Ask for super funny jokes (don't be yellow)

Do you have nine forgetfulness characteristics?

1, fell down on the stairs and said it was bad luck. Get up as soon as possible. Looking around, fortunately no one saw it. Suddenly, I found a problem. Was I just going upstairs? Or go downstairs? -_-; ;

2. I got up in the morning and went to the bathroom to wash and brush my teeth, but I just couldn't remember which one my toothbrush was. . . What about the color? . . . There are four toothbrushes, but I just don't know which one to choose. . . Shit. . . I won't brush. . +; ;

3. I went out to school in the morning and suddenly found that I forgot something, so I hurried home. When I got home, I couldn't remember what I had forgotten. I have to take an umbrella at the door. I didn't expect the sky to be clear in Wan Li that day. . . I have been in class all day, and there are no textbooks. . .

I made a phone call to my friend after being bored. When I connected, I found that I forgot which friend I was calling. I have to ask, "Excuse me, who are you?"

The other party: "Then who are you looking for? What a mental derangement! ! ! )"。 . .

Me: "Yes. . . I don't know. . "。 . .

The other party: "-_-; ; ; "。 . . The next day at school, a friend asked me, "Did you call my home yesterday?" . . .

Me: "? . . Really? (It turned out to be your home) ". . .

Friend: "Besides you idiot, who else in this world calls himself and asks who the other person is!" " "

5. Go to the ramen restaurant, and you will find Lamian Noodles when you go out. After eating, I always find that there are 7~8 pieces of pickles in the bowl, only one bite. . .

6. I went to school in the morning, but went home several times. The reason is.

"Mom, my watch."

"Mom, my wallet"

"Mom, my phone."

"Mom ..."

"What's left? ~ ~"

"Mom, today is Saturday, right?"

"yes."

"Then I don't have to go to school today."

"Collapse ..."

7. Take a taxi, and in the middle of the car, I suddenly feel something is wrong. . . Ah. . That's right. . .

"。 . Master. Just now. . I will tell you where to go. "

8. At school, I want to make a phone call and rummage through my schoolbag for my mobile phone. . . I see. Take it out and faint. . . The cordless phone at home! ? ! . . So big. . .

9. After writing the story of the forgotten card, click Close. The system will ask, "Do you want to save it?"

. . . I said "no" happily. . -_-; ; . . .

I had to write it again. . I really want to cut off my finger!