English accounting jokes

In class, the female teacher asked, "Give me freedom or let me die." Who first said this famous saying? Please raise your hand if you know. "

After a long time, a new student from Japan, Yamamoto, replied in broken English:

"1775, Butrick Henry said."

"Very well, then, who said' by the people, by the people and for the people'?"

"1863, abraham lincoln said."

That's right, classmate It was a Japanese student who answered the question just now, but the students who grew up in America couldn't answer it. What a pity! "

"Kill the Japanese!" There is a strange cry in the classroom.

"who! Who said that! " The female teacher flushed with anger.

Yamamoto immediately replied: "1945, President Truman said."

Then someone whispered, "This is disgusting." The female teacher was even more angry.

"Well, who said that! ? "

"199 1, George Bush said when he met with the Japanese Prime Minister." Yamamoto replied.

Another student patted the table and smiled: "Yes! You are really energetic. "

"1997, Bill Clinton told Lansky."

The whole class was in chaos, and some students shouted at Yamamoto: You are soaking shit, and if you dare to speak again, I will kill you. "

"200 1, Gary condit told Revy. (Note: White House intern Revy was murdered in Washington on 200 1. His ex-boyfriend, Democrat condit, was arrested as a suspect)

The female teacher fainted with anger and the students formed a circle around her.

A student said, "Shit, we are in big trouble this time."

"In 2002, arthur anderson said." Yamamoto immediately replied. (Note: Arthur Anderson, one of the top five accounting firms in the United States, went bankrupt in 2002 due to the Enron scandal.)