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Talk about QQ space mood! I forgot how beautiful I used to be. I can't swear or hide my knife in my heart.

1, the mobile phone will at least remind me that the battery is low, but you left without saying a word.

2. I studied sacred knowledge, and you actually measured it with scores, which is simply an academic stain! Vulgar!

Don't rob me. Although I can't be coquettish, I can wrestle.

4, usually ignore my love, it turned out that I passed on endless words to others.

5. suddenly knowing that you overestimate your position in others' hearts is like someone slapping you derisively, which is not specific, but it hurts.

6. Everyone has youth, and there is a story behind every youth.

7. The weather is very cold. Put on more clothes. If you are ill, I will feel distressed. To someone I care about.

8. You walked out of my sight, but you never walked out of my thoughts.

9. Is there anyone who once made you crazy, but now he is desperate to forget?

10 in fact, most people have only one chance to stand out from the billions in their lives, and most people have already used it when they form embryos.

1 1, forget how beautiful you used to be, don't swear, don't hide the knife in your smile.

12, it's not easy to cheat if you look good. The invigilator couldn't help looking at it a few more times. No wonder it was often found that year.

13, memories are too painful, just because we met so beautifully.

14. If you miss a bus, you can wait. It may be a lifetime to miss someone.

15, boy, the way to protect girls is the most handsome, the way to kiss girls is the most domineering, and the way he is jealous is the most loving.

16, you made my eyes red, but I smiled and forgave.

17, it turns out that love can make people grow up overnight and instantly understand all love stories from ancient times to the present.

18, others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.

19, I just miss someone who wants to stay up late to chat with me at night, but tries to urge me to sleep.

20. I'd rather be seen as heartless than pitied. There are always more people watching your jokes than caring about you in this world.

2 1, falling in love with someone who can't hug, hold hands or even get close.

22. I am relieved to see that you are not doing well.

23. There is a person in this world who knows that he can't love, but still loves, knowing that he can't wait, but still has to wait.

24. I used to like that you stayed up all night, and your mind was full of you.

25. Many things always feel beautiful when they are not obtained. Only when they are obtained do they begin to understand, and what they get is also lost.

26. No one can bear it for you, and no one can take away your strength!

27. People who care always have a way to poke the pain in one sentence, which will make you feel pain from the heart to the outside.

28. The most useless word in the world is: If, if, I had known.

29. When I met you, my smile was very low. When I left you, I found my tears lower!

30. The words written in the space are not sentimental, memorial or catharsis, but only record some mood and emotion at a certain moment. This kind of thing can't be written after a certain period of time.

I know you won't stay long.

First, [bad heart, bad color, good temperament]

Second, every time I send a picture, someone will leave. What's the matter, cursing others so much?

Third, every winter that you smile through, deep rut marks have become wounds that can never be healed in my heart.

Fourth, is there a person you don't love who is kind to others, and you are unhappy?

Five, after many years, I can wear a delicate makeup and smile properly. My dream now is to return all the pain that weighs on me to those who put arrows behind my back.

6. The elevator is obviously standing. Why do we always say take the elevator?

I forgot how beautiful I used to be. I won't swear or hide a knife in my heart]

8. [He smiled and gave you a knife, but you still smiled and told him it didn't hurt @]

Did anyone hear the sound of heartbreak?

I know you won't stay long.

It hurts to hear his name, and even just thinking about it makes people cry.

Twelve, once made me cry, one day I will say it with a smile.

Thirteen, you still have to be happy, and don't make others cry again.

14. How many scum do you need to know from blue school uniforms to white wedding dresses?

Fifteen, the mushrooms with letters carved on their arms are cool. No matter who you are, you should love deeply.

Sixteen, if the topic causes silence or perfunctory, it means that it has hit a soft spot.

I am definitely not the last person to know that Meijia's clothes say I love Lu Bu.

Eighteen, [the highlight of my dream]

Thank God, I met you in the best years. .

Twenty, "ipartment" let me understand a truth: The stupidest thing in the world is secret love, and the stupidest thing than secret love is mutual secret love.

21. [Don't ask me if it hurts when I'm apart. The big tree stationed in my heart has been uprooted.

