Who says he is arrogant and should sit in his seat?

Straight back, the blind man said he was arrogant and should sit in the seat.

Recite the original text:

A blind man, a dwarf and a camel are fighting for seats for wine. Everyone says, "A liar will sit first." The blind man said, "I am arrogant." It's my turn to sit. " The dwarf said, "I am no longer a homophonic." It's my turn to sit down. " "Don't argue," said the camel. "Since you are all straight-backed, you naturally want me to sit down."

Straight male reverse translation:

A blind man, a dwarf, and a camel were arguing for seats after drinking, and it was agreed that whoever could talk big would sit in the seat. The blind man said, "I am arrogant." It's my turn to sit. " The dwarf said, "I am no longer than an ordinary person." It's my turn to sit. " "Don't argue," said the camel. "You are all nephews. Of course it's my turn to sit."

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