Korean drama terrier joke

1, Wukong: "Master, this is the banana apple I stole."

Pig: "Master, here are two pigs."

Friar Sand: "Master, I still have cabbage here."

Tang Priest: "Where is Bai?"

Wukong: "Did you grab the parking space?"

2. Guanyin said to Venus, "Dear, let's make a bet ~"

Venus said, "OK ~ ~ What if I lose?"

Guanyin said, "If you lose, slap in the face ~". . . .

3. Before Xuanzang went west, he asked the Bodhisattva: What does the Buddha look like? The Bodhisattva smiled and said: Buddha is impermanent, but if there is "a face like a full moon, a bald head and a wide mouth, a full figure and a magic weapon in hand", it must be a Buddha.

Xuanzang wrote it down silently. When he arrived in Tianzhu, he looked around for people with the above characteristics. If he did find it, Xuanzang stepped forward excitedly and bowed down. Excuse me, is it the Tathagata? The other party said: I am a robot cat!

One day, Apple said to people, "Bite me, bite me." Everyone was surprised and asked, "Why?"

Apple said, "I don't want to be mixed up in the fruit industry."

Then everyone bit him.

Then Apple said happily: I can finally get mixed up in the it field.

5, Qingming Temple Fair, a big brother selling belts shouted at the top of his lungs: beef tendon belt, beef tendon belt, painstakingly researched and developed by Oxford University in the United States for ten years, spent countless efforts, and didn't buy regrets for ten yuan!

6. The emperor had just opened for several sessions, and suddenly he had a stomachache and was depressed. He complained loudly, "Which one of you is worse off than me, who always has diarrhea?"

A minister stood up and replied, "I'm worse off than you."

Seeing someone answer, the emperor said impatiently, "who are you?" Why are you unlucky than me? "

The minister smiled and said, "I'm used to rarity."

7. One morning, Tang Priest woke up and found the Monkey King dead, so he asked Friar Sand and Bajie, who were crying silently, "How did the Monkey King die?" (Friar Sand has tears in his eyes) "Master, you talked in your sleep last night and read spells all night ..."

8. There is a male deer. He walked faster and faster, and finally became a road (deer). ..

9. Two bananas are walking in the street in tandem. The first one suddenly said, it's too hot. I'm going to take off my coat, and then the last one slipped.

10 Once upon a time, there was a lamb. One day, he went out to play and met a wolf.

The wolf said, "I will eat you!" " ! ! "

Guess what?

As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.

1 1. Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid.

Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, well, let me question you.

Squid said happily, cuff it!

Then the man roasted the squid. ..

12, a day in the snack street.

Find a store that sells egg towers

Every one looks delicious. I want to buy one to try.

I asked the clerk: Is this sold separately?

Shop assistant: No, it's Japanese.

13 has grenades.

One day it was finished.

Clean its teeth.

Suddenly I found a thorn between my teeth.

It's hard to pull out.

..... it exploded. ....

One day, God met three ghosts. The three ghosts said they wanted to go to heaven, but God told them that the residents in heaven were full, and there was only one place for them to tell how they died. The person who dies the worst will go to heaven.

So the first ghost began to say:

I used to be a cleaner and worked hard every day. One day I cleaned the glass outside the window of XX Company, 30th floor! I was almost scared to death, so I found a rope to tie myself up. Who knows, I slipped and fell at my feet. I thought I was going to die, but I just grabbed a bamboo pole. It's thirteen stories high. I'm going to climb in from someone's balcony and go downstairs. I just wanted to go in. I don't know who broke my hand, but I fell again. Fortunately, I didn't die. I fell on someone's tent. My legs are weak with fear, and I just want to get down from the tent.

The second ghost said:

I'm a clerk with a good salary, but I have a heart problem, but I have a beautiful wife, just a little easy virtue. One day, I just got home and saw her disheveled and disheveled hair. I flew into a rage and immediately looked for her in the whole family to find out the adulterer, but I couldn't find her for a long time. I thought there should be no place to hide in my house. As soon as I got to the balcony, I saw a man hanging from my balcony with a bamboo pole. I thought: now you are finished. I broke her hand and the boy was lucky enough to fall into the tent and not die. He tried to climb down, so I grabbed a refrigerator and smashed it in a hurry before killing him. Seeing him dead, I kept laughing with joy. As a result, I had a myocardial infarction and died laughing.

The third ghost said:

I used to be a hooligan. One day, I met a beautiful woman who took a fancy to me and took me home. Just now ... her husband came back and I thought I was dead ... fortunately, her refrigerator was big enough, so I hid in it. Later, somehow, her husband threw the refrigerator from the thirteenth floor and I fell to my death. ........

15. Why are Sichuanese not afraid of spicy food?

When I see cockroaches, I am not afraid to eat spicy food. ........

16。 One day, a man met God. ..

God suddenly kindly gave the man a wish.

God asked …

Do you have any wishes …

The man wanted to think. ...

I heard that cats have nine lives. ...

Then please give me nine lives. ..

God said, ..

Your wish has come true. ...

One day, that man was idle and bored …

I want to say die. ...

There are nine lives anyway

Lying on the tracks ...

As a result, a train passed by. ...

That man is still dead ...

Why is this?

Because that train has 10 cars …

17, Jen told Ah Gou ... I kicked you in today's exam ... You have to take a look at me ... It's time for the exam ... Jen kicked Ah Gou ... Ah Gou replied ... Meow ~ ~

18, Daming's wife is going to have a baby

Daming is waiting anxiously outside the delivery room.

Suddenly, Daming heard a "wow"

After that, a nurse came out with her child in her arms.

Daming hurriedly asked if it was a man or a woman.

The nurse said, "Guess."

"male?"

"No."

"Woman?"

"You are so smart. You guessed it in two strokes. "

19, there is a snack bar selling jiaozi without business.

So she went to ask the teacher what to do.

The Lord said, you have to find a fresh corpse and wrap its meat into jiaozi.

Then sell it so that business will be good, but tell their family not to eat this kind of jiaozi, or something will happen.

The boss tried it and the effect was really good.

So she went looking for the body again.

The next day, her son will bring a lunch.

But he couldn't find it, so he went to the refrigerator to look for it.

Found a lunch box. He thought it was his and took it away.

Unexpectedly, jiaozi was left by his father in the box.

He held it up at noon to watch the next jump.

The cross in the morning is 10. Why did it suddenly become five?

He tried to put the lid on again, then opened it, and it became two again!

You know why?

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Because jiaozi stuck to the lid.

20. Two jellyfish collided at the seaside.

Jellyfish A: "What the hell! You can't swim with your eyes! 」

Jellyfish B: "What are eyes? 」

Jellyfish A: "I don't know. He called me the last time I bumped into someone. 」

Jellyfish B: "Oh! That's right! 」