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New story: Why is the tortoise's shell not smooth?
As for why the tortoise shell is not smooth, we can design several different types of people to explain the subjective and objective problems.
1 If the skater walks smoothly on the ice in winter, the turtle shell will easily fall off. It doesn't matter if they break the turtle shell. What if they hit the child? Even if they can't hit the children, it's not good to hit these plants. . . .
Biologists should be like this from the perspective of biology, heredity, physiological structure and so on. . .
What do you think from the fact that tortoise shells are not smooth? Tortoise shell? No, no, this is actually an illusion. We can infer the motivation of the tortoise from the tortoise shell, and we can also infer the motivation of the little tortoise and the old tortoise. .
Mathematicians, how much is an unequal tortoise shell multiplied by an irregular tortoise shell plus an unsmooth tortoise shell? The classmate will answer.
The fairy tale writer tortoise said to the plastic surgeon, please grind my shell in order to run past the rabbit once. If you want a pair of colors, you'd better pad the spine a little higher. .
Zhao Benshan, I know who you are when you wear a vest.
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