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What's the stupidest thing you've ever done after drinking and getting drunk?

The stupidest thing I did when I was drunk was to fall and hit my head on the windowsill. Don't drink, and don't drink too much, or you will be easily laughed at.

Avoid drinking and getting drunk:

First, the important way to prevent excessive drinking is definitely to drink less. But it doesn't seem like a good idea. If people who drink too much can control themselves to drink less, it seems meaningless to discuss this topic. However, fundamentally speaking, drinking less and drinking in moderation is the best way to solve excessive drinking. It's hard to achieve, but it's better than letting it go.

Before drinking, put two glasses of water on the table. Drink water frequently after drinking with a small handleless wine cup. When both the host and the guest drink eight points, they can drink water instead.

Third, there is a wine bureau. Eat some fat before you go to the table. Starch food is not easy to get drunk at the bottom.

Fourth, we should master the rhythm of drinking, and don't drink and eat meat in a big bowl like the ancients. After all, it is a story of "if there are similarities, it is purely coincidental". When drinking, be conscious. Don't mix several kinds of wine. Get drunk easily.

If you are drunk, you can drink yogurt or other hangover juice. Learning various hangover remedies is the secret to prevent drinking too much. 6. Pay attention to the difference between medicated wine and other wines when drinking. Medicinal liquor pays attention to curative effect. Don't drink too much, but it must be moderate.