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The story of a sock, the first grade composition

Writing is a comprehensive training of words, phrases, sentences and paragraphs, which reflects each student's cognitive level and writing ability. The following is a story of a sock selected for everyone. Welcome to read it.

1. A smelly sock

Xiao Ming is a famous careless in our class. Every exam is either missing a topic or writing wrong words ... Because he is careless, he also makes a lot of big jokes!

One morning, the sun was shining on his ass, but Xiao Ming was lying in bed, still dreaming his big dream in the spring and autumn! When Xiao Ming woke up, it was 7: 3, and his mouth suddenly opened into a "" shape. Xiao Ming went to wash his face and brush his teeth quickly. He remembered that the teacher said he would bring a handkerchief. He took something casually, stuffed it into his pocket and ran to school like lightning.

Xiao Ming came to school and was just about to enter the classroom. Xiaohong, a student on duty, stopped Xiao Ming and said, "Xiao Ming, you didn't bring a handkerchief yesterday, and your class was penalized. The teacher said I didn't take care of it. Did you bring a handkerchief today? " Xiao Ming said, "Don't look at people under the door-you look down on people. Last night, I specially asked my mother to spray perfume on her handkerchief. If you don't believe me, smell it. Is it fragrant? Xiao Ming tilted his head and took something out of his pocket, dangling it under Xiaohong's nose and saying, "Is it fragrant?" Xiaohong covered her nose and said, "This is not a handkerchief! It's obviously a smelly sock! " Hearing this, Xiao Ming looked back and turned his mouth into a "" shape again. Xiao Ming was puzzled. He touched the back of his head and thought, "Why did you take out a sock when you put in a handkerchief?"

The students burst into laughter when they saw it. Some covered their stomachs, some got under the table, and some tears of laughter flowed down ... The laughter of the students almost overturned the roof. Xiao Ming's face looks like a roasted lobster, and he can't wait to get into the cracks and hide.

2. A broken sock

One morning, when the little girl Honghong was putting on her socks, she found a hole in her socks and shouted, "Mom, come and have a look! My socks have a hole!" Mother looked at it carefully and said, "Red, this pair of socks has been worn for a long time, and some threads have fallen off, so there is a hole. Just sew it and you can wear it." Hong Hong said with annoyance, "Why don't you throw away your socks? I want to wear new socks." Mother said, "Thrift is a virtue. You can sew and mend worn-out clothes and socks before you can wear them again. Red, when you grow up, you should know how to save. " Honghong blushed and said shyly, "I was wrong." When HongHong got up, she took out the needle and thread and sewed the hole stitch by stitch. Broken socks can be worn, and Honghong smiled with her mother.

3. Confessions of a smelly sock

I am a poor smelly sock, which was mercilessly abandoned by my master. Alas, am I so useless? No! I will be valuable.

Maybe, on some summer nights, mosquitoes are humming and dancing happily, ready to suck on people. Just when they got carried away, I immediately used my unique skill to give off a foul smell. Mosquitoes were immediately smoked and dizzy, and they fell down one after another and couldn't get up again.

maybe, one day, a male fly saw me. It said excitedly, "Oh, how delicious this sock smells. I'll use it as a house to marry the bride." A group of female flies knew the news, and you chased me here. They performed their talents in front of the male fly and wanted to marry it. Do they really like this male fly? No, in fact, this male fly is very ugly. They just want to be the hostess of my luxurious villa.

Maybe the boss who sells stinky tofu put white and tender tofu in my stomach. In a short time, the white and tender tofu has turned into black and smelly stinky tofu, which makes people drool. Everyone is scrambling to buy stinky tofu, but they don't know that the delicious food they like is actually produced in my stinky socks factory!

now, you finally know how great my smelly socks are.

4. A sock

One morning, the sun had risen as high as ever, and Tintin was still fast asleep in bed. Suddenly, Tintin's little alarm clock rang and woke Tintin who was sleeping. He got up and saw that there was only one sock left. Tintin looked for it and shouted, "Mom, Mom, my other sock is missing." Mother took a sock to Tintin's room and said, "Tintin, you watched TV in my room last night and left this sock there. You must go to bed early tonight."

In the evening, when Tintin got home, he began to do his homework. When he finished his homework, he ate. At 8 o'clock, Tintin immediately went to bed.