Collect jokes and stories …

On the bus in the morning, two middle-aged office workers were chatting. Yesterday, a new vending machine was displayed in the supermarket near my home. Have you seen it? A: Hmm! ! Put ten ten-dollar coins in and a new wife will come out! ! B: Wow! ! Great! ! A: But it would be better to have another machine. B: Oh! ! What kind of machine is it? A: Just put your wife in and ten ten-dollar coins will run out of the machine! !

There is a Shanghainese who is different from other Shanghainese. He is broad-minded and fat, weighing 200 Jin, so he got the nickname Arafat, that is, Arafat.

(an absolutely true story)

In order to complete the task of unpaid blood donation, a state organ asked migrant workers to take over. In view of the regulations of the state and the keen eyes of blood station doctors, migrant workers are specially packaged to prevent being seen through. Special envoy, you take a shower, change clothes, brush your teeth and get a manicure. It is stipulated that you are not allowed to talk and fight. The consideration can be described as meticulous and comprehensive, and the organizer can be described as feeling good about himself. However, when it comes to blood donation, the organizers are dumbfounding. After the blood donation, everyone in the office smelled it and went home to talk about it. What is this? After taking a shower, changing clothes, brushing your teeth and manicure, you guys really didn't talk or fight when you were waiting in line to donate blood, but you all squatted quietly in the long chair and were very patient.

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Three people are lying together. One of them felt itchy and in a daze, but he tried to scratch the second leg. Itching increases instead of decreasing, and the more you scratch, the more you bleed. The second one touched the wet place and thought it was the third person drowning, which prompted the third person to drown. Next door is a restaurant, and the sound of squeezing wine has been dripping, thinking that he has not drowned, but he has been standing until dawn.