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Punishment for incorrect sitting posture

? In the class, I often tell students: "Sit in an upright posture. When sitting, your back can be straight or vertical. Don't bend your back like a prawn! Otherwise, if things go on like this, it will accumulate over time. , when you get old, you will become a hunchbacked grandfather or old lady!”

He also said to them: “We Chinese people like to sit like a bell, stand like a pine tree, and walk like the wind!” China is becoming more and more prosperous and powerful, and Chinese people are becoming more and more confident. We must show the Chinese people's energetic and confident spirit, instead of being hunched over like little old men and little old ladies all day long. , dejected!”

? Even so, how can a habit that has been formed for more than ten years be changed overnight? So there is the question of how to punish students who sit in wrong postures.

? Last semester, we often singled out a few typical students who had wrong sitting postures and often made them dance as punishment. In doing so, on the one hand, students' courage is exercised, and on the other hand, it is also checked or urged to cultivate their artistic talents. Other students watched the performances of the students who "made mistakes" with the mentality of watching a joke. Those students who "made mistakes" did not have a "correct" attitude towards punishment and often did it perfunctory. In this regard, I often did not study it carefully and took it seriously. A way for students to relax after intense study!

? However, there are always exceptions to everything: once, when he was punishing students who made mistakes, Ling Aoyi stood up and said: "Teacher, I also want to perform, but can I get extra points?"—— This silly boy! This is punishment. Although it is not very formal, it is not too glorious either. Are you going to fight for this too?

? But in front of the whole class, I couldn't dampen his enthusiasm, so I had to promise him that if he performed, I would give him five points. This handsome boy happily went up to perform, and his performance was quite impressive!

Although students are always emphasized in the class and corrected at any time, there are always students who make "mistakes" repeatedly. Last week, several students had incorrect sitting postures. I decided to change the punishment style: let them walk around the aisle in the classroom with a book on their heads. If the book fell off halfway, they had to perform a dance performance.

? We "zoning" punishments are carried out in order from north to south. During the process, the students were walking slowly with books on their heads. There were 22 people who were punished. Most of the students successfully did it, but there were still 8 students who "won the bid" - the books fell from their heads halfway. Whenever such a situation occurs, other students will shout excitedly, which is really a bit of a show of excitement!

? These eight unlucky guys had no choice but to accept their fate and perform another dance or action performance, but no matter how you look at it, this action or dance is a bit perfunctory! Is it because the students in our class lack sports or artistic skills?

? Let’s think of other punishment methods in the future!