the teacher when he was at school? It's a gift and can't be killed.

Son: How did the elephant get here?

Father (a little annoyed): Maybe it's a car.

Son: That must be an overload. Look at the driver's ticket and you'll know what the weight is!

Father (throwing the newspaper angrily): I can't say clearly!