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Touching words about Halloween to my girlfriend
Whether you are a male ghost or a female ghost, whether you are a good goat or a dead ghost, whether you are an evil ghost or a devil, whether you are an alcoholic or a smoker, whether you have a ghost in your heart or not, I wish you a happy Halloween!
Whether you are white or tender, beautiful or tall, cool or handsome, whether you are fat, ugly or short, you can get great pleasure as long as you dress up as a ghost. Halloween is coming, play the devil and abandon the appearance; Play the ghost to be happy!
Trick or treat! Trick or treat! You are a cheapskate if you don't give it, or you are a cheapskate if you don't give it! Tomorrow is Halloween, so you can either give money or sugar. Trick or treat, or I'll send Zhong Kui to get you!
Don't be sad anymore. You see someone laughing at you. He is standing outside the window. Go out and let him in. He will make you happy. Ask me who he is. Only a ghost will tell you. Happy Halloween.
Others say that your face is beautiful: your head is as big as a battle of wits, your eyes are like two bells, your eyes are wide and wide, your face is rosy and you are superb. Don't think you can't be recognized with a pumpkin on your head! Happy Halloween!
Don't look down on us monsters. We always attach great importance to principle and efficiency. We don't eat good people. We only eat people who don't fight for justice. We are going to give them to our friends. I'll check on them tonight. Happy Halloween, friends!
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When the storm comes, I will shelter you from the wind and rain. When the pain and sadness come, I will help you out of trouble. When Halloween comes, I will slay the devil for you. Friends, let's share weal and woe. Happy holidays!
Baby, when you came to me grinning with a pumpkin lantern, I knew it was wrong not to give you candy, because Halloween was coming and carnival was about to begin.
Don't answer the phone in the middle of the night and don't look in the mirror in the middle of the night. Don't go to the toilet in the middle of the night. Don't look at the time in the middle of the night. Don't get a text message in the middle of the night when I tell you to watch it! Be careful! Today is Halloween!
Turn my thoughts into a ghost fire and light up the dark night sky in your heart. You shouldn't be lonely on Halloween. I will entrust my ghost friend to bring you greetings. Don't be afraid that it will knock at the door in the middle of the night.
Taking madness as the main theme, arrogance as the style, scaring as the emotional appeal, screaming as the keynote, laughing as the keynote, and pretending to be a ghost as the high profile. Halloween is coming, put on an unusual tone, play a different high-profile, and live a taste of indulgence.
Hey, I've known you for so many years, and I don't usually have that much contact. After all, we are too far apart to communicate with each other. Today happens to be your day. Send a message to wish you a happy Halloween!
Amitabha, you should spend Halloween like this: the mobile phone screen reminds you of "Amitabha", and text messages are exchanged. The beginning and end should be "Amitabha", and chanting Buddha can't cover up impurities, whether it is temporary or not. Happy Halloween, Amitabha!
Last night, I had a dream for the Monkey King to teach me the skills of exorcism, and he agreed, so that I could protect you on Halloween. Let's dance together tonight and talk nonsense! Happy Halloween!
I am a vampire. Today is Halloween. Did you eat turkey? Did you drink champagne? Then you have a lot of courage. I will lie in front of your window tonight. Be careful! Happy Halloween!
"Shame" is a ghost in the heart, "soul" is a good luck ghost, "spirit" is an innocent ghost, and "charm" is an unknown ghost. Halloween is coming. May you be happy without shame, hold your soul safely, and always have infinite spirit and charm.
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