Twenty-two, someone asked you if you know what you like to talk about when you break up? Oh, you know you will die. Why are you still alive?

Me: [Why does the noisy crowd suddenly quiet down, and why do you suddenly get choked up when you hear a love song?

24. When all the noise and laughter in the city are zero, can you not leave?

Don't think I know nothing. Actually, I know everything, but I just don't want to say it.

Simply miss QQ space, if we don't hurt each other, tears won't surge.

1. In all the past years, I only remember the beauty you gave me.

2. The so-called flower heart is the feeling of loving bread and wanting to eat cake; The so-called affair is to sneak out of the besieged city and fall into a trap; Romance means that when you buy cabbage for your wife, you will bring back a rose. The so-called kitchen is to walk in front of the red carpet when you get married.

3. You will die when you are young.

4. Some people meet like meteors. In an instant, generate had an enviable spark, but it was destined to pass in a hurry.

The departure of leaves is not the call of the wind, but the abandonment of trees.

6. Swear to tie you up? Promise to give up yourself.

7. When you say forever, you only mean the long term that you will never get.

8. I watched the coast fall and clung to a pillow, where I was lost in dreams. I can't swim out of my memory, but I can't learn how to let go.

9. If your heart is moving slightly, you can't help feeling far away. There is no right or wrong thing. Everything is wrong and can't be chased.

10. The world is so imperfect. What you want, you have to lose.

1 1. The last world covered by misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River is brilliant and grateful, but first, the mountains and rivers are always silent.

12. Learn to smile at people, learn to lick wounds, learn not to care about anything, learn to turn off your cell phone, don't go out, listen to songs at home, write by yourself, don't want to be disturbed, but want to be disturbed, don't care, don't care, but don't want to be indifferent, but love too much, so you can only be invisible on the plane.

13. Even though I know that you may not love me, I still have luck.

14. Actually, I've been waiting for you. When you lean on my shoulder and tell me, will one day your tenderness belong to me? I won't make you sad or cry again!

15. If you know the vicissitudes of life, who will wait for you all your life? If we didn't hurt each other, the tears wouldn't surge.

16. Millennium reincarnation is destined to meet us in this life. A hundred years of practice has made our fate in this life. I want to be with you in this life and know you in the afterlife. I will pray for Venus, the god of love, that we will never be apart.

17. Some loves must coexist peacefully.

18. When tears flow down, I know that separation is another kind of understanding.

19. the wood said to the fire: hug me! The fire embraced the wood, and the wood smiled and turned to ashes! The fire cried! Tears went out by themselves. When wood loves fire, it is doomed to be burned.

20. The fish took the bait because it fell in love with the fisherman, and it was willing to make the fisherman smile with its own life.

2 1. Losing everything is not terrible. I'm afraid we can't resist memories.

22. Love is an illusion that is easily suspected. Once caught, it will disappear automatically.

True love will never have a happy ending, because true love will never end.

First, in fact, you know that any kind of feelings that need your best to please will not last long.

Loving someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a boat at the airport.

Third, some men say that women are beautiful at twenty, strong at thirty, virtuous at forty and moist at fifty; Some women say that men should admire women at the age of twenty, help women at the age of thirty, respect women at the age of forty and reward women at the age of fifty.

A close friend who is far away from you is the most sincere love locked in your heart but farthest apart.

If someone can understand you, even staying in the room with you will be like traveling on the road to the world. People who know you will love you in the way you need; People who don't understand you will love you in the way they need. No matter love or friendship, the ultimate goal is not home, but understanding and tacit understanding.

6. Life is not just waiting for death, good luck will fall from the sky. Even if it's destiny takes a hand, find it yourself. If you work hard or not, the result will be very different. According to my past experience, the harder I work, the more I find. When I get it, I will feel as if everything is predestined. But if you don't work hard, you may get something else, and the result seems doomed. Ten-year Sleeping Movie Dream Ang Lee Biography

Seven, many times we will talk about love, but sometimes everyone has some misunderstandings about love. For example, I insist on giving it to you, which I think is good. I don't think this is love. Maybe it's a concern. This concern must be controlled. I think true love is to give him what he wants after you understand him and accept him. That is satisfaction, that is love.

