6-person funny campus sketch ultra-short script

Narrator: Just after it snowed, Mr. and Mrs. Xu decided to go out to play, while Mr. and Mrs. Li decided to go out to make a living. ...

(Jing and Ni come up arm in arm)

Kim: What a beautiful day today!

Connie: Yes, let's go for a drive, and then drive to ...

(Zhou holds Ying Shang)

Zhou: Old man, it's almost the end of the year. Let's find some jobs in the street.

English: Look! A car is coming, hurry up!

(Jing and Ni get up slowly from the other side and say with a smile) (Ying gets on the bus)

English: Oh, my God, I hit someone. Come on (throw a stick) (Rui sees it and quickly picks up the roller)

Rui: Old man! Old man! Old man, are you all right?

Should: ...

Kim: Honey, what should I do? You hit someone. Will you die? Are we going to jail? tell me ...

Connie: What are you worried about? I'm not sure if I really hit it What about touching porcelain? Don't get off the bus and call the police at any time as appropriate. Connie: Grandpa, are you all right?

English: How can you be so heartless? I'm here, uncle. I said it's okay.

Connie: Grandpa, what can I do for you?

English: I tell you, son, this is a big deal for me. It's like a car tire exploded in my head. Look, my hand touched the pig's hoof. ...

Jing: Hit a pig's hoof. Is this a mistake? Call the police. (At the same time as Connie)

Connie: No, uncle, what kind of metaphor are you talking about?

English: Why, uncle, this metaphor is not good. Don't you know what a flat tire looks like? Come on, like this. As he speaks, he pokes the tire, and the sound effect will make a balloon. )

Rui Jing: Ah.

Connie: Grandpa, I have something to say. Why did you puncture my tire?

English: Let me tell you something. A flat tire is no longer afraid of you driving.

Rui: Oh, my God, someone came to see that. Hit someone and want to run! (Sighing loudly) (Two policemen arrived at the news)

Wu: What's wrong? What's the matter? Qi: Who called the police just now?

Connie: It's us.

Ying said to Rui: My wife, what if they call the police?

Rui: Never mind. Watch me blink later.

Jing: It's us, it's us, and the scene is here. (I touched Rui lightly, and Rui fell violently)

Rui, Ying Qiqi: Comrade police, you are here. These two men hit my old man and tried to run away, so they gave me a push. Comrade police, please comment quickly!

Wu: The client told me the situation.

Jing looking for Wu: Here, here, comrade police, the situation is like this. ...

Wu: I have a general idea of the situation. Anyway, let's take the old man to the hospital first. Qi: Grandpa, can you stand up? If you can stand up, let's stand up first. It's very cold underground this winter.

English: Yes, my ass hurts, and so does my leg. Is it a powder fracture? I don't think I can stand up.

Qi: Uncle, what do you want to do?

Rui grabbed the words: Nothing else is complete, and told them to lose money.

Connie: If you lose money, how much should you pay?

Rui: If you hit my old man like this, it will only be 20,000 to 30,000.

Jing: 20 thousand to 30 thousand, aunt, why don't you rob the bank?

Rui: Oh, there are too many. You've smashed my old man into a powder fracture and you still think it's too much to pay.

Wu: Auntie, please stop arguing. Since grandpa can't move, call 120 and ask them to come. It is most important to see a doctor first.

Rui: Let 120 come. No, let them lose money first. We can just go by ourselves. ...

Qi: Hello, 120? There is a traffic accident here. An old man was injured. The situation on the street is unknown. Please send someone over ... um ... ok.

Qi: 120 said, come right away.

Rui whispered to Ying: You can smoke when it is exposed later.

(Huang Chong goes up)

Huang: Yes, yes, where is the patient?

Connie: Here it is.

(Huang examines Ying carefully and listens to her heartbeat)

Huang solemnly told all the people and audience: after years of study and careful examination of high-end technology, there is nothing wrong with the two old people, but sitting on the ground for too long, causing numbness in their legs.

Everyone: What (Ying Pai)

R: What's the matter with you, old man? Don't scare me, doctor. You said he was fine. My dad smoked it. How can he be okay?

Huang: This ... should be a heart attack.

Hey; Yes, my dad had a heart attack. He must have been frightened by the car. Doctor, help me.

Huang: If you have a heart attack, you need first aid and oxygen, but we came out in a hurry without an oxygen mask or something.

Rui: (crying and wailing) What can we do? You beat my old man like this. Lose money quickly.

Wu: Take it easy, auntie. There may be other tools to save grandpa.

Rui: What other tools are there? Lose money quickly.

Jing: As long as you can increase your breathing, right, doctor?

Huang: Yes.

Kim: There is a toilet plug in the trunk of our car. I just used it yesterday. It's quite clean. Let me bring it right away.

Jing: I'm here. I brought it. I'm going to save you.

Huang: Eh.

Rui: Wait, wait ~ wait, I think you dare touch my old man. As a form of protection, I was a little excited when I got up. I didn't pay attention to throwing Ying to the ground. English shouted in a normal voice. )

Qi: Auntie, isn't this also to save my uncle?

Rui: Is there anyone like you who can save lives? My old man has a bad heart. He still plays and should suck. What if he sucks my dad's heart out again? Stop it.

Huang: Auntie, what should we do? Do you want us to save you or not? What should I do if something happens to you?

English: (coughing gently) Cough ... Cough ... (sitting up slowly)

(Everyone was surprised except Rui)

Rui said to Ying, Hey, why are you up?

English: If I don't get up, my heart will be sucked out.

(The doctor and everyone think something is wrong.)

Huang: Uncle and aunt, with all due respect, you won't touch porcelain.

Ray He Ying: .........

Wu: I felt something was wrong just now. The young couple ran into someone, but they didn't seem worried.

Connie and Crystal: ... This ...

Qi: Yes, I always see that you young couple are quite familiar, alas! I remember, aren't you two the two people who cheated insurance online the other day?

Wu: Yes, I doubt that you have played this accident.

Jing and you, Ying He Rui: We don't know them.

Wu: All right, all right. Wait until we get back to the police station (Ye Ying)

English: Oh, my crotch.

Qi: Grandpa, please stop acting.

English: (struggling) My stick. ...

(Everyone except the doctor)

Huang: Well, the most wonderful thing in the world is that a liar meets porcelain. (below)

(Come back, Xie Chang)