Happy baby children joke

1, mother told Pippi to get up: "Get up quickly! The rooster has crowed several times! " Pippi said, "What does cock crow have to do with me? I am not a hen! "

Dad told his daughter that she was often hungry when she was a child. After hearing this, the daughter had tears in her eyes and asked sympathetically, "Oh, Dad, did you come to our house because you didn't have food?"

Tong Tong asked his mother, "Why do you call Mr. Jiang your ancestor?" Mother said, "Because ancestors are the names of the dead." Tong Tong said: "Will those dead grandmothers be called' fresh milk'?"

4. Mom often says to Xiaomei, "You can't swing in a skirt, or the little boy will see the underwear inside!" One day, Xiaomei said happily to her mother, "Mom, I played on the swing with Xiaoming today, and I won!" " "Mother said angrily," didn't I tell you? Don't put on a skirt! " Xiaomei said proudly, "But I'm so smart! I took off my underwear so that he couldn't see my underwear! "

5. My daughter is curious about her navel and asks her father. Dad briefly talked about the reason why the umbilical cord connects the fetus and the mother. He said that after the baby left his mother, the doctor cut the umbilical cord and tied a knot, which later became the navel. The daughter said, why doesn't the doctor tie a bow?

6. One day, Xiaoming and his father went out to play. When it was time for dinner, his father took him to the door of a small restaurant. Xiaoming won't go in anyway. His father asked him why. Xiaoming pointed to the sign in front of the restaurant and said, "I don't want to eat urine fried rice." The original sign said "Fried light rice."