8. Truth: If Daniel Wu is waiting for your date downstairs, your procrastination will get better soon; If you have a black card with unlimited overdraft, your choice difficulty will be cured immediately; If the golden gold is piled as high as a wall, your intensive phobia will be cured immediately; If someone gives you a two-door villa, your obsessive-compulsive disorder will be cured immediately.

What kind of lover is the best? Not the most handsome, not the richest, not the best at picking up girls. But the one who supports you when you are weak, helps you when you need it, and supports you when you are in pain. Never underestimate the continuous help. No one owes you in this world. I am willing to help you just because I love you. In this life, the person you love most is actually the person you want to call most when you are helpless. Lucci

X Zhang Xiaoxian: People always have expectations for their good friends. They always think that this expectation will last for a lifetime. One day later, everyone took a different road, and their positions and opportunities were different. Two people won't be reluctant to pay each other back, but they can't go back to the best time. I didn't expect the lost moment to be so sad, and I didn't expect to miss you in the future. So I said to myself: Next time, don't give your feelings to others so easily that you won't get hurt. But can it be done?

There are too many things that can't be said in this world. Would you like to go with me? Can you stay? Can you help me? You are very important to me, so I don't want you to go. Finally, I choked and said, it's okay, I can. You can go now. Goodbye, I'm better off alone.

Twelve, in love, waiting for me to come back is the most cruel four words. late autumn

Thirteen, in the embarrassing age of more than 20 years old, all you can do is wrap your coat tightly when the wind blows, keep reading, participate in various activities, recite a lot of words, go to bed early and get up early, and take care of yourself. I hope that no matter which day in the future, I am qualified to stand by you with the most unquestionable attitude.

Fourteen, if one day, I become more indifferent. Please remember that when I needed company, you just said you were busy. If one day, I stop smiling at you. Remember, you never asked me if I was happy.

Fifteen, you stumbled and were covered in injuries, just like the residual makeup you painted for your youth.

16. The luckiest thing is that when I grow up, my parents are still charming, my children want to support them, but my relatives are still there. It's that you meet the person you love, and ta means loving you. Even when you are sad, there are always a few girlfriends who can talk from the heart. That is, when you are in trouble, a phone friend arrives in an instant, but when it rains, you just get home. But now the people you don't rely on are often betrayed, and you have learned to be independent and tenacious in the face of difficulties and abnormal situations.

Seventeen years old, with the simplest life and the most distant dream.

18. The affection between people is like knitting a sweater. When it was built, it was needle by needle, careful and long. When disassembling, unloading is always faster than loading, and throwing is always faster than loading.

Nineteen, the more you grow up, the more you understand that life sometimes really needs to wait. Come if you should, leave if you should, and don't insist or retain. What you can't get through will pass one day, and what you can't get will be given to you in another way one day.

Twenty, the reason should be. Give up everything at will, and the great sacrifice in the future will definitely bring infinite pressure to the other party. Yi Shu's "Red Dust"

2 1. We are all lonely hedgehogs. Only people with the same frequency can see the unknown elegance in each other's hearts. I believe there must be someone in this world who can feel themselves. That person may not be a lover, but he may be anyone, just like in the movie: Henny and Baroma. In the vast world, we will not be lonely because of this precious understanding.

Twenty-two, love and marriage are more shameless than who. At the beginning, those who had true love but dared not express it ruined a batch. After they got together, it was difficult to leave a group because of the opposition of the other family. When we got along, we were embarrassed to apologize to each other for quarreling, and forced to leave a group. In the end, they are the ultimate heroes who are brave, cautious and thick-skinned.

Sometimes, all a person wants is a hand to hold and a heart to feel.

Twenty-four, when the other party needs it most, appearing in front of that person is the most important part of all relationships. Instead of drinking tequila or watching movies.

25. True love will never have a happy ending, because true love will never end.

Twenty-six, there are many things in the world that can be recovered, such as conscience, such as weight; But there are more irreversible things, such as old dreams, such as years, such as feelings for a person. You didn't stop when you felt the most. Then, you don't have to look back to find those feelings scattered on the ground after walking that road together. After all, the road has been repaired.