What interesting things happened to you on your wedding night?

I did a lot of things on my wedding night, but there is one thing I will never forget.

Marriage is one of the three happy events in life, and it is something that one must experience. Very unforgettable, very happy, very happy, but also very tired. I feel paralyzed after a busy day of socializing. You can fall asleep standing without a bed.

Married in my hometown. There were still a lot of people that day, about 300 people, and there were more than 30 tables for dinner alone. We have a rule there, that is, at each table, the couple must propose a toast, and it is still two rounds. The most irritating thing is that some old people don't drink, so let me take it. They drank more than a kilo of white wine that day and felt groggy.

Of course, relatives and friends still need money, and the wedding banquet can't be drunk for nothing. Some people drink, don't give red envelopes, and like to eat sugar. My wife has to peel it herself. The sweetest feeling is celebration. Some paid 50 yuan, which was not enough. They continue to let them drink, eat sugar and pay. To tell the truth, they were really happy that day and were blessed by so many people.

A group of friends came and insisted on making trouble in the bridal chamber. In various ways, we all laughed and cried. What's the matter? "Jujube is eaten by two people", "There is an onion in the bottle, and two people should take it out with their tongues", "Love apples", "High-heeled glass of wine", "Three inches of golden lotus" and "There is love in spring". I really admire their talent and come up with so many ideas.

After a busy day, I sent my relatives and friends away. Then I remembered that it was my cousin's bed. The bed of the new house is covered with longan, jujube, peanuts and sunflower seeds, but it is also quite skillful. I put a few words, "Give birth early." I can't bear to destroy such a beautiful thing because they have worked hard.

To be honest, I was worried that day, too. Why? Because we got married in Fengzi, I was really afraid that something would happen in the middle, but it has been five months, and most people understand that there is no excessive noise, just to celebrate. If it is really as barbaric as some places, my wedding that day will be ruined and I can only go to the hospital. I really appreciate the blessings of my relatives and friends, understanding me and blessing me.

After the bed is fixed, we don't want to destroy those big characters. Although we are tired, we are all happy. After several years of love, I finally got the result. I was excited and excited, and I was not sleepy at all. We sat on the bed and talked while eating. When we were free, the two of us began to sort out the money, including five dollars, ten dollars, red envelopes and big plates. We eat retail and arrange red envelopes, and we feel very happy. This is the blessing of relatives and friends. Although it is not much, it is love that condenses. It takes a lifetime to care for our hearts.

After midnight, I was so sleepy that my wife fell asleep. I looked at her. Such a beautiful and kind woman entrusted her life to me, with a full face of fatigue and happiness. I must be kind to her and not let her down. This is also the biggest motivation for my struggle.

After three years of marriage, feelings are still as harmonious as before. Although we quarrel occasionally, I think it's normal. It's normal for couples to quarrel. The key is to treat them with an inclusive heart.

Haha's laughter ... it's killing me.

First marriage, silly, now I want to laugh when I think about it.

On the night of the wedding, I sent away my guests and friends, leaving only us, staring at each other. I only feel that her eyes are shining, and I am also eager for love! Sure enough, she said, "Honey, it's just you and me. Is it time to get down to business? " When I heard this, I was in a good mood and thought, "How thoughtful!" , quickly say "good good!" Then she quickly took off her vest and prepared to go down. Who knows she shouted, "bad guy, what are you doing! ! "I saw her face flushed and said," I asked you to count today's red envelopes. What are you thinking, you pervert! ! ! ! "

"Ah ~ ~" My heart is screaming!

This matter, until now, she still remembers it and always takes it out to laugh at me.

This is what my first girlfriend told me about her wedding night.

We have kept in touch for more than ten years. Every contact is like an endless topic of first love, the first hand holding, the first hug, the first kiss, the first XX…… ..............................................................................................................................................

It was a few days after she got married. I called to wish her a happy wedding! She always jokes that I'd better forget the past and talk about the past. I feel very guilty after listening to it. I have no choice. I still have to live. Seeing the chat was a little sad, I asked with malicious intent, "How was my husband on our wedding night?" And "not as good as you." So she began to tell me about her wedding night.

