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"Get ready tonight, I'm going to the party, lest someone think I'm afraid of her! You are still at work, go on, goodbye! "
After Su Xiaoxiao went upstairs to tidy up, she immediately saw a woman in front of the TV in her living room.
With a whitening mask on my face, doing difficult yoga moves and watching an idol drama replayed at eight o'clock, I don't know which one says I can't do it at once. When I see this woman in front of me, you will know that three things can come true at the same time.
Su Xiaoxiao rushed into the bathroom after practicing yoga, took a nice bath, drank a glass of milk and slept in the bed. She will appear in front of everyone in the most perfect posture tonight.
When I woke up, Su Xiaoxiao looked at it. It is already five o'clock in the afternoon.
"Oh, it's too late. Hurry to Xiaomei's house. "
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"Xiaomei, how is it going? Good-looking? " Su Xiaoxiao changed into the most expensive blood-red ultra-short fur coat in Huang Xiaomei, wearing a crystal necklace from Qi Haoran Flower1300,000 to Huang Xiaomei on her chest, holding more than 300,000 expensive bags in her hand and wearing150,000 brand shoes on her feet. A head of naturally curly hair spread out from the middle to both sides, with delicate makeup, which made Huang Xiaomei stunned.
"good-looking! Very small, really. ...
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