Jokes about Americans, Japanese and China.

1. An American, a Japanese and an China were all caught by a cannibal tribe while exploring the jungle. But the tribal leader said, "I'm in a good mood today, but you all have to get a hundred boards, but you can have a wish come true before you get a board." The first person to get the board was an American. He said, "Put 10 cushions on my ass before taking the board." The board rained down on the front 70. I managed to use 70 boards, the cushion was smashed, and then there was blood on the board ... After hitting the old American, I left by touching my ass. The Japanese saw it and asked for a 10 mattress, 1, 2, 3... 100. After beating the Japanese, he got up and patted his ass. Then he boasted about his ability of imitation and re-creation with his mouth open, and wanted to sit aside and lie down slowly in China.

I said slowly, "Come on, give me the Japanese summer sleeping mat.

2. A Japanese is eating in a restaurant in China. When the waiter brought a panlong shrimp, the Japanese asked, what should I do with the remaining shrimp shells? ""Of course, "said the waiter." Don't! Don't! Don't! "The Japanese shook his head and said," In Japan, leftover shrimp shells are sent to factories, made into shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in China. "

After a while, the waiter brought another plate of fruit. The Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked, "What should I do with the remaining lemon peel?" "Of course," said the waiter. "no! Don't! No! " The Japanese shook his head and said, "In Japan, the leftover lemon peel is sent to the factory to make fruit treasures, and then sold to you in China."

When checking out, the Japanese chewed gum and asked the waiter with a smile, "What do you do with the leftover gum?" "Of course I threw up," said the waiter. "no! Don't! No! " The Japanese shook his head and proudly said, "In Japan, chewed gum is sent to the factory, made into condoms, and then sold to you in China."

The waiter asked impatiently, "Do you know what to do with used condoms in China?" "Of course I threw it away." Japanese humanity. The waiter shook his head and said, "No! Don't! Don't! In China, used condoms are sent to factories, made into chewing gum and then sold to you.