This day is very lively. Many people attended the wedding, and friends, relatives and girlfriends basically came. They played a very interesting dragon, the Dragon Ball, and their faces turned red at that time. It was his friend who made trouble for the bride and the wedding room again. Finally made her feel uncomfortable. After the husband and mother-in-law sent the guests away, only one girlfriend stayed with her. This best friend also drank some wine and fell asleep unconsciously on the wedding bed. She didn't have the courage to wake her up! By the time all the guests were sent away, it was dark. Her husband was drunk, too, and fell on the bed in his room, shouting, "I'm exhausted. My daughter-in-law will wait on me." Just lying on his girlfriend, she woke up in an instant and pushed him under the bed. Laugh at me and say, "Look at you two, like a couple." My husband suddenly woke up and said, "What the hell, why did you marry two?" . I said, "I think you are beautiful. This is my best friend. She has been with me all day, unlike you who have been drinking all day and have long forgotten your wife. " So, I left him hanging there and sent my best friend away. When I come back, my beautiful new house will become a dump. He threw up all over the bed, which made me sick. Finally, my mother-in-law's father-in-law cleaned it up. On the first night of our wedding, I slept with my mother-in-law, and the room smelled of alcohol ... food ... and I couldn't get in at all. ...

Ha ha. Make me laugh! It is worth a thousand dollars to have a spring night. If I had known I was going to accompany you, I would have left the bride alone. "Please come. If you don't come, you will accompany me and watch my jokes." She said angrily!

This is their wedding fun! I wish them a hundred years of harmony!

What interesting things happened on the wedding night? I can say that one thing kept me busy all night!

When I got married, I was 30 years old and still in the army. The wife is the "peacock girl" now.

At that time, I was not only poor, my parents were in the countryside, and no one in the city helped me get married. Simply discuss with your girlfriend and get married in your hometown.

It was a summer day. We walked into the village and the street corner was crowded with people. Everyone came to see that Liu Jiatong had found a girl in a skirt. The so-called "wearing a skirt" is a city girl. At that time, rural people were feudal and did not wear skirts. The boys' hearts flew out when they saw their daughter-in-law wearing a skirt with big white legs.

This beauty in my heart! Just forget it． My height is 1 m 75, and I feel 1 m 85.

Back home, seven aunts, eight aunts, relatives and friends came. Seven or eight brothers waited on me and set the table in the yard until four o'clock in the afternoon.

After the guests left, the two brothers began to drink, perhaps happily, until ten o'clock in the evening. Uncle and uncle are experienced people, and it's not too late to know. Come and call your sons away one by one, and the other two drunkards won't leave until twelve o'clock.

The guests have left, and I'm getting drunk. As soon as I got into bed, I saw a spider on the roof, climbing up along the silk hanging on the spider's web. As soon as I climbed up, a gust of wind blew and the spider fell with a whoosh. Then the spider turned over and climbed up again. Over and over again, up and down ...

It's like this, my eyes are fixed on it. The bride asked, "What are you doing?"

I said where the spider was tossing, and the bride looked at it and said, "What does it have to do with you?"

I really can't concentrate with this spider. So, I found a stick and knocked the spider unconscious. But half of the cobwebs hang down and the sticks can't reach them. The wind blows, the cobwebs sway, and then I go to the yard to find something to poke down. I didn't find anything. Come back and keep staring at it. ...

The bride asked, "Why bother if you don't sleep?"

My wife doesn't know, I have obsessive-compulsive disorder, and it's very serious! If I can't get rid of this wandering spider web tonight, I won't do anything.

So I went out to borrow a ladder from my uncle's house. Uncle asked, "What do you need a ladder for at night?"

I said, "Leave it alone."

My uncle stared at me for a long time without blinking.

Come back, the bride held the ladder, and I climbed up and down. That's enough, it's over!

But not the wedding night, but after the thank-you banquet of the unit.

Because I married in the northeast and worked in Beijing. So after the wedding, we went back to Beijing and invited our colleagues. After the thank-you banquet, the leading teacher left first, and then colleagues left, blessing, blessing ... In a short time, the rest were young people who had a good time.

Because I have been looking forward to this wedding for a long time and finally got what I want, so my friends are happy for us. I still remember that I drank a little too much at that time, but I still suggested singing in KTV next to the hotel and continuing to Hapi, Hapi.

Answer every call.

In fact, before I went to KTV, I began to feel dizzy and the ceiling turned. But I feel very happy today! Girl, I finally got married! I still have so many good friends with me! So my husband and I ordered a few dozen more beers and continued to have fun.

Then, as expected, I fell down, and so did my husband … But his wine was excellent. He had been sleeping silently, and he just wanted to wake up.

I'm different. I'm getting more and more excited

When I fell asleep, I was fine. When I wake up, I jump up and down like a monkey, and I have to hug one by one and speak my mind, just like a mental retardation.

"Elder sister, it's good to get married! Hurry up, too! "

"Brother, thank you for your support! Three more cups! "

Then I fell down, and my daze elder sister induced me to vomit and gave me a massage to relieve my hangover. ...

