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1. Everyone's life is 1 book, others' is a happy life, and mine is a complete collection of jokes.

2. "What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken?" "I just passed the bus, but I was squeezed into it."

My husband and I have a very good relationship. Every night when we sleep, he will use his arm as a pillow and hug me tightly to sleep. Then came scapulohumeral periarthritis. I have cervical spondylosis.

I went to get the courier, but I can't find it. I turned around and asked, Are you a small item?

After years of continuous efforts, I finally changed from an ignorant teenager to an ignorant youth.

6. "Is the doctor there?" "Yes, what can I do for you?" "My dad went to see you the day before yesterday and was unhappy when he came back, saying that the reason was that the shorts were too high." "I said cholesterol is too high!"

7. During the operation, the doctor asked me whether it was general anesthesia or semi-anesthesia, and I said it should be slightly spicy.

8. Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend sitting in the back seat of a battery car, holding her current boyfriend's waist, shivering with cold. I raised my mouth, smiled smugly and got on the warm bus.

9. I sat next to a girl on the train. She was cute, so I went up to chat up and decided to start with the constellation. "Well, which seat are you in?" The girl looked at me and said, "You are blind, hard seat!" "

10. We don't know each other, but you can take money to befriend me.

1 1. My idea is simple. Make more money and find someone who loves me because of my money, instead of simply looking at my kindness, integrity and beauty.

12. Every time I don't want to study, I tell myself in the mirror that if I grow up like this, I must study hard, otherwise others will say that that person has nothing but beauty.

13. When you are sad, don't think about seven or eight, think about one, two, three, four, five, six, nine.

14. All the questions in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business". Suddenly I feel so busy.

15. There is a girl who weighs 200 kg and has a mine at home! Dating dozens of times, each time was rejected. Her mother comforted her: don't cry, daughter. If we continue to meet, we will always meet greedy people.

16. You can't hide liking someone. Even if you hide it in the closet, your husband will still find you.

17. When I was a child, I often wondered whether to go to Tsinghua, Peking University or Fudan when I grow up. When I grow up, I realize that I really think too much.

18. From the beginning of 1000 to the present millions, I don't want to show off anything. I just want to tell you that the happiness of fighting landlords mainly depends on luck.

19. The money in the pocket is the most ruthless, and the fat on the body is the most persistent.

20. You can see your girlfriend's personality through the palm print. If her palm prints often appear on your face, it means that she has a bad temper.

2 1. When someone gets on the bus and practices, the first sentence is "strike a light, step on the clutch, put in gear, loosen the clutch and start." And when I get on the bus and practice driving, the first sentence is usually to shout "get out of the way!" Make way! "

22. I am obviously a rich second generation, but I do my homework in class on time. I can drive a luxury car, but I squeeze the bus every day. I can eat by my face, but I'm trying. This is the difference between me and Mingming.

23. I don't even want to set a password for my bank card now. It's tiring to think about protecting my two-digit savings with six figures.

24. Do you like small animals? Of course I like it. How much do you like it? I don't know, every meal!

25. It snowed heavily yesterday. A reporter interviewed in the street: "Aunt, how much do you think it will affect your life today?" Aunt said: "The impact is too great! The first thing is that you can see clearly that I am your uncle! "

26. Don't ask me why I did so badly in the exam. I'm hiding my power. Have you ever seen the landlord blow it up when he comes?

27. My friends say that I am a famous musician, because every time I go out to karaoke, they all sing other people's songs, and only I compose music on the spot!