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After Eight-Nation Alliance invaded China and Cixi fled, what joke did she make?

1900, Empress Dowager Cixi somehow declared war on eleven powerful countries in the world. Her courage is commendable, but she lacks confidence and the Qing army is vulnerable. Soon after Eight-Nation Alliance went to Beijing, Empress Dowager Cixi saw that the situation was wrong and ran away with the foot oil of Emperor Guangxu. At the same time, she issued imperial edicts to provincial government officials, demanding diligent king.

Government officials in the southeast of the Qing Dynasty were not interested in the imperial edicts of Empress Dowager Cixi. Especially the old man Li Hongzhang, and the governors in the southeast set up the Southeast Mutual Insurance Group. Li Hongzhang led the group. He said that the Great Qing Dynasty was finished. If we fight foreigners with Empress Dowager Cixi, it will be mutually assured destruction. Only by protecting and preserving the southeast can we leave a little hope for the nation. At the same time, Li Hongzhang worried that he would be killed by Empress Dowager Cixi in the future. He also publicly stated that the imperial edicts issued by the court were not issued by Empress Dowager Cixi and Emperor Guangxu, and court affairs were controlled by the Boxer Rebellion, so there was no need to abide by them.

After Li Hongzhang sent a message in the group, Liu Kunyi, Zhang Zhidong and other southeast bosses praised Li Hongzhang in succession. As a result, they took the initiative to negotiate with Eight-Nation Alliance and signed it? Southeast mutual insurance? The agreement shows that the southeast provinces are not involved in this turmoil, and Empress Dowager Cixi plays with foreigners! At the same time, government officials in the southeast provinces also discussed that if Empress Dowager Cixi and Emperor Guangxu were executed by Eight-Nation Alliance, Li Hongzhang would be appointed as the president to deal with the aftermath.

Soon after, Empress Dowager Cixi and Emperor Guangxu went west and disappeared without a trace, which worried Eight-Nation Alliance Commander-in-Chief Wa. He is still waiting to find the culprit, Empress Dowager Cixi, not only to make her accept punishment, but also to knock a large sum of money from her. So Valdez found a group of southeast bosses such as Li Hongzhang and asked them to hand over Empress Dowager Cixi. Li Hongzhang and a bunch of bosses told Waders with a puzzled face that they didn't know where the old lady had gone. Wadesi stubbornly said:? I know that Empress Dowager Cixi is in your place, and she is in Li Hongzhang's bed! ?

Hearing this, Li Hongzhang and a group of bosses laughed directly. They said to Wadesi: This is no joke. Don't talk nonsense without evidence. Please show me your evidence. ? So, Wadesi presented the evidence? The New York Times, an old newspaper two years ago, recorded that Guangxu, the young emperor of the Qing Dynasty, was deeply depressed and angry because his mother Empress Dowager Cixi married Li Hongzhang, the most prestigious politician in the Qing Dynasty, on the morning of1September 22, 898. Later, the newly married couple went to Tianjin for their honeymoon by train. In order to prevent others from following, they also demolished the railway along the way. They had a good time in Lushun Port. It is said that their purpose is not only to avoid the embarrassment of Guangxu, but also to eliminate Rong Lu's anger. Although Empress Dowager Cixi was pregnant with Rong Lu's child twice, she eventually became a private treasure of Li Hongzhang?

The princes in the southeast were dumbfounded after reading the newspaper, and explained to Wades that the contents in this newspaper were sheer nonsense, and Empress Dowager Cixi was really missing. Finally, Wadesi left in confusion. It would be great if the bosses in the southeast saw that Empress Dowager Cixi had disappeared. They simply studied the western democratic system and elected Li Hongzhang as the president. As a result, everyone began to vote, but when they were voting, a big news suddenly broke out? Empress Dowager Cixi has returned to the rivers and lakes, and now she is running wildly on the road in Shaanxi.

Li Hongzhang cried when he heard the news. The president not only lost his life, but also was branded as a traitor to the country. Who did this to provoke? How could he be so unlucky? Such a farce ended in irony.