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Stories about the insurance industry
Dangerous story: the rich and gold
There is a rich man living in a magnificent building. He eats delicious food and wears fine silk, but he is not happy. He always has nightmares every night because he is afraid that if his property is lost, he will lead a poor life.
One morning, when he got up, he heard his father land singing, so he told his father land his trouble. Father Land said, "Then you give me one bag of gold, and I promise to give you five bags of gold when you are sick or encounter other risks, and half a bag of gold every month when you are old." The millionaire agreed. Since then, he has never had nightmares again.
Wealth is important, but it is more important to make wealth and peace.
Insurance story: You are insured.
There is a joke about how the captain of a wrecked ship persuaded several passengers of different nationalities to jump into the sea with lifebuoys. He told the British that it was a sport; It's romantic for the French. Tell the Germans that this is an order; For Americans, make sure you are insured.
In the United States, insurance is an indispensable part of people's lives, whether it is the head of state, celebrity masters or ordinary people. Like diet and housing, it is a necessary part of survival. Life, medicine, house, car, cruise ship, furniture, etc. They are all insured. They are like wooden fences, forming a circle around you.
Modern society is a colorful and diversified society. While enjoying her prosperity and wealth, everyone deeply feels the uncertainty of personal future and the existence of various risks. Buying insurance has become an indispensable choice for most modern people.
Insurance story: cattle and old farmers
An old farmer and a cow were killed in a traffic accident. According to relevant regulations, the old farmer was compensated by 500 yuan. As the article did not specify how much the cow should be compensated, the relevant departments had to compensate 1000 yuan according to the local market price. Cows are worth more than old farmers, which sounds cruel, but such things are not uncommon in China today.
During the exhibition of Pearl Krabs, a precious Japanese animal, and her baby in China, the Japanese Monkey Park insured the insurance company for accidental injury with a total amount of 200 million yen, but none of the employees in charge of raising golden monkeys in China had insurance protection.
In fact, the value of human life is immeasurable, but in the past, when people were still in a state of food and clothing, filling their stomachs was the most important demand. How can we dare to value talk about life? After the reform and opening up gradually enriched the life of China people, a subconscious of self-protection finally began to surge in the minds of China people: the hard-won good days can no longer be wasted, we need to improve the quality of life, and it has gradually become an inevitable choice for many people of insight to buy various forms of insurance for themselves and their families.
In fact, this choice means that we wake up to the value of life: China people's lives are also valuable.
Insurance story: three thousandths of the game
There is a very popular game in a barracks: superior officers call their men 1000 once a year, give them a pistol, and tell them that only three of 1000 pistols are real bullets, so that they can shoot themselves in the head, and the rest can live carefree for the rest of the year. ...
This competition is held once a year. ...
Friend, if you are one of them, do you dare?
Dare you shoot yourself in the head? Once a year?
In fact, in life, all of us unconsciously repeat this game every year: according to the statistics of China's life table, the average annual death rate of China people is three per thousand!
Some people say that the probability of three thousandths is very small, because there are only three people in 1000. Some people say that this probability is very high, because there are only two possibilities for an individual: life or death. So the personal probability is 50%.
What do you think, my friend? Since this is an unavoidable game, why don't we get ready as soon as possible?
Insurance story: the story of farmers
Once upon a time, there was a farmer who had two sons. When the son grew up, he asked his son, "Son, what do you need me to give you?"
The eldest son replied, Dad, will you give me the land at home?
The youngest son replied, Dad, buy me an insurance policy and let me go to school.
After a few years, the farmers' property was burned out, and the eldest son's land was confiscated, while the younger son still lived comfortably because of his good education.
A few years later, the youngest son received insurance money from the insurance company, so that he could continue his studies, but the eldest son's land could never be recovered. He had to work hard in the farmland all his life.
Insurance Story: An Unforgettable Story
Legend has it that three knights crossed the desert at night. In the darkness, a voice ordered them to dismount and fill their pockets with pebbles. They obeyed the order and got back on the horse. The voice said, "When the sun rises tomorrow, you will be happy and sad." At dawn, they took out diamonds instead of pebbles from their pockets. Then they were really happy and sad-happy that they took as much as possible, sad that they didn't take more.
Insurance story: the story of fire hydrant
Mottled old fire hydrant, squatting on the corner alone and helpless, bustling passers-by, no one will spare a look at it, when night falls, it accidentally falls, you will revile it! However, one day, when you pass by the fire site and witness the flames devouring life and property unscrupulously, the most inconspicuous role at ordinary times-fire hydrant has become a life-saving weapon that has attracted much attention. I really hope that such a life-saving god can be placed at my door. In fact, isn't that the definition of insurance in the eyes of ordinary people?
Insurance story: justice and severity
A gentleman helped his wife buy insurance from an insurance company. After signing the contract, he asked the salesman, "If my wife dies tonight, how much can I get?"
The salesman replied, "about twenty years in prison, sir!" " "
Insurance story: military insurance
Mr. Henman was sent to the American Recruit Training Center to sell military insurance. 100% of the recruits who listened to his speech voluntarily bought insurance, and no one has ever had such a high success rate. The training director wanted to know his sales skills, so he quietly came to the class and listened to what he said to the recruits.
"Boys, I want to explain to you the protection brought by military insurance," Henman said. "If there is a war, you are killed, and you bought military insurance before your death, the government will compensate your family for $200,000. But if you don't buy insurance, the government will only pay a pension of $6,000 ... ""What's the use? No amount of money can change my life. " Here's a recruit who said gloomily.
"You are wrong," Henman said kindly. "Think about it. What kind of soldiers will the government send to the battlefield first in case of war? Did you buy insurance or did you not buy insurance? "
Insurance story: lion and mouse
A lion is lying under a tree taking a nap. A mouse came up and asked, "Your Majesty, can I help you?" The lion squinted at the mouse and said, "Ha ha, that's funny. Get out! " "A few days later, the lion was trapped by a hunter and hung from a tree with a rope. Just as he was crying, the mouse ran over and bit the rope with its teeth and let the lion out.
Revelation: A little mouse gives a powerful lion freedom, and sometimes a little investment will bring us happiness all our lives.
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