Collect because of typos?

Question 1: Collect jokes or examples of bad consequences caused by wrong writing or wrong reading of Chinese characters. The students wrote in their compositions: "I was walking on the road when suddenly a pile of cow dung appeared on the road. I was shocked." After reading it, the teacher approved: "massive, massive."

The student's composition reads: "My mother is a middle-aged woman in her thirties." The teacher criticized under the word "middle age": "redundant." Then let the students copy it again. After the students copied it once, this sentence became: "My mother is an extra middle-aged woman in her thirties."

Question 2: Jokes or examples of bad consequences caused by wrong writing or wrong reading of Chinese characters. The student wrote in his composition: "I was walking on the road when suddenly a pile of cow dung appeared on the road. I was shocked." After reading it, the teacher approved: "massive, massive."

The student's composition reads: "My mother is a middle-aged woman in her thirties." The teacher criticized under the word "middle age": "redundant." Then let the students copy it again. After the students copied it once, this sentence became: "My mother is an extra middle-aged woman in her thirties."

Director Hu always writes wrong words, mispronounces, and is full of jokes, but he never learns with an open mind.

On one occasion, the unit held a commendation meeting, and he pronounced Feng Jianguo as Ma Jianguo, which caused a burst of laughter. male

I think I read it wrong again.

The secretary reminded: "There are two more points!"

Director Hu wanted to correct it, but he was afraid of losing face, so he said with a straight face, "Stop laughing."

It doesn't matter at two o'clock! They are all revolutionary comrades, so why care about these two points? "

The teacher spoke to the students before the start of school: The Education Committee will come to the school for inspection tomorrow, and you must wear school uniforms tomorrow. Remember, if something happens, you must write a note.

Xiaoming doesn't study hard at ordinary times. He always writes in big white. On this day, he really couldn't go to school because of something, so he wrote a note for his classmates to take to the teacher. The teacher was startled when he saw it, but the note read as follows: "Hello, teacher! I went to my father's unit to see him off in the morning and had to wear mourning clothes to school in the afternoon. " What are you going to study? When such a big accident happened in someone's family, the teacher quickly came to his family on behalf of several class cadres to show concern and pay tribute to grief. I didn't find anything when I went to his house, but later I learned that it was all caused by fake articles. Readers must know, send the finals, send the clock; Don't use it indiscriminately; Can filial piety and school uniform be equated? ! !

A woman called the fire alarm. The phone said in a hurry: "Fire, fire!" "Where is it?" The fireman asked. "At my house!" "I mean, where is the fire?" The fireman asked again. "In the kitchen!" "I know, but how can we walk to your house?" The fireman asked anxiously. "God, don't you have a fire truck!"

A boy didn't want to go to school, so he asked his well-written classmate to sign the note instead of his parents. The male student signed his name and handed it to him. The boy who didn't want to go to school said, "Help me give the note directly to the teacher." The next day he went to school, and the teacher asked, "Who gave you the money for the note?" "Teacher, my father signed it!" . The teacher called the classmate who handed in the note for him. "You want to tell me that he is your father, right?"

At the beginning of the first grade of primary school, the teacher collected homework, and wanted to take this opportunity to get to know the students who had changed, so he asked the students named to get the homework, but he looked at a classmate and no one took it. "Yellow belly, yellow belly, what happened? Where did everyone go? " Finally, the teacher asked the person who didn't get the name to raise his hand, and a little girl raised her hand. "What's your name?" "My name is Huang Yuepo, teacher."

1, a student loves to write typos and always writes rest as drinking.

In his diary, he wrote, "The squad leader instructed us to carry shit. Everyone worked hard and no one dared to take a sip." Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the monitor. "

2. Amei, a cleaner in a unit, is smart and diligent, but only has a third-grade education, and often writes some typos.

That day, during the unit health inspection, Ah Mui mopped the floor of the clinic clean. Because she was worried that others would get dirty when they went in, she wrote a note and posted it at the door: Please don't let idle people in. I'm clean, Mei.

This is a mistake of a hundred miles.

A farmer in Jiangxi saw a news in the newspaper that the cultivation of edible fungi in Baisha Town, Longyan City, western Fujian Province is very famous. After a bumper harvest last year, he decided to study in Baisha Town, xinluo district, Longyan City, western Fujian. When he got off the bus, he didn't want anyone to tell him that few people grow edible fungi in Baisha town, let alone a bumper harvest. As soon as he heard "silly", he quickly took out his newspaper and asked a cadre in Baisha Town what was going on. When the cadres read the newspaper, they knew that it was Baisha Town, Shanghang County, Longyan City. Because the newspaper didn't say it was xinluo district or Shanghang County, he misspelled "sand" and let the farmer find the wrong place.

With such a typo in the media, the farmer friend lost a day, ran more than 100 kilometers in vain and spent more money. Do you think it is unfair?

Zhao, from Fugu, Shaanxi, is a cadre-

There is no "Fugu County"

The audience of Fugu Energy Base in Shenfu Coalfield watched the topic of Wang Xiangrong, the "Song King of Northern Shaanxi" on TV, and all mentioned Fugu County many times in the subtitles >>

Question 3: Jokes or examples of bad consequences caused by wrong writing or wrong reading of Chinese characters. The student wrote in his composition: "I was walking on the road when suddenly a pile of cow dung appeared on the road. I was shocked." After reading it, the teacher approved: "massive, massive."

The student's composition reads: "My mother is a middle-aged woman in her thirties." The teacher criticized under the word "middle age": "redundant." Then let the students copy it again. After the students copied it once, this sentence became: "My mother is an extra middle-aged woman in her thirties."

Director Hu always writes wrong words, mispronounces, and is full of jokes, but he never learns with an open mind.

On one occasion, the unit held a commendation meeting, and he pronounced Feng Jianguo as Ma Jianguo, which caused a burst of laughter. male

I think I read it wrong again.

The secretary reminded: "There are two more points!"

Director Hu wanted to correct it, but he was afraid of losing face, so he said with a straight face, "Stop laughing."

It doesn't matter at two o'clock! They are all revolutionary comrades, so why care about these two points? "

The teacher spoke to the students before the start of school: The Education Committee will come to the school for inspection tomorrow, and you must wear school uniforms tomorrow. Remember, if something happens, you must write a note.

Xiaoming doesn't study hard at ordinary times. He always writes in big white. On this day, he really couldn't go to school because of something, so he wrote a note for his classmates to take to the teacher. The teacher was startled when he saw it, but the note read as follows: "Hello, teacher! I went to my father's unit to see him off in the morning and had to wear mourning clothes to school in the afternoon. " What are you going to study? When such a big accident happened in someone's family, the teacher quickly came to his family on behalf of several class cadres to show concern and pay tribute to grief. I didn't find anything when I went to his house, but later I learned that it was all caused by fake articles. Readers must know, send the finals, send the clock; Don't use it indiscriminately; Can filial piety and school uniform be equated? ! !

A woman called the fire alarm. The phone said in a hurry: "Fire, fire!" "Where is it?" The fireman asked. "At my house!" "I mean, where is the fire?" The fireman asked again. "In the kitchen!" "I know, but how can we walk to your house?" The fireman asked anxiously. "God, don't you have a fire truck!"

A boy didn't want to go to school, so he asked his well-written classmate to sign the note instead of his parents. The male student signed his name and handed it to him. The boy who didn't want to go to school said, "Help me give the note directly to the teacher." The next day he went to school, and the teacher asked, "Who gave you the money for the note?" "Teacher, my father signed it!" . The teacher called the classmate who handed in the note for him. "You want to tell me that he is your father, right?"