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Short Japanese jokes (Japanese and Chinese)

ぉぺんぺんボールペン

O si ri pen pen bo u ru pen

Smack that, ballpoint pen.

Naomi か

Are you me?

Europe and America? (The same pronunciation can also be cited as "Europeanization")

Telephone してチョンマゲ

Dean Vast Tejon Margo

Connect the antenna when making a phone call. ("チョンマゲ" is an ancient Japanese man's bun)

Your servant egg, yellow body, good body, good body, good husband!

Boku Hamata to Kimigasuki Dakeduo, Kimi Sumiki.

I like the yolk in eggs, but I also like you! ("yolk" is homophonic with "you")

チャウチャウちゃうんちゃう?

tya u tya u tya u n tya u

Isn't that the same as poodle?

ァヒルが, ぁしてる.

Hello, Ruga, hello, Runistru.

Duck, ah, take a nap.

Cod seeds eat べて and こぅ. "

ta ra ko ta be te,ha ta ra ko

Work by eating cod roe. There is only one sound difference between "cod roe" and "work".

?はしょっちゅぅ

syo u tyu u ha(wa)syo TTU u

Soju, often (drink)

Natto can be eaten.

Natota is Nattoku.

Eat natto and accept it. ("Natto" and "acceptance" sound very similar)

There are thousands of cars in Sendai.

Saindayi de Kujuma Hassanayi

There are 1000 vehicles in Sendai. ("Sendai" and "Thousand Taiwan" are homophones)