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Grandparents often say: retirement salary is not afraid, you will earn it back if you live a few more years. what do you think?

I think the old people who have this idea are all people with great wisdom.

Like the bank where I work, every year 15-20 is payday. Some retirees earn only one or two thousand yuan, while others earn four or five thousand yuan. If you compare them together, it will definitely make many people feel unbalanced. If you think so, it will be one or two thousand now, and four or five thousand in ten or twenty years. It took four or five thousand people a long time to rise slowly. As long as you are healthy and live a long life, your salary will be higher and higher. If you think like this, your heart will be much more balanced.

Many people always feel that paying social security is not cost-effective. In fact, it is short-sighted. I didn't take this into account. 13 years, just joined the bank. My hometown township government has a policy: you can buy out social security for 60 thousand yuan at a time. When he retires at the age of 60, he can get 800 yuan. At that time, many people didn't believe it and thought it was a lie. Moreover, many people are especially good at accounting, saying that even if it is true, it will take many years to return to the original.

My uncle was moved, so he gave me a special call. I talked to you on the phone for an hour, and finally let my uncle understand how good this policy is. If you miss it, you will definitely regret it later. Uncle still trusted me, so he took out all his only savings of 60 thousand yuan and made this policy.

In the first few years, everyone in the village laughed at my uncle and said that the $60,000 must have been spent on Shui Piao. There are still many people who scold me, saying that it is not good for me to go out to study and cheat the villagers of their money. /kloc-in the second half of 0/5, my uncle was 60 years old and went through the retirement formalities. In the first month, I received 800 yuan truthfully.

Then from 15 to now, it will increase by more than 100 yuan almost every year. The village was bombed, and countless people went to the township government every day to ask if there was such a policy. It's just a pity that the opportunity is only once, and if you miss it, it's really gone.

Uncle has received a pension for six years, and the original 60 thousand yuan has been taken back. Now every extra month's salary is earned. Like the elderly in rural areas, there is no such thing as retirement. As long as they can move, they have to work in the fields. And uncles and aunts, with this pension and a little money from their children every year, can't do anything at all.

Every year when I go back to my hometown for the New Year, my uncle will ask me to go back for a few drinks. He often said that the most correct thing he did in his life was to take my advice and formulate that social security policy. Uncle often shows off in an ostentatious manner, saying that in a few years, when the pension rises to 2000 yuan, he will plant an acre of vegetable fields with his aunt and rent the rest to others.

When I get old, it is particularly important to have a pension. People often ask me if I want to pay social security. I'm not a social security worker. It doesn't matter to me whether you pay or not. But whenever someone asks, I always answer him: if you have the ability, you must pay, even if it is the lowest. Because of the importance of social security, it cannot be described as uneconomical. If someone tells you that you have paid social security, it will take 20 years to get your money back, which is not worthwhile. Then I have to ask you, do you really think you won't live to be 80? Do you really think your life is so short?

I believe everyone wants to live a long life. If you live a long life, have no pension, and your children are not filial, then living is a kind of suffering and misfortune. Social security can guarantee that no matter what happens in the future, you can have a share of money to support yourself. When you can't move in bed, you will find that the "adopted son" of social security is more useful than your own son.