A joke that can make us happy.

Part One: Recalling the past, Redmi, pumpkin soup, a wife and a group of children.

Part two: Look at the present, white rice, turtle soup, a child and a bunch of wives.

Horizontal batch: keep pace with the times

Part one: I am crazy for you, tired for you, and bear all the sins for you.

Part II: Die for you, be crazy for you, and hit the wall for you.

Horizontal criticism: crazy about love

The first part: boys, girls, poor scholars, endless.

The second part: first love, passionate love, extramarital love, reluctant to part.

Horizontal criticism: there is no love in life

Part one: The person I love has been taken away.

Bottom line: People who love me are terrible.

Horizontal batch: 1, a buddy has a new girlfriend, and we are all surprised!

Because he has always been uninterested in women and doesn't like love.

We asked the reason and said, "It's so hot that gentlemen are embarrassed to take an umbrella when they go out."

Worship! What a classic answer

I made out with my boyfriend last night. He asked me if I was wearing a condom. I actually said, "Of course. I don't want to get pregnant again! "

The atmosphere froze in an instant. How can I say, "Here we go again! Here we go again! "

There is a new male colleague in the company. At first glance, he is an honest man. He was obviously nervous when he introduced himself!

The male colleague introduced himself: "Hello everyone, I'm Gou, naked."

The voice just fell and the whole company burst into laughter!

My husband and I went shopping the other day.

Because my husband was afraid of the heat, he went straight to the freezer after entering the supermarket.

The freezer is significantly cooler! My husband shouted to me loudly: "Wife, come and have fun!" " ! "

People around us are looking at us and laughing. I am so embarrassed! !

We boys chatted in the dormitory last night, and unconsciously talked about physiological knowledge.

A buddy suddenly asked, "Do you think there are men with two balls in this world?" ! "

As soon as the voice just fell, our dormitory was silent, and the others were afraid to speak!

We exchanged messages: "Shall we tell him the truth?"

Will he change his outlook on life and values after telling him the truth?