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Unique humor, morning greetings and jingles.

Unique humor, morning greetings and jingles.

1. People are tired because they think too much. Experience a life full of questions, and maybe one day, unconsciously, you will gradually live a life full of answers. Be a calm person, be a kind person, be a person with a smile on his mouth and a happy heart. Good morning ~

2. Life is full of scenery, and life is full of poetry. I gradually know that persistence is not necessarily victory, and giving up is not necessarily giving up. Turning gracefully is better than hitting the wall. Let the mood become simple, and life will be richer. Make the environment simpler and the space richer. Let love become simple, and happiness will be richer.

3. Whenever you are confused, stop, sort out the confused thoughts, drive away the confusion and then go on the road; Every time you give up, stop, make hard choices, cheer up, and then move on. We stopped and walked on. good morning

When you are young, you should let yourself go, indulge yourself and even leave occasionally. Because no matter how good and obedient you are, you will still get old. You have lived, at least you can leave memories and smile. You really missed the occasion.

If you want something, you should either try to catch up or give up. Don't always nag in front of everyone to express your determination or complain constantly, and become the laughing stock of others after dinner.

6. Don't disappoint your bed when you sleep, the road when you are busy, people when you are in love, and your stomach when you are hungry.

7. Time settled us first, and then confused us. We thought we were mature, but in fact we were just safe and sound. We think we are responsible, but in fact we are weak. What we call pragmatism is at best an escape, not a face-to-face way.

8. The most disappointing thing is that you want to know that the people you want to know don't know you that well, and the people you want to know don't know you that well.

9. Tears are sometimes an unspeakable joy, a smile, and sometimes an unspeakable pain.

10. There are too many joys and sorrows in life, and we all have to face them. When someone falls, we must stand up strongly and get up where we fell. The immediate difficulties are only temporary. We would rather fight for the choppy freedom than hide in an empty haven.

1 1. To go your own way, you must have your own thinking, firm will, stick to your own beliefs and pursue your own pursuits, and you must not relax your demands on yourself, let alone spend your life in a daze. Life can't be wasted, be worthy of yourself.

12. Life is like a journey, and there are often mountains and rivers in front. Don't learn to complain Embrace every challenge with a firm and grateful heart. Everyone can do it. As long as we work hard, we will be a little bit, and life may be less complaining or regretting.

13. Life is a time travel. Only when the moon is white and the wind is clear can life be as calm as water. On the road of life, no matter whether you encounter obstacles or pain, don't be nervous and sad. You should know your inner direction, which is within your control. Desire, fame and fortune.

14. The days that passed away were either sunny or stormy; Whether it is bumpy or smooth sailing; No matter whether you are full of energy or at a loss, there are places to be nostalgic and touching memories.

15. You didn't keep your youth. If you don't explain, you are calm. True love is that you don't let go. Imperfection is life. I love you for so long, but I always forget everything, but I remember you so clearly.

16. Young people always have many things that we can't keep, such as the time of going far, such as withered emotions; There are always many things that are hard to give up, such as chasing dreams, such as love in my heart; Facing the unknown factors on the road ahead, when the road is impassable, don't cling to the scenery ahead, and don't look back at the journey when you come; Simply be yourself, and there will always be a door open for your dreams.

17. Wake you up with a ray of morning glow, let you open the window with a crow, let you cool with a ray of breeze, stretch your heart with a piece of music, and send you a blessing with a short message: a new day, a new hope, a new beginning, all goes well! Good morning!

18. Tick, get up and say "good morning". Your happiness is "goo goo" and say "good morning". Your happiness is getting up early. Morning reading is accompanied by morning songs. Please accept it!

19. Hold a beam of morning light and gently rub it on your face to bring you a cool day. May you wake up from your sleep and see your hopeful eyes, and your heart is full of peace and tranquility. This is my best wish to you, good friend in the morning!

20. A woman with a soul is an attractive woman. A woman with faith is a woman with energy. You can be at a loss for a while, but don't feel sorry for yourself. You can feel it for a while, but you won't be addicted all the time. Beauty is wonderful. If it is bad, it is called experience.

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