Your own interesting sentences

Sometimes we play jokes on ourselves and usually say something interesting. The following is a funny sentence about recommending yourself. Welcome to read!

1, every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so handsome. I'm afraid others can't see me.

Every time you are mean to me, I think you are sick. You can still lose your temper in the face of such a handsome me.

3. Some people say that I am handsome. I've been thinking all night, but I haven't figured out who leaked the news.

It's not my fault that I'm handsome It is your own problem that you like me.

Is it true that a handsome and talented rich man like me can only die alone?

6. Although I am handsome, I am very low-key!

7. I know I am handsome, but I am really a little too handsome.

8. I only hate myself for being too stubborn. Obviously, you can rely on your face to eat, and you have to rely on talent.

9. I didn't have any talent at that time, just because I was handsome, so people who liked me at that time were quite superficial, so now, I like shallow people.

10, handsome is providence, cool is affectation.

1 1, how annoying! Why do people only see my handsome face, but they don't know that there is a smart brain behind me?

12, often blinded by his handsome eyes, but unable to kiss himself.

13, performance ranking, you are ugly, you rank first, I am handsome and I am free.

14, I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a handsome deskmate with a deep voice and sexy, charming and selfless laughter and love. Unlike my deskmate, she is as stupid as Gua Tian.

15, I am handsome, cool, charming, well-proportioned, handsome, young, rich, smart, lively and lovely, generous and elegant. Extraordinary spirit, the top ten outstanding in the country.

16, I have the handsomeness and wit that I shouldn't have at this age.

17, mosquitoes in summer. I warn you, don't touch my handsome face.

18, don't feel inferior just because you are ugly. For example, I'm not proud of being handsome.

19. If being handsome is a mistake, I'm willing to repeat it.

20. I don't have a story, just because I am handsome, I have surrendered many people.

2 1, you can call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent fools.

22. The weather is fine today. Today is a good day to go out and release your handsomeness.

23. Visiting the Zen master on the mountain one day: Master, people around you are always talking about how to be a handsome boy. Can you give me some advice? The master smiled and took out a mirror. I suddenly realized: Master, you mean you must pay more attention to your image? -The master said: Look in the mirror and you will know what a handsome boy is!

24. It is said that pear blossoms crush Haitang, and people send nicknames like the omnipotent jade-faced dragon, the embodiment of handsome and wisdom, the combination of chivalry and benevolence, and the predecessors are also great.

25. Some people say that I am handsome and I am angry. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, lovely and generous. Did you just call me handsome?

26. No, I want to study hard. I don't want to be said that I live by being handsome.

27. I once took part in a world-wide lying contest and won the first place because I said "I'm not handsome".

28, hey. Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me?

29. You can only get used to a handsome man like me.

30. I admire Madame Curie. She is not disturbed by her beauty, but immersed in her scientific career. Like I am definitely not good at it, she is often carried away by her handsomeness.

3 1, the biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my handsome face.

32. If Shuai Neng were a meal, Ben Shuai Neng could feed 3 billion people.

33. After seeing me, you will suddenly find-ah, handsome can be so single-minded!

34. It is usually 8 yuan to take a taxi to work. After the taxi arrived today, the master simply accepted me 13. It's really a pity. I asked him angrily, why do you want so much! The master was also very excited and answered me loudly-what's the matter with you being so handsome that I charged you five dollars more! What he said is so reasonable that I am speechless.

If there is an afterlife, I hope I will be less handsome and more ordinary.

36. A handsome guy like me was found by the teacher as soon as he was absent from class.

37. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

You must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

39. Others praised me for being too handsome, and I praised others for their good eyesight.

40. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long that a handsome word runs through my life.

4 1, 23 years old, handsome and sober. I studied literature at the age of seven, practiced martial arts at the age of nine, and picked up girls at the age of 12. He knows everything about astronomy and geography above, but little about it below. Every time he goes out for a walk, he often comes back with a beautiful woman and a handsome guy jumps off a building. He is kind-hearted and helpful. When the primary school Chinese teacher explained the meaning of "handsome boy", I was puzzled. My deskmate secretly handed me a small mirror. I took a picture. Oh, suddenly I understand ...

42. I wonder why people always say I am handsome. I'm bored to death!

43. I'm on your list. I don't need to say anything because I'm handsome.

44. Just now, a particularly handsome guy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time. No one broke the peace until my hands were tired. I slowly put down the mirror.

Before you stay with me, you should know one thing. I have nothing but this handsome face.

46. I want to say sorry to my friends around me. Over the years, my handsomeness has brought you a lot of trouble.

47. The last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

48. Without my handsomeness, what would human beings live on?

49. Examination results can widen our distance, but they will never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

50. I've been bearing the handsomeness that I shouldn't have at this age. I'm so tired.