Are there any short and elegant jokes? thank you

Wende heart movement, was about to ask. But suddenly found that these Huntress seems a little different from before. He can't say exactly where it is. But I always feel that these Huntress people who have just experienced a fierce battle and are obviously quite embarrassed in appearance have different eyes and expressions. It looks both heroic and energetic.

It's a little messy, just get used to it

forceline

One day, the devil took the princess away, and the princess desperately called for help.

Devil: You can scream loudly, and no one will come to save you.

Princess: Broken throat. My throat is broken.

Nobody: Princess, I'm coming to save you.

Devil: Speak of the devil.

Cao Cao: Devil, did you call me?

Demon: Wow! I saw a ghost!

Ghost: Hey! It was still discovered.

Or: nonsense, who found me?

Who: I'm here to watch the fun.

Lively: What do I have to see?

Me: What? You dare to call me ugly?

You: It's none of my business. Why did you mention me?

What: Who said that?

Who: I didn't speak.

Me: Are you deaf?

You are deaf. Can you hear the princess calling for help?

Princess: It's none of my business. Who told the devil to arrest me?

Who: I didn't? He caught it himself.

Demon: ...

It is said that the devil suffers from schizophrenia.

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