When I woke up for the second time, I improvised a spicy girl version of Compendium of Materia Medica, interspersed with various RAP raps …

During the period, I also robbed some dolls caught by my friends … I will cry if I don't give them to me …

Of course, it was my second day at work, and they called me to the darkroom to tell me. He also showed me a tape of me being drunk and crazy, claiming that it was a public punishment for me.

Since then, among these good friends, there has been such a rule:

Never let me touch a drop of wine at dinner again! ! !

Absolutely! ! !

Also, they said: I just learned yesterday that you are heavier … heavier … heavier … heavier … heavier …

My daughter-in-law and I met on a blind date and spent a month together. I am honest, I have never been in love, and I have never been out to play. I am a standard virgin and a recruit.

After seeing the guests off, I was particularly uneasy, a little excited and a little expecting. Then he said to his daughter-in-law, let's sleep!

I was a little unhappy when I found out my daughter-in-law was not a virgin. Maybe my daughter-in-law also found my abnormality and explained it to me briefly, saying it was for my first boyfriend.

Water under the bridge, but I have to admit. Later, desire prevailed over reason. Later, I was completely relieved. It's embarrassing to think about it now! ! !

I will never forget our wedding night in my life. I married the teacher's daughter. She is very beautiful. I really feel that I have found the treasure of my life. The wedding was a great success, and the leaders of both units came. I drank a lot that day. At night, I was carried away by alcohol and dizzy. Next, my buddy made trouble in the bridal chamber and I fell asleep. At that time, the wedding room was provided by the unit, just one room. Dude, I fell asleep and dispersed in a hubbub. Next is my real wedding night with my daughter-in-law. I was excited, but I was stupid. When I first came into contact with women, I didn't understand. My daughter-in-law is stupid and doesn't understand. I thought sleeping together was husband and wife. As a result, my wife and I spent the night without sex on our wedding night. It was really stupid. At dawn, my daughter-in-law also told me that I will be your person in the future, and you should treat me well for a lifetime. On the first day of chatting with my buddy, he laughed out of breath and said he had never seen such a stupid groom. After the guidance of friends, we spent the real wedding night in the evening. I will never forget such an experience. Thanks for reading.

Remember to go home from the hotel and my mother-in-law will help us clean the room. Many people come to the room to play during the day, but no one comes to the bridal chamber to make trouble. Then after we took a shower and went back to our room, my mother-in-law said, lock the door now and don't let you go out!

Then we count the money. After calculation, we said we would save all our money tomorrow and leave some money for our honeymoon for a few days. We've never traveled before!

Later, watching TV, my husband hugged me and cried. He said, wife, I will love you all my life! We have been in love for more than three years and have been together all the time, but this time it will be different. This will be true together, and this is legal. I cried when I saw him cry!

Now that my child is over four years old, my husband is still very kind to me. He really loves me, and I love him too! The best thing I should do in my life is to be his wife!

When my husband and I got married, we were together before marriage, just like most post-80 s and post-90 s, but we have been in different places. Preparations were made before and after the wedding, and my husband did not come back until three days before the wedding. We haven't seen each other for more than half a year, and it happens that I have a holiday. Let's just say we should save our wedding night, haha.

We did it in the country. Although it was a lively day, no one made a fuss about the new house. My parents and relatives came, so I was bored that night and arranged for everyone to play mahjong. My husband and I don't like playing mahjong. My sister's son is three years old. I worked in Shenzhen before I was two years old, with my mother. That boy is very close to me and keeps asking me to hold him. I haven't seen him for more than half a year. I have no choice but to sleep with me at night. I had to take him back to his new home. After a while, I was hurried, and then I went to ask my mother to take the baby away. As a result, I didn't sleep well and refused to go. I fell asleep after midnight. I don't know when the baby was taken away by the mother. My husband, impatient husband and I were the only people left on our wedding night. Later, my mother always joked with them that my husband ran to ask her to come and hold the baby many times.

I have a colleague, a 78-year-old man, who is honest and can bear hardships. After coming home from work, he has to raise pigs and feed cows. It's hard, but his life in our small place is not bad. I got married in 2000, and when I come back to work after marriage, my colleagues sometimes make fun of him. On one occasion, several people chatted with each other. I don't know who said that a woman met Hong for the first time, but he heard it. He seemed curious and asked many questions. At first, we thought that his wife might not see red on her wedding night, so we teased him. He said, it was not that she didn't see red, but that she saw red for seven days and seven nights in a row. ...........

I wish my honest and hardworking colleagues a better life